[ImaRetard]

Re: The Truth

Friend, I don't live in a cave, you silly HELLbound idiot. I'm right here at a desk in a very nice room with electricity and a computer that is powered by JESUS!

I know you think that Christians feel sorry for people like you when we think of you burning in HELL for all eternity while Satan rapes you over and over with his engorged giant throbbing tallwacker for not believing in GOD. But we don't - we giggle with righteous glee!

Enjoy HELL!

Can you tell us where we have quoted scripture incorrectly? Will this be another question you cannot answer? Will you just go into another girly hissy fit?

YIC

Jack

I don't care if you quoted the bible word for word. You probably have. But that doesn't make it logical nor does it qualify it to justify your arguments. I literally cannot find the words to describe the vast enormity of your ignorance.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Truth

Can you tell us where we have quoted scripture incorrectly? Will this be another question you cannot answer? Will you just go into another girly hissy fit?

YIC

Jack

Not to mention it's pretty hard for the poster ImaRetard to claim the moral high ground after a series of insults.

Here is my question to ImaRetard; by what other means shall we discuss Christianity but with The Bible? We are hardly interested in your personal opinion.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The Truth

Words do not describe....
I am more than capable of a coherent discussion - more so than any of you mongrels. Unfortunately that is not possible with people as retarded as you lot, as you just respond to everything with either:
1. High and mighty bullshit
2. Quotes from the Bible
3. More quotes from the Bible

Therefore I cannot converse with any of you dungballs normally. This topic deserves no dignity - the views expressed by the members of this forum are racist, both to races, religions and sexualities. All of your views would not be tolerated in the public domain of the real world (in any civilized country at least). Most of the views you share are actually illegal to share where I come from, because we are not backwards intolerant piffletards. Religion is about faith and being open, not this twisted sick shit you guys believe and advocate. I only hope you all die and take your inhuman beliefs with you.

Can you tell us where we have quoted scripture incorrectly? Will this be another question you cannot answer? Will you just go into another girly hissy fit?

YIC

Jack

[ImaRetard]

Re: The Truth

Words do not describe....
I am more than capable of a coherent discussion - more so than any of you mongrels. Unfortunately that is not possible with people as retarded as you lot, as you just respond to everything with either:
1. High and mighty bullshit
2. Quotes from the Bible
3. More quotes from the Bible

Therefore I cannot converse with any of you dungballs normally. This topic deserves no dignity - the views expressed by the members of this forum are racist, both to races, religions and sexualities. All of your views would not be tolerated in the public domain of the real world (in any civilized country at least). Most of the views you share are actually illegal to share where I come from, because we are not backwards intolerant fucktards. Religion is about faith and being open, not this twisted sick shit you guys believe and advocate. I only hope you all die and take your inhuman beliefs with you.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The Truth

Actually, I think you'll find that your computer is powered by electricity, a product of science, not religion. To think otherwise is simply beyond comprehension to a civilized, educated person. But then, you are all completely the opposite.

And you throw it all back in God's face. God made it all possible but because the scientists bribe you with technology you think they must be right with all their crazy ideas about the world and the firmament.

Meanwhile we have the love of Jesus to carry us through your persecution and to bless us.

Come soon, Jesus, so this fool can see us ascend to Heaven and realise the heap of trouble he is in.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Truth

Actually, I think you'll find that your computer is powered by electricity, a product of science, not religion. To think otherwise is simply beyond comprehension to a civilized, educated person. But then, you are all completely the opposite.

Are you capable of posting anything but personal attacks? I've yet to see you respond to any question or even support your assertion,

I ask this because I want to give you one last chance before I ban you as some teenage troll on his daddies computer.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The Truth

All you nuts do is use quote from the piffleing bible to reply to everything. It's the only way you can reply or even try to justify your argument, because common sense/proven logic are not able to justify your argument. I could write a book full of crap, quoting it wouldn't make me right you bunch of fools.
And I'm not Canadian, retards. Just because not everyone spells word incorrectly you bunch of uneducated shits.
I don't need to 'prove' God exists - I have enough common and scientific knowledge to deduce that such a thing is very, very, very unlikely, and that almost all the evidence found in the world is against it, and the events from the Bible. Therefore I can safely conclude that it is a far better investment of my time to believe in scientific theories which actually have proven evidence to back them up.

So you come here saying that God does not exist and now within just a few post you have changed to He might exist. Just one step at a time. You are seeing the light brother. I believe that Jesus has sent you here and I believe in your heart you know it too,

Psalm 13:5
But I have trusted in thy mercy; my heart shall rejoice in thy salvation.

YIC

Jack

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The Truth

Actually, I think you'll find that your computer is powered by electricity, a product of science, not religion. To think otherwise is simply beyond comprehension to a civilized, educated person. But then, you are all completely the opposite.

You are so silly! JESUS made electricity! JESUS made everything (Except evil stuff)


Does your head hurt from all that thinking? You should find JESUS and let the Bible do all the thinking for you!

SHOUT GLORY!

[ImaRetard]

Re: The Truth

'I'm right here at a desk in a very nice room with electricity and a computer that is powered by JESUS!'

Actually, I think you'll find that your computer is powered by electricity, a product of science, not religion. To think otherwise is simply beyond comprehension to a civilized, educated person. But then, you are all completely the opposite.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Truth

It's funny because you don't even know. Lol.

Friend,

Landover Baptist is a forum about the Christian faith and religion. The cornerstone of the morality of Western Culture. Please give this forum the dignity the topic demands.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Truth

Brothers and Sisters, have you noticed how these atheistards are incapable of civilized discourse?

All they can do is fling insults the way their near relatives at the zoo fling feces.

Is it possible that atheistards really ARE descended from monkeys?

[Didymus Much]

Re: The Truth

...it's called 'English'. Speak it properly motherpiffleer...

Quoted for irony (and a subtle hint that someone should learn to use commas).

...I don't need to prove God is fake...

Your admission of defeat is accepted.

...I believe in theories like evolution etc. which have evidence, and you believe in shit that has no grounding. So piffle you.

How can you arrive at a conclusion when you REFUSE to even look at the evidence:

...I don't read shit children's fiction like The Bible...

You really should. Then you could discuss the Bible and religion in general in a knowledgeable, mature fashion, instead of flinging the contents of your diaper around.

[ImaRetard]

Re: The Truth

All you nuts do is use quote from the fucking bible to reply to everything. It's the only way you can reply or even try to justify your argument, because common sense/proven logic are not able to justify your argument. I could write a book full of crap, quoting it wouldn't make me right you bunch of fools.
And I'm not Canadian, retards. Just because not everyone spells word incorrectly you bunch of uneducated shits.
I don't need to 'prove' God exists - I have enough common and scientific knowledge to deduce that such a thing is very, very, very unlikely, and that almost all the evidence found in the world is against it, and the events from the Bible. Therefore I can safely conclude that it is a far better investment of my time to believe in scientific theories which actually have proven evidence to back them up.

[Faithfully]

Re: The Truth

It's funny because you don't even know. Lol.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The Truth

Okay I'll prove it with a scripture - oh wait, I don't need to to use piffleed up religious texts to justify common sense, because I do not live in a piffleing cave you inbred mutt.

No, I am spelling it the correct, original way. American is not a language, it's called 'English'. Speak it properly motherpiffleer.

I don't need to prove God is fake. I believe in theories like evolution etc. which have evidence, and you believe in shit that has no grounding. So piffle you.

We believe in the divine word of the Creator. You believe 'theories'.

YIC

Jack