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Hello I'm Rev. Sanborn. I came to know Christ at the age of 4 years old while attending my family church "Crossroads Baptist" I was baptized at the age of 13. I despise the sin not the sinner as we have All sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. (both saved and saved)
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Dear feminazi demon;
Kindly cite the Scripture that sanctions your role as "pastor." Because my Bible says you need to shut your yap in Church.
I'll bet you perform "gay marriage" at your false church too. Jesus hates you.1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Welcome sir!Originally posted by Rev. Sanborn View Post
Please tell us more about yourself. How many children has your wife given you? Where do you preach?
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This person is a woman? I am a bit confused. There is no such thing as an Independent Baptist female Reverend that I know of.Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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Welcome Rev. Sanbo. I despise both the sin and the sinner. You need two to tango.
A sinner can always make up new sins and is therefore an evil person and is to be despised. A sin, well it is just plain bad.
Tell me why you like sinners, friend? What is your predilection toward them?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Hi, Miss Sanborn!Originally posted by Rev. Sanborn View Post
Yes, we have all sinned. But those who are Saved are no longer capable of sin, as the Bible tells us.
Since you continue to sin, not least by pretending to be a Pastor while female, it is clear you are not Saved. Therefore, you lack Christian discernment and cannot possibly be expected to fully understand Scripture . . . but we will do what we can to help.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Hi "Reverend," apparently you're a woman? That's why I put "Reverend" in quotation marks, kind of like how you used quotation marks when telling us the name of your church. Does that mean that's not really your church's name?
Why all the mystery?
We're pretty down to Earth here; we say what we mean and we mean what we say.
Anyway, I'd love to get to know all about you. Do you have a favorite casserole recipe, for example?WARNING:
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You gonna go down and lick some filthy coochie and call youself a Christian? What, you think it's cottage cheese?
Lesbeans gonna roast in hell for eternity!
Shame on you!
Romans 1:26-27
King James Version (KJV)
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
You going up against nature, ho!
Yours in His Eternal Love,
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So let me get this 'straight'.
You're gay, you're female and you think you are a Pastor?
All those things are not exactly in God's good books. Why not just claim to be a pedophile and alienate people even more?
I just don't understand some people.
Yours in Christ.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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I'm not sure why your church doesn't follow The Bible. Do you have a favourite Scripture to share?Originally posted by Rev. Sanborn View Post
Perhaps I'd better not look at your profile picture, but as to your avatar - is that a little man there I can see at 400% magnification? It's an unusual picture what is he standing in and why has he got his sword out.
Looking forward toyour assurances that...your next postComment
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Well first of all big oooopppps! I am not a reverend actually I always thought Rev. stood for Revived. My crime is ignorance nothing else. So do please change my handle to simply Sanborn. (I tried)
Also id like to address the fact that I am NOT GAY. Why would you just assume something like that?! I'm hurt and insulted by your accusationsComment
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Revived? Were you a drowning victim? Did Jesus touch you while you were technically dead? Please tell us all about it, friend: Testify!WARNING:
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Tried to make fools of us? Right, we know.Originally posted by Sanborn the liar View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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You waltzed in here, uninvited, unsaved and unwelcome, spewing lies and hatred.....And you want to say that YOUR feelings are hurt?Originally posted by Sanborn the liar View Post
What about Christ's feelings, huh?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Dear Friend,
If only you were new, as described in 2 Corinthians 5:17:
Doesn't that sound just super?Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Yours in Him,
bab
<--- who could it be? believe it or not it's just BAB!
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