[Jessi Schurt]

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Boy, don't get smart with my or I pull out my switches and pelt you like you was a lazy field hand.



Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

I have recieved a 2 point infraction for insulting LaQrundrella by pointing out that she was too stupid to know the difference between multiplication and addition. For this I am truly sorry.

[Jessi Schurt]

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Proverbs 19:28-29 then. Its there..one is not asking for it however one must not reject the punishment if it is due.

[Didymus Much]

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Again Proverbs 20:30

Now it's like you're asking for it. Are you a masochist?

Related question for the Pastors: Does Landover have an Ex-Pervert program (I noticed the lack of an award for same)?

[Jessi Schurt]

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. . . in the church, Jessi. Remember to read these things in context.

It's quite all right for a True Christian™ woman to instruct Unsaved Trash or Forum Members in Scripture here on the forum, just not in church.

I think it safer to come in search of truth rather than pretend to have any insight or instruction for others either in church or here. The Bible will say it for me. I only need show what is written.

[Jessi Schurt]

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Boy, don't get smart with my or I pull out my switches and pelt you like you was a lazy field hand.



Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

Again Proverbs 20:30

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What is expected of a woman 1 Timothy 2:12

. . . in the church, Jessi. Remember to read these things in context.

It's quite all right for a True Christian(tm) woman to instruct Unsaved Trash or Forum Members in Scripture here on the forum, just not in church.

[Jessi Schurt]

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You are learning, Jessi! How wonderful!

It does my heart good to see a young lady like yourself finding her way to the Truth about Jesus.

What other things have you learned about God and Jesus?

What is expected of a woman 1 Timothy 2:12

[LaQrundrellia]

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BTW check your math. That could be 70 x 7 = 490 beatings I'm in for not 70 + 7 = 77

Boy, don't get smart with my or I pull out my switches and pelt you like you was a lazy field hand.



Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

[Jessi Schurt]

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We will forgive you 77 times, boy. But that don't mean we won't beat the piss out of ya every time you f up....




Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

BTW check your math. That could be 70 x 7 = 490 beatings I'm in for not 70 + 7 = 77

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I realized what this forum was truly about in the words of Luke 12:51-53. I learned from my reading that it is all connected thought Jesus, Matthew 5:17-19

You are learning, Jessi! How wonderful!

It does my heart good to see a young lady like yourself finding her way to the Truth about Jesus.

What other things have you learned about God and Jesus?

[Jessi Schurt]

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We will forgive you 77 times, boy. But that don't mean we won't beat the piss out of ya every time you f up....




Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

Violence cleanses evil Proverbs 20:30

[LaQrundrellia]

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We will forgive you 77 times, boy. But that don't mean we won't beat the piss out of ya every time you f up....




Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

[Jessi Schurt]

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Indeed, young man. I do recall a particularly snotty and insolent attitude toward me, a True Christian™, and Jesus Christ.

But as a Christian, I must accept your apology.

Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

Now tell us what you gleaned from reading God's precious Word? Have you realized the tremendous sacrifice that Jesus made, even for unsaved pond scum that will kneel in front of Him?

In Christ

I realized what this forum was truly about in the words of Luke 12:51-53. I learned from my reading that it is all connected thought Jesus, Matthew 5:17-19

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Indeed, young man. I do recall a particularly snotty and insolent attitude toward me, a True Christian™, and Jesus Christ.

But as a Christian, I must accept your apology.

Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

This means he has 489 screw-ups to go, Brother.

Now tell us what you gleaned from reading God's precious Word? Have you realized the tremendous sacrifice that Jesus made, even for unsaved pond scum that will kneel in front of Him?

Yes, Jessi, do tell us what you've learned. Who is God? What does He expect of us? What characteristics does He value in people?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Indeed, young man. I do recall a particularly snotty and insolent attitude toward me, a True Christian™, and Jesus Christ.

But as a Christian, I must accept your apology.

Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

Now tell us what you gleaned from reading God's precious Word? Have you realized the tremendous sacrifice that Jesus made, even for unsaved pond scum that will kneel in front of Him?

In Christ