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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #31
    Re: My Introduction

    Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post

    So jehovas witnesses use the same excuse it doesn't specifically say for Baptists only
    Making it everyone who is hated right

    No, it doesn't say Baptists, it says believers. As in Christians. Jehovah's Witnesses aren't Christians. Duh.

    And nobody hates Jehovah's Witnesses for their false, idiotic beliefs; we hate them for knocking on our doors early in the morning before we've even gotten done with our prayers.
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    • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
      Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
      • Aug 2012
      • 79

      #32
      Re: My Introduction

      I know people who hate any Christians just for believing in God
      And people do hate jehovahs witnesses for their believe in their little book the watch tower.

      I how ever worked with jehovahs witnesses and they are very nice people.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #33
        Re: My Introduction

        Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
        I know people who hate any Christians just for believing in God
        And people do hate jehovahs witnesses for their believe in their little book the watch tower.

        I how ever worked with jehovahs witnesses and they are very nice people.
        So are retards, but they'll be spending eternity as Satan's little play things along with you and your Jehovah Witlesses and every other retard you befriend.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
          Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
          • Aug 2012
          • 79

          #34
          Re: My Introduction

          Ok Mary I see you can do nothing else but change this topic yo retards well im not going there I wanna know.

          Why all Christians think they are right when they are hated.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #35
            Re: My Introduction

            Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
            Ok Mary I see you can do nothing else but change this topic yo retards well im not going there I wanna know.

            Why all Christians think they are right when they are hated.
            People treat True Christians™ so harshly because they don't want to hear the truth. Being faced with the reality of the consequences of one's choices can be emotionally upsetting, so much so that they project this anger on the Christian. That's the "hate" you see.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
              Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
              • Aug 2012
              • 79

              #36
              Re: My Introduction

              No its not that at all we weren't discussing the handicapped people at the time so why bring them up?

              I would glady talk to you about handicapped people just not in this discussion because they aren't the topic right now.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #37
                Re: My Introduction

                Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                I know people who hate any Christians just for believing in God
                And people do hate jehovahs witnesses for their believe in their little book the watch tower.

                I how ever worked with jehovahs witnesses and they are very nice people.
                Shows what you know. The Watchtower is not a book; it is a periodical pamphlet. As for the Bible the JW's use, that would be the New World Translation, provided to them by a former Catholic priest whose wife was a trance medium channeler.

                Great credentials for the person translating your Bible, especially since he used channeled spirits, i.e., demons, to help him figure out what to change in the Bible.

                So I guess you're right, friend, I do hate the Jehovah's Witnesses for corrupting God's word.
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                • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                  Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 79

                  #38
                  Re: My Introduction

                  And if you hate them they are right see what im doing


                  ()LOOP WHOLE()
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #39
                    Re: My Introduction

                    Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                    And if you hate them they are right see what im doing


                    ()LOOP WHOLE()
                    Yes, I see what you're doing. You're a troll.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #40
                      Re: My Introduction

                      Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                      And if you hate them they are right see what im doing


                      ()LOOP WHOLE()
                      You misspelled "hole."

                      Which is odd, given that you probably know your way around quite a few holes.
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                      • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                        Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 79

                        #41
                        Re: My Introduction

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        You misspelled "hole."

                        Which is odd, given that you probably know your way around quite a few holes.
                        Funny you say that when pastor e has little boys at his house who clean his pool what else do they do there?
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #42
                          Re: My Introduction

                          Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
                          No its not that at all we weren't discussing the handicapped people at the time so why bring them up?

                          I would glady talk to you about handicapped people just not in this discussion because they aren't the topic right now.
                          My Sister in Christ was giving you an example of people who are hated (retards) who are not also "right".

                          I would guess you are one of that particular subset?
                          Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
                          And if you hate them they are right see what im doing
                          Yes. You are indicating that you do not possess the discernment of a banana slug.

                          I hope you figure out that if you fail to follow God as He demands, He will burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire.

                          I pray you realize this before it is too late.

                          Perhaps you should start by reading the Bible. I guarantee that if you read God's Word with an open mind, and pay attention, you will love Him every bit as much as we do. You will realize that True Christians(tm) truly are the only Christians who are free of sin.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #43
                            Re: My Introduction

                            Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
                            Funny you say that when pastor e has little boys at his house who clean his pool what else do they do there?
                            What, exactly, are you implying, Sir? If you've got something to say about Pastor Zeke, please don't beat around the bush. We'd love to hear exactly what you're alleging, and we assume you'll provide plenty of evidence to back up your claim.
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                            • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                              Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 79

                              #44
                              Re: My Introduction

                              well ok wanna hear what I think.
                              In another thread I can't find the post because I'm pretty sure it was deleted.
                              But someone said I am a Norwegian Lutheran/Atheist (they didn't know which one because I guess I kept lying) and also that all Lutherans are molester/rapist.
                              I stated the below
                              1.I have stated many times that I'm a Atheist
                              2.i have never heard of a Norwegian Lutheran
                              3.Pastor E. has boys who clean his pool at his home so he has boys at his house privately (wonder what else they are doing there)
                              4.Lutheran Pastors aren't child rapists because they don't even meet with the youth anywhere besides church (except for one who I believe was a football coach) but would only meet with youth at schools, sports events, or church so public places where they could never be alone
                              That is what im getting at Pastor Em meets with boys privately where as my old Lutheran Pastors never did.

                              Also the boy who fell in Pastor E. pool are you sure you weren't trying to fix him and didn't just push him in I mean come on who jumps into a empty pool headfirst.

                              Pastor E. you ruined a kids life by pushing him in a pool and making him handicapped.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #45
                                Re: My Introduction

                                Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
                                well ok wanna hear what I think.
                                In another thread I can't find the post because I'm pretty sure it was deleted.
                                But someone said I am a Norwegian Lutheran/Atheist (they didn't know which one because I guess I kept lying) and also that all Lutherans are molester/rapist.
                                I stated the below
                                1.I have stated many times that I'm a Atheist
                                2.i have never heard of a Norwegian Lutheran
                                So apparently you're an ignoramus or an idiot.



                                The Church of Norway (Den norske kirke in Bokmål or Den norske kyrkja in Nynorsk) is the state church[2][3][4] and the largest church in Norway, established after the Lutheran reformation in Denmark–Norway in 1536–1537 broke ties with the Holy See. The Church professes the Lutheran Christian faith, with its foundation on the Bible, the Apostles', Nicene and Athanasian Creeds, Luther's Small Catechism and the Augsburg Confession.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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