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  • thetruelord
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2012
    • 1

    #1

    Rapture!

    You are all going to hell!

    http://www.tickettorapture.com/ is the only way to save your soul!
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: Rapture!

    Originally posted by thetruelord View Post
    You are all going to hell!

    http://www.tickettorapture.com/ is the only way to save your soul!
    When will 'you people' learn to read instructions?

    What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did Jesus first touch you?
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Rapture!

      Originally posted by thetruelord View Post
      You are all going to hell!

      http://www.tickettorapture.com/ is the only way to save your soul!
      I see you've overlooked the idiot-proof instructions at the top of the page. I'll re-post them for you here:

      Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Rapture!

        Originally posted by thetruelord View Post
        You are all going to hell!

        http://www.tickettorapture.com/ is the only way to save your soul!
        Friend, we are going to Heaven. I for one, cannot wait for God to kill everyliving thing and hasten my arrival to sit at His table. I am sorry you have to go to Hell. Wear something light.
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        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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