Greetings, Landover.

[Sgt. Christiansen]

Hello,

I am Sgt. Christiansen, a person from wherever I choose to tell you where I'm from, on the good Earth. I like pizza, steak and cola, reading and looking at stars.

I dislike politicians, people who want to save the Earth, terrorists and the Taliban, dentists, creepy old guys and weird candy.

My connection with god is non-existant. Never once have I had a "revelation" or been "reborn", probably because I was raised very liberally.

Anyways, hi!

Regards,

Christiansen.

Ps: Apologies for posting in a thread before making an introduction.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

I am Sgt. Christiansen

Hi, Seargeant Christiansen, and welcome. Are you serving in the US military? If so, we're proud of you.

a person from wherever I choose to tell you where I'm from

So you're ashamed of where you're from. Interesting.

I like pizza... and looking at stars.

No doubt to think about the wonder of God's creation.

I dislike politicians, people who want to save the Earth, terrorists and the Taliban

Excellent!

dentists

Hold it right there! A proper program of dental care that includes regular brushing with an appropriate dentifrice, flossing, annual dental checkups, and intercessory prayer promotes dental health and prevents gum disease.

creepy old guys and weird candy.

You should pretty much stay away from all candy.

My connection with god is non-existant. Never once have I had a "revelation" or been "reborn", probably because I was raised very liberally.

Stick with us and you'll see the truth.

[Sgt. Christiansen]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

Hi, Seargeant Christiansen, and welcome. Are you serving in the US military? If so, we're proud of you.

So you're ashamed of where you're from. Interesting.

No doubt to think about the wonder of God's creation.

Excellent!

Hold it right there! A proper program of dental care that includes regular brushing with an appropriate dentifrice, flossing, annual dental checkups, and intercessory prayer promotes dental health and prevents gum disease.

You should pretty much stay away from all candy.

Stick with us and you'll see the truth.

No, I am not serving in the US Military, it is more in honour of my Uncle who got killed by an IED 4 years ago.

I'm not really ashamed of where I'm from, but seeing as everyone here dislike the country I am from, I choose not to disclose that information.

Thanks for the swift reply!

Regards,

Christiansen

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

Hello,

Hello, Sgt. Christiansen! To echo WWJDNow, thank you for your service (assuming you are currently serving). We need more people like you!

I am Sgt. Christiansen, a person from wherever I choose to tell you where I'm from, on the good Earth. I like pizza, steak and cola, reading and looking at stars.

Hmm, I do find it odd that you are immediately so evasive. Usually it is the trolls that are the evasive ones. It certainly can be tiring to be a True Christian, having to be on guard at all times. But it is a sweet burden to bear.

I dislike politicians, people who want to save the Earth, terrorists and the Taliban, dentists, creepy old guys and weird candy.

And yet you're fine with domestic abuse, liars, cheats and homosexuals?

My connection with god is non-existant. Never once have I had a "revelation" or been "reborn", probably because I was raised very liberally.

Ah, this is truly sad. We here at Landover are very active in politics, and are doing our best to make raising a child liberally a felony -- in fact, it is a form of child abuse, despite what the wishy-washy hippies will tell you. But in your case, we are glad you have found us! It is never too late to take Jesus into your heart and to change your wicked ways.

Anyways, hi!

Regards,

Christiansen.

Hi! I hope you stick around: you have much to learn.
Ps: Apologies for posting in a thread before making an introduction.[/QUOTE]

[Sgt. Christiansen]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

If you would have me state all of the things I like, and dislike it would probably require page upon page of letter.

See my above post, it contains some answers.

Thanks for replying!

Regards,

Christiansen.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

I'm not really ashamed of where I'm from, but seeing as everyone here dislike the country I am from, I choose not to disclose that information.

It's not whether we dislike it that's important, it's whether God dislikes it. Remember, every single person in Sodom was evil except Lot. Lot was even willing to offer his daughter's virginity up to a crowd that wanted to homosexually rape two angels--that's how righteous Lot was. So, when God destroyed Sodom, he saved the good man, Lot, and Lot's family. Perhaps you, like Lot, are the one decent man in your evil country.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

Hello,

.......I dislike......... dentists..........

You have to be from the Syddanmark area of denmarkistan. The people from that place have breath fouler than the rectum of Satan and tooth rot that rivals a chav brit.
God gave you teeth to eat steaks, not to wiggle and spit on the ground as rotting, encrusted bits of bone matter.

