Hello, I am Makarii

[Makarii]

From Astraxan on the Volge. Raised Orthodoks but became athianist, lived life of sin, rode with motorcycle gang. In prison four years for creditcard fraud. Two and a half years ago born again by grace of lord and savior Jesus Christ. Moved to Rose Creek Village in Tennessee. Wanted to stay but Pastor Daniel kicked me out. Looking for Bible believing church.

I have question. What state are you? I think maybe called to study by Landover Baptist University. Also, how to send tithe?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What kind of motorcycle?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Makarii]

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In Rossia I drove a Dnepr and Voshkod (but rebuilt).

[Makarii]

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Forgot Bible verse, my favorit is 1 Kor. 6,9:

>>Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind<<

Once I also was unbrighteous but now sins washed clean, thank you Jesus

[Makarii]

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I not communist, communism is of the devil. (I not even kapitalize these cuss words, so much I repudiate.)

Also, in Tennessee they not drink Vodka but JW, JD, or Moonshine they make their self. (I not drink, eksept when Lords Table.)

[Godfly]

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From Astraxan on the Volge.

Hi I'm Godfly from Dipity-Dopity on the Hupta-lupta-Do

Give it a rest that's not a real place.

[Makarii]

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Ha ha, I not fool. Every school child know that Hypta is in Kamchatka but Dipyty in Ukraynia.

[Deaner]

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Ha ha, I not fool. Every school child know that Hypta is in Kamchatka but Dipyty in Ukraynia.

What was the name of your gang bad boy?

Was it the Oompa Loompa's or the Fag's from Behind.

[Deaner]

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Ha ha, I not fool. Every school child know that Hypta is in Kamchatka but Dipyty in Ukraynia.

Yes, but have you ever been to school?

[Deaner]

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I have question. What state are you? I think maybe called to study by Landover Baptist University. Also, how to send tithe?

Hey Zechariah...

What's your address? This guy is like opening a shoe box.

[Didymus Much]

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Pic is unrelated.

[Makarii]

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What was the name of your gang bad boy?

Nochie Vopkii, Night Wolves. A large group with thousand members, like Hells Angels.

Was it the Oompa Loompa's or the Fag's from Behind.

I know what you want to say. Actually I eksperience crime of rape from both sides. Not good to joke about it. Both sins now wash away, since this was before my Belevers Baptism.

[LaQrundrellia]

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Hello comrade,

Are you up in Siberia? Were you ever in a gulag? I think many people need to be in a gulag but a Godly Gulag.

Until then, I got me a bucketful of water waiting to help purify people like you.


LQ

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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From Astraxan on the Volge. Raised Orthodoks but became athianist, lived life of sin, rode with motorcycle gang. In prison four years for creditcard fraud. Two and a half years ago born again by grace of lord and savior Jesus Christ. Moved to Rose Creek Village in Tennessee. Wanted to stay but Pastor Daniel kicked me out. Looking for Bible believing church.

I have question. What state are you? I think maybe called to study by Landover Baptist University. Also, how to send tithe?

You trouble me, missy. As a psychotheologist analyst therapist it is my job to assess people for psycho-spiritual adjustment and I have to say you are a real head scratcher.

I won't go into details but you need to stop what you are doing and think about why you are here. Satan is a deceptive little devil, I'll tell you what. But he knows better than to send his minions here. The Pastors sniff, sniff, sniff the stink of old horn head mighty quick, yes sir!

So it must have been Jesus who brought you to us.

But you need to come clean, spread yourself bare to the sweet, sweet love of the Big Man Himself (I mean Jesus) can come into you.

But first, drop the act. We are all here for you and Jesus guides us in all things via the Holy gift of God's own Word the Bible (KJV1611).

Blessed be.

[Makarii]

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Are you up in Siberia?

No, Tennessee. I come from Rossia but not Siberia. Astraxan is on the Kaspiskoe Lake.

Were you ever in a gulag?

Ha ha! No, I was child during Soviet times. But some people say Rose Creek Village like a gulag.