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  • BABYEATINGATHEIST
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    • Aug 2012
    • 1

    #1

    Proud Atheist!!! Who is just a jealous bigot!

    Hello forums, I am an atheist. A sick, corrupted atheist. As for introducing myself, I'll start off with a little background. I usually have grind babies and commence consuming (how else am I going to get my daily nutrition? Besides, all atheists do that). Then, after that, I'll contemplate on how bad my life is and take some drugs to make myself feel better. When I'm done with that, I'll go on the streets to find some homosexual males (I don't have work, see? I'm jobless, only Christians get jobs,you idiots) and pay them for some adultery. That's only the half of it.

    My life is better all of you horrible Christians. You all are just jealous bigots!
  • ExGay Alex
    Helping boys become upright model citizens
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 1295

    #2
    Re: Proud Atheist!!!

    Ho hum. Another attention [unrighteous woman].
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836

      #3
      Re: Proud Atheist!!!

      Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
      Ho hum. Another attention [unrighteous woman].
      Alex, wouldn't it be more interesting if trolls could at least have originality, intellect or wit. Maybe I'm just hoping for too much,

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      • Steve
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2012
        • 227

        #4
        Re: Proud Atheist!!!

        Originally posted by BABYEATINGATHEIST View Post
        Hello forums, I am an atheist. A sick, corrupted atheist. As for introducing myself, I'll start off with a little background. I usually have grind babies and commence consuming (how else am I going to get my daily nutrition? Besides, all atheists do that). Then, after that, I'll contemplate on how bad my life is and take some drugs to make myself feel better. When I'm done with that, I'll go on the streets to find some homosexual males (I don't have work, see? I'm jobless, only Christians get jobs,you idiots) and pay them for some adultery. That's only the half of it.
        At least you're honest.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Proud Atheist!!!

          Even after all of that "humor" I have no idea what its name is.



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #6
            Re: Proud Atheist!!!

            Man this gets lame. I assume this is some middle-schooler's idea of a prank? Back in my day, we used to put kittens down the outhouse Those little buggers used to scratch and claw their way out no matter WHOSE hiney was blocking their exit
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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            • Steve
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2012
              • 227

              #7
              Re: Proud Atheist!!!

              Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
              Man this gets lame. I assume this is some middle-schooler's idea of a prank? Back in my day, we used to put kittens down the outhouse Those little buggers used to scratch and claw their way out no matter WHOSE hiney was blocking their exit
              Those must have been Republican kittens. Democrat kittens would just wallow in the filth and blame others for their problems.

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              • Godfly
                Descended from Rapes
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 1552

                #8
                Re: Proud Atheist!!!

                Originally posted by BABYEATINGATHEIST View Post
                Look at me look at me look at me!
                only 16 year old girls need this much attention.
                Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                  Scientific Advisor
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2373

                  #9
                  Re: Proud Atheist!!!

                  Originally posted by Steve View Post
                  Those must have been Republican kittens. Democrat kittens would just wallow in the filth and blame others for their problems.
                  But of course! This was at my uncle Horace's ranch in Wyoming, of course it was a Republican kitten. We called the Democrat kittens "pussies" as a joke
                  Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Proud Atheist!!!

                    School starts next week and the little kiddies will be back learning the three R's.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #11
                      Re: Proud Atheist!!!

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      School starts next week and the little kiddies will be back learning the three R's.
                      Reading, Writing and Respect for their elders!
                      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • LaQrundrellia
                        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 214

                        #12
                        Re: Proud Atheist!!! Who is just a jealous bigot!

                        Originally posted by BABYEATINGATHEIST View Post
                        Hello forums, I am an atheist with the intellectual abilities of a 9 year old to try to shock adults with my attention seeking...
                        Kiss my
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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: Proud Atheist!!! Who is just a jealous bigot!

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