[KJV4me]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

Smart-ass.

I'm no smart-ass, I'm a True Christian! But I assure you that your ass will "smart" once Satan rectally impregnates you with a litter of demons.

Do you really want that to happen? Or are you ready to hit the PayPal button below and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour? The more you tithe, the more assuredly you will be saved from Satan's molten-hot rectal fertilization stick.

[WickedWitch]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

I'm no smart-ass, I'm a True Christian! But I assure you that your ass will "smart" once Satan rectally impregnates you with a litter of demons.

Do you really want that to happen? Or are you ready to hit the PayPal button below and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour? The more you tithe, the more assuredly you will be saved from Satan's molten-hot rectal fertilization stick.

That's ridiculous. You're ridiculous. Have A Nice Day

[KJV4me]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

That's ridiculous. You're ridiculous. Have A Nice Day

I won! Glory!

[WickedWitch]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

I won! Glory!

That's also ridiculous. How do you figure you won? Because I wished you a nice day? You Christians really do have a twisted perception of things.

[KJV4me]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

That's also ridiculous. How do you figure you won? Because I wished you a nice day? You Christians really do have a twisted perception of things.

The reason I won is because I consistently used logic and reason, while you used only insults with no substantive content. Observe:

I fixed your statement by clarifying that your Pagan womb can only carry demons. You see, you are a pagan yourself which means you are a demon, and sin is inherited according to the Bible, so anything you bear and birth would also be a demon.

You immediately resorted to insults by calling me a smart ass. I again fixed your statement (which is a favor from me to you, by the way) by noting that I'm a follower of Christ, while you are in jeopardy of having your own ass "smarted" by Satan's enormous tallywhacker. I then brought it full circle by stating the obvious fact that, in Hell, you can get impregnated by Satan rectally.

You then charged me with ridiculousness, which is in itself a ridiculous charge; I'm not the one claiming that pagans can have non-demon offspring! And then you said good day, which is another way of saying "I give up."

So in the end, we can clearly see that I used multiple statements of fact, while you merely flailed around, throwing unsupported insults like the immature, demon-spawning pagan that you are. And then to top it all off, you gave up. It seems that the Truth of God's Word is too much for you to handle.

If you want to have children some day, and not demon spawn, then you'd better get right with Jesus! Only Jesus can grant you the ability to birth humans, so don't mess around. Start tithing right away. This is serious business!

[Don the Baptist]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

Smart-ass.

Such language, for shame, for shame - have you no scruples at all. Don't you have some housework to do, perhaps your husband should give you more to do to keep you busy such that you are not so wont to get into mischief here (and to your own eternal damnation might I add).

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

Should I still post on this forum by the time I have children, I'll be sure that you're never anywhere near them. Your posts just keep getting creepier and creepier, Larry.

The only thing creepy here is you witch.

Larry's concept of purity is Godly.

Have you not heard of a purity ball you unclean heathen? This is indeed a pure thing and it certainly involves daughters and fathers.

[Bob4God]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

Hello again all,

I just got back with my youth group from a week-long singspiration tour. We traveled to several different churches and sang praise songs and collected funds for the glory of GOD.

Something interesting happened, when one of the young ladies experienced her first monthly curse. The Holy Ghost impressed me to use her stained choir robe as an example to the rest of the group on how the Lord guides us all on our path to adulthood.

It's good to be back, but I'm concerned at seeing the posts of this little girl who calls herself "WickedWitch." Why would you want to call yourself such a thing? Do you know how the Lord your GOD punishes witches? I would refer you to Deuteronomy 18:10, where GOD clearly instructs us against the use of divination, witchcraft and magic, or "magick" as you Wiccans like to spell it.

Do you know that when you call yourself a witch you're rebelling against the loving God who created you? Do you know how much it hurts him to see you do this? Do you know the kind of danger you put yourself in when you dabble in the dark arts? Please, come to the light, and accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior!!

