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  • ChungLao
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2012
    • 4

    #1

    Hello

    Im new here and hope this is a great place!
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by ChungLao View Post
    Im new here and hope this is a great place!
    It is a great place! But part of that greatness comes from rules, and that relies on people following the rules.

    If you look directly above your post it will explain how the Introduction Forum works. Here, let me quote it for you!

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • ChungLao
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      Under Investigation
      • Aug 2012
      • 4

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Okay
      I never went to church in my life and never found jesus.
      And I never read the bible.
      I dont know why.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Probably because you are a Godless heathen.

        Why did you come here? Do you know?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Brother Helge
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1074

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by ChungLao View Post
          Okay
          I never went to church in my life and never found jesus.
          And I never read the bible.
          I dont know why.
          So why don't you pick up a Bible (KJV1611) and start reading!
          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
          John 8:32

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Then there are three things for your to-do list.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by ChungLao View Post
              Okay
              I never went to church in my life and never found jesus.
              And I never read the bible.
              I dont know why.
              Thank you for being honest (but please capitalize Jesus, since that is a proper noun).

              OK, you've never read the Bible, so basically you are adrift morally. Why don't you start reading it today? You can start at Genesis 1:1 and end up at that final "Amen" in just a few weeks.

              Reading it cover-to-cover changed my life!



              YiC,

              Zech
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              • ChungLao
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                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2012
                • 4

                #8
                Re: Hello

                I must goto hell

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by ChungLao View Post
                  I must goto hell
                  Why is that? Is reading the Bible too much work for you?

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by ChungLao View Post
                    I must goto hell
                    Going to Hell is a choice. You either believe in the whole Bible, and do what it says to the "T", or you choose to go to Hell. But don't say "must". That makes God seem extremely unfair, when He is actually the arbiter of all goodness and justice. How can God be unfair, when He gets to invent right and wrong based on His own whim?
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Brother Helge
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 1074

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by ChungLao View Post
                      I must goto hell
                      You don't have to.
                      It's a choice you know!

                      Just get down on your knees and let Jesus fill you up!
                      And start reading the Bible (KJV1611) today - you still have time to get saved!
                      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                      John 8:32

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                      • LaQrundrellia
                        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 214

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Ain't no chinese in heaven, cus my cat going to heaven with me, and ain't no kung pao soup gonna be made of him in front of Jesus and the angels.
                        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                        • ChungLao
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 4

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          why are some people mean

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                          • Born Again Bob
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2318

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Dear Friend,

                            Originally posted by ChungLao View Post
                            why are some people mean
                            I know! Anyone who fails to tell you the Bible truth is being totally mean! If you direct me to any such person, I will send God's wrath down upon him or her.

                            Yours in Him,
                            bab <--- sail on, silvergirl!

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              OK, let's assume that this little chink is too stupid to read a real Bible, will it count if he only can manage to read one of those cartoon ones for kids?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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