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  • Mary Christian
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2008
    • 1
    #1

    Greetings Brothers & Sisters of LBC

    I came about this site through Google while researching about the presidential race. I instantly fell in love with this site and wanted to join. It was only recently I became a True Christian. I was raised as a John 3:16 Catholic (gasp). I've been "active" since I was 16. It was my current boyfriend, Jack, who brought me to Jesus.
    My favorite Bible verse (KJV, of course) is GEN 9:6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.
    I wish and pray to be accepted into your glorious community.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Greetings Brothers & Sisters of LBC

      That's a pretty good introduction. How about telling us more about yourself? What kind of car do you drive?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: Greetings Brothers & Sisters of LBC

          Welcome Mary, to God's favorite forum. May I suggest that you read our beliefs and our FAQ's before posting much more.

          Please tell us about yourself. Are you a Reagan Republican or a Bush Republican? Which denomination do you attend? And how old are you and your boyfriend?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Offcr. Albert Martin
              Unsaved Meter Maid
              • Feb 2008
              • 250
              #4
              Re: Greetings Brothers & Sisters of LBC

              Originally posted by Mary Christian View Post
              I came about this site through Google while researching about the presidential race. I instantly fell in love with this site and wanted to join. It was only recently I became a True Christian. I was raised as a John 3:16 Catholic (gasp). I've been "active" since I was 16. It was my current boyfriend, Jack, who brought me to Jesus.
              My favorite Bible verse (KJV, of course) is GEN 9:6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.
              I wish and pray to be accepted into your glorious community.
              Another lost sheep...You know what that means, right?
              Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 493
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings Brothers & Sisters of LBC

                  You seem like a nice young lady. Glad to make your acquaintance.
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                  Exodus 22:18                   says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings Brothers & Sisters of LBC

                      Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                      Another lost sheep...You know what that means, right?
                      She's been marked down on the Antichrist's list for extermination once Hitlery Clinton and the UN hand over all worldly power to your dark lord Pimp Benedict? Sorry, but all decent Christians will have been raptured long before then.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Justina Thyme
                          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1718
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings Brothers & Sisters of LBC

                          Hello, Mary Christian, and welcome to the Landover Baptist Church. Please take a moment to read the following list and tell me which, if any, of the following objects you have in your home:

                          Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, dragons, horseshoes; items from other countries, especially Africa, China, India, Japan; American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures, Buddha statues. Dolls and stuffed animals - dolls originated in voodoo. Paisley pattern on anything. Some items of clothing(Nike is a Greek god, according to the dictionary).

                          Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities, rainbows; some items passed down from ancestors, shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm, Indian items, any items that are used in witchcraft, The Book of Mormon, The Satanic Bible, books on other religions, rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.

                          Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-deliverance) faiths, ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns, stars, wishbones, horseshoes, incense, fleur-de-lis.
                          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                           Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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