[Sgt. Christiansen]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

You have to be from the Syddanmark area of denmarkistan. The people from that place have breath fouler than the rectum of Satan and tooth rot that rivals a chav brit.
God gave you teeth to eat steaks, not to wiggle and spit on the ground as rotting, encrusted bits of bone matter.

No, I don't hate dentists. I expected it was possible for devout humans to see through sarcasm. It's more of a... tough-love relationship.

And hi, James!

Yes, I live in "Denmarkistan" or whatever other nickname you have for Denmark.

Regards,

Christiansen.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

No, I don't hate dentists. I expected it was possible for devout humans to see through sarcasm. It's more of a... tough-love relationship.

And hi, James!

Yes, I live in "Denmarkistan" or whatever other nickname you have for Denmark.

Regards,

Christiansen.

Aw, you poor thing. I would be ashamed to say I came from that country, too.



But you're here now, among God's favorite people! Soon your soul will cry out to Him just like mine!

\o/

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

No, I don't hate dentists. I expected it was possible for devout humans to see through sarcasm. It's more of a... tough-love relationship.

Friend, we are not here to play games or crack jokes. Unless of course, you think blind devotion to God is funny.

And hi, James!

Yes, I live in "Denmarkistan" or whatever other nickname you have for Denmark.

Regards,

Christiansen.

I do not hate (nor does and True Christian(tm)) your country. God has to put all the people someplace.
I understand your reluctance to want to proudly state where you are from and how much you care about it. I too, would be terribly ashamed to come from there.

What verse from the KJV most helps you move in the morning?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

My connection with god is non-existant. Never once have I had a "revelation" or been "reborn", probably because I was raised very liberally.

Welcome young man. This is because there is serious sin in your life that blinds you from the love of Jesus Christ and the chance to be a decent and moral person.

Sexual sin is the most common. Myself, I ravaged rectums for nearly twenty years as a reprobate and degenerate power-top queer before asking Jesus for the strength to choose to be normal again.

My point is simply that we have heard it all and you can freely confess your filthy wickedness here. So please tell us what particular vise-grip of Satan has a hold on your stained soul. We are here to help and get you right with your creator.

In Christ

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

All the way from Denmark, mm? Is it true that you eat Danishes for breakfast over there?

[Brother Jared]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

Denmark you say. I'm sorry you have to cope with all those atheists and homers that reside that country.

Tell us, how many son have you put into the world as little soldiers of God?

YIC

[Sgt. Christiansen]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

I'd like to clear something up for the sake of avoiding future misunderstandings; I am not an atheist, nor am I an agnostic. I am not religious either. I refuse to put a label on me to divide myself from anyone else.

Furthermore, I am barely in my twenties, and I currently have no plans of having children, but if I do, I will make sure not to expose them to too much evil.

@Brother Harold

If you mean sin by the 10 commandments, I have lied a lot in my life. Thankfully only about minor issues such as who forgot to take out the trash...
but a lie is a lie nonetheless.

And thanks for the reply!

@Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

I really doubt that. I normally eat cornflakes or bread for breakfast. I hope I speak for the majority when I say that we eat normal food in the mornings...

@Brother Jared

I couldn't really care less about atheists and homos (I presume that is what you meant), as long as they do not get in my way or annoy me.
I even have a few atheist friends. I can't stand the gay people in this country though... they are such p*ss*es. They are all over the media, as if they are supposed to be rolemodels for us. I really find it disgusting.
Not that I am affected by it, but many of the children *OBVIOUSLY* are.

There should be a license for having children, just as there are licenses for cars (I am not making a comparison), because if you can't teach your child to discern wrong from right, you should'nt even HAVE children.

Regards,

Christiansen.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings, Landover.

I'd like to clear something up for the sake of avoiding future misunderstandings; I am not an atheist, nor am I an agnostic. I am not religious either. I refuse to put a label on me to divide myself from anyone else.

Dear, your refusal to accept a label doesn't make you any less of a Hellbound Heathen. You may comfort yourself with this refusal to "divide [yourself] from anyone else" for now, but in the clutches of Satan and his minions, you will be far from comforted.

Furthermore, I am barely in my twenties, and I currently have no plans of having children, but if I do, I will make sure not to expose them to too much evil.

Good for you! My many children are protected from all kinds of evil as well! I'm happy to say that when a lady at the cash register at the grocery store asked my children what they thought of the last Harry Potter movie, they all looked at her quizzically, never having heard that name before!