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  • #31
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
    I am the bride
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Is your husband a queer? Why does he have all those earrings?

    You two can't be Christians, and there's no way that you're injuns. What are you? Circus folk?
    God I hate Carnies.

    They rip you off then vanish into the night with your money with their toothless, hunchback, limping, grotesque pals in tow.

    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #32
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
      God I hate Carnies.

      They rip you off then vanish into the night with your money with their toothless, hunchback, limping, grotesque pals in tow.

      Is that short for Cardinals?

      If so, I'll make a slight adjustment:


      They rip you off, rape your sons, then vanish into the night with your money with their toothless, hunchback, limping, grotesque pals in tow.
      I don't think I need to post pics of these toothless, hunchback, limping, grotesque "Carnies" from the Landover Mission to the Vatican photo album.

      Gives me nightmares.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #33
        Re: Hello

        Nope Not carnies, we good christian god fearing people, and are only here to learn.

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        • #34
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
          Nope Not carnies, we good christian god fearing people, and are only here to learn.
          Fantastic! I love to talk about Jesus and the Wonderful Gift He gave! HIMSELF!

          So tell us, what have you read in your Holy Bible since we saw you last?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #35
            Re: Hello

            I apologize I have been here and reading and learning so much that I have been reading my lessons here.

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            • #36
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
              I apologize I have been here and reading and learning so much that I have been reading my lessons here.
              Have you been using the Bible in a Year section? (Link in my signature)

              Or Real Bible Stories? (Link in my signature)
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #37
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
                I apologize I have been here and reading and learning so much that I have been reading my lessons here.
                I'll bet your husband has to beat you daily. Does he use a tommyhawk?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
                  lol I love it. Why yes I do live in a wigwam and no sorry I dont have running water, I have come here to learn the ways of the white man, can you teach me??
                  You are only "partially" Indian and yet claim to be entirely devoid of knowledge of the "ways of the while man."

                  What other part are you and in what proportions? And how is it that, in this day and age, you have not even the slightest familiarity with American culture?

                  Even the drunkest Indian is aware of the "ways of the white man" if only from the clothes he gets from the Salvation Army or from observing them in the casino. Perhaps it's time to put the rest of American officially into America and abolish the artificial reservation system. Then you can learn the ways of the white man.

                  But I digress. These ways you seek to know are not complicated. Love God with all your heart and soul and mind. That is rule No. 1. And love other True Christians as yourself. That is rule No. 2.

                  And for goodness sake, get some running water. No wonder Indians stink.
                  "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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