[WickedWitch]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

The reason I won is because I consistently used logic and reason, while you used only insults with no substantive content. Observe:

I fixed your statement by clarifying that your Pagan womb can only carry demons. You see, you are a pagan yourself which means you are a demon, and sin is inherited according to the Bible, so anything you bear and birth would also be a demon. I assure you sir, that I am not a Daemon, and my offspring will also not be Daemons. I am fully human and my offspring shall be human as well.

You immediately resorted to insults by calling me a smart ass. I again fixed your statement (which is a favor from me to you, by the way) by noting that I'm a follower of Christ, while you are in jeopardy of having your own ass "smarted" by Satan's enormous tallywhacker. I then brought it full circle by stating the obvious fact that, in Hell, you can get impregnated by Satan rectally. No, honey, you were being sarcastic, and thus a smart-ass.

You then charged me with ridiculousness, which is in itself a ridiculous charge; I'm not the one claiming that pagans can have non-demon offspring! It is ridiculous to assert that a human being (meaning myself) could give birth to something non-human. Which is exactly what you were asserting, and thus you were being ridiculous. And then you said good day, which is another way of saying "I give up." Wrong again, it's called being polite.

So in the end, we can clearly see that I used multiple statements of fact, while you merely flailed around, throwing unsupported insults like the immature, demon-spawning pagan that you are. And then to top it all off, you gave up. It seems that the Truth of God's Word is too much for you to handle. I didn't give up. I may eventually, though, as talking to you Landoverites is like talking to tree stumps: you can talk to one until you're blue in the face, but you're never gonna get through to it.

If you want to have children some day, and not demon spawn, then you'd better get right with Jesus! Only Jesus can grant you the ability to birth humans, so don't mess around. Start tithing right away. This is serious business!

Now that I have countered your defense of your statement that you "won", I am going to laugh at said defense as I found it to be quite humourous. Please do your best not to find some hidden meaning in my laughter. *Cackles*

Hello again all,

I just got back with my youth group from a week-long singspiration tour. We traveled to several different churches and sang praise songs and collected funds for the glory of GOD. Welcome Back

Something interesting happened, when one of the young ladies experienced her first monthly curse. The Holy Ghost impressed me to use her stained choir robe as an example to the rest of the group on how the Lord guides us all on our path to adulthood. I hope that poor girl wasn't too humiliated by your antics.

It's good to be back, but I'm concerned at seeing the posts of this little girl who calls herself "WickedWitch." Why would you want to call yourself such a thing? Because I'm a Witch, and you people think Witches are wicked, so it just fits. Do you know how the Lord your GOD punishes witches? No, no, the Lord YOUR God, not mine. I would refer you to Deuteronomy 18:10, where GOD clearly instructs us against the use of divination, witchcraft and magic, or "magick" as you Wiccans like to spell it. I'm not Wiccan. And I don't care what your God says about it.

Do you know that when you call yourself a witch you're rebelling against the loving God who created you? My parents created me. Just like theirs created them. Do you know how much it hurts him to see you do this? Your concern is touching, but if it hurts you to see me believe and practice differently from you, then don't look. Do you know the kind of danger you put yourself in when you dabble in the dark arts? That's not something I have to worry about, I've never done any negative/harming spells. Please, come to the light, and accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior!!

Thank you, but no. But, again, welcome back.

[Bob4God]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

WickedWitch,

If you aren't a Christian and have no interest in Christians or our precious loving savior, why are you here?

Now if you aren't a Wiccan, what kind of witch are you?

[WickedWitch]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

WickedWitch,

If you aren't a Christian and have no interest in Christians or our precious loving savior, why are you here? Because I consider these crazy Landoverites to be extended family. I have known them since I was 16 and I enjoy their company; they are my friends and I could easily join any number of forums for people who believe as I do, but I just don't like those forums as much as I like this one.

Now if you aren't a Wiccan, what kind of witch are you?

Pagan. Not Wiccan, just Pagan. But this thread is about you, Bob, and I feel guilty derailing as many threads as I do, so let's just leave me out of this.

[Tyrone]

Re: I'm Bob, and Jesus saved my life!

Comparatively speaking.