I was saved by god almighty, an introduction and a warning.

[MyGodMySalvation]

I was born into a poor atheist family living in a one room motel in a bad neighborhood. I was lost for a long long time until I found the bible our motel kept in the nightstand. Every night after my parents went to sleep, I would read through that bible, until I had read the whole thing twice. I accepted god into my life, and it was the best thing I have ever done. I am here to introduce you guys to a new satanist cult that an angel came to me and introduced me to one night, this angel told me I must help STOP THIS FALSE RELIGION! These people who call themselves "urban explorers" go into the storm drains and sewers under the streets of the cities and you live in to practice Satanic rituals, trying to get themselves closer to Satan. If you look at this person who calls himself an "urban explorer's" Flickr
[pony fag link removed by moderator] You can see all these places he has visited under your city to get closer to the devil. This is going on right below your feet and NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! I don't mean to frighten anyone with this, but this needs to be adressed. Thank you for reading, and praise the lord almighty.
~MyGodMySalvation

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I was saved by god almighty, an introduction and a warning.

Thanks, we'll get right on that.

So, when did you return to atheism? After all, no Christian fails to capitalize "God" or "Bible" while remembering to capitalize "I".

[MyGodMySalvation]

Re: I was saved by god almighty, an introduction and a warning.

Thanks, we'll get right on that.

So, when did you return to atheism? After all, no Christian fails to capitalize "God" or "Bible" while remembering to capitalize "I".

I must apologize Revrand. I am very worn out and should've taken a nap and had my whits about me before I posted this. I would never revert to atheism, and I am honestly a little offended you would say something like that. I love God, he saved me from eternal damnation in hell. I hope you will accept my apology as I meant no offense. Praise the good Lord.
~MyGodMySalvation

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I was saved by god almighty, an introduction and a warning.

Son, you need an exorcism. Are there any reputable True Christian™ churches in your area? I would of course avoid any churches that have affiliations with Ted Haggard, who is cursed with homosexual demons himself.

[MyGodMySalvation]

Re: I was saved by god almighty, an introduction and a warning.

I am surprised at all the reactions I have gotten here. I am one with God and would never stray from the path of the Bible. You have removed my link to that awful satanists page, which could be considered good or bad, since not true God loving Christian should have to view those horrible images. Again, I would like to apologize for any sort of offense I have caused to anyone, I simply wanted to warn you wonderful people. Please accept my apology. Praise the Lord almighty.
~MyGodMySalvation

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I was saved by god almighty, an introduction and a warning.

I am surprised at all the reactions I have gotten here. I am one with God and would never stray from the path of the Bible. You have removed my link to that awful satanists page, which could be considered good or bad, since not true God loving Christian should have to view those horrible images. Again, I would like to apologize for any sort of offense I have caused to anyone, I simply wanted to warn you wonderful people. Please accept my apology. Praise the Lord almighty.
~MyGodMySalvation

Yes, we all hate pictures of sewers and subway tunnels. Surely, they are evidence of Satanic activity.

Or public works projects, one or the other.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I was saved by god almighty, an introduction and a warning.

I have not learned one thing about you other than you are thin-skinned. Where do you go to church? Which Bible verse gives you comfort when you are tempted by Satan? What has Jesus done for you today that makes you want to shout His name from the mountaintops?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Brother Jared]

Re: I was saved by god almighty, an introduction and a warning.

I have not learned one thing about you other than you are thin-skinned. Where do you go to church? Which Bible verse gives you comfort when you are tempted by Satan? What has Jesus done for you today that makes you want to shout His name from the mountaintops?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Not to mention; how many sons have you brought to this world as God's soldiers?