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  • miss faith
    Unsaved trash, drunken irish whore
    • Aug 2012
    • 10

    #1

    I love you all:)

    Hello everyone.

    How are things in Freehold today

    I Just wanted to say that I love you all You have provided me with many hours of entertainment and joy. I have spent many nights with my boyfriend talking about this website and laughing . You have made me smile and I am eternally grateful I am one of the enlightened and I truly understand you all and your great purpose and I wish you luck in your endeavours.

    Faith xx
  • LaQrundrellia
    Forum Member, Repentant nigress
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2012
    • 214

    #2
    Re: I love you all

    I assume you chaperoned when you with your boy?

    You sure you ain't no meth head?

    I see meth heads and they always laughin bout something that ain't funny. Like dripping toothpaste on they laps. Dogs on they hind legs takin a shit, etc.



    Show me one place in the bible where anyone laughs?

    God ain't no laughing matter.

    Heifer.
    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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    • EmmaLee
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2012
      • 45

      #3
      Re: I love you all

      That's fine and all, but what church do you go to and what is your favorite bible verse?

      And why are you talking to your boyfriend at night? Are you alone with your boyfriend? A True Christian will talk to their boyfriend only if a chaperone, preferably a parent, is with them and it is light out. You still have a lot of learning to do before you become a True Christian.

      But thank God your eyes have been opened. May you grow close to the Lord.

      YIC
      EmmaLee

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      • miss faith
        Unsaved trash, drunken irish whore
        • Aug 2012
        • 10

        #4
        Re: I love you all

        Lol absolutely not. We live together Privately

        And I am pleased to say I have never taken any drugs in my life Never even tried it. I don't know many people who can say that sadly

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        • LaQrundrellia
          Forum Member, Repentant nigress
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2012
          • 214

          #5
          Re: I love you all

          Originally posted by miss faith View Post
          Lol absolutely not. We live together Privately

          And I am pleased to say I have never taken any drugs in my life Never even tried it. I don't know many people who can say that sadly
          You think you slick, fornicatin and what not, just wait until you all doin the nasty and not much later you pregnant and he leave you, and then a video pop up on the internet of you fellating him while he laughs at the web cam.

          How stupid you gonna feel then, ho?
          Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body, but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body" I Corinthians 6:18
          http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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          • miss faith
            Unsaved trash, drunken irish whore
            • Aug 2012
            • 10

            #6
            Re: I love you all

            Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
            You think you slick, fornicatin and what not, just wait until you all doin the nasty and not much later you pregnant and he leave you, and then a video pop up on the internet of you fellating him while he laughs at the web cam.

            How stupid you gonna feel then, ho?
            Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body, but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body" I Corinthians 6:18
            Lol. You people are awesome

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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836

              #7
              Re: I love you all

              Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
              I assume you chaperoned when you with your boy?

              You sure you ain't no meth head?

              I see meth heads and they always laughin bout something that ain't funny. Like dripping toothpaste on they laps. Dogs on they hind legs takin a shit, etc.



              Show me one place in the bible where anyone laughs?

              God ain't no laughing matter.

              Heifer.
              Sometimes laughter is fine, if it is at something funny like the smiting of heathens,

              Psalms 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. 5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.


              YIC


              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

              sigpic

              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #8
                Re: I love you all

                Originally posted by miss faith View Post
                Hello everyone.

                How are things in Freehold today

                I Just wanted to say that I love you all You have provided me with many hours of entertainment and joy. I have spent many nights with my boyfriend talking about this website and laughing . You have made me smile and I am eternally grateful I am one of the enlightened and I truly understand you all and your great purpose and I wish you luck in your endeavours.

                Faith xx
                Ok, so you understand that we are trying to get the LORDS word out to the weak fake Christians and the unsaved scum. And I have to agree that the bullshit excuses they come out with can be funny sometimes.Tell us which Church you go to, what is your favourite scripture and what you love most about Jesus?

                I assume you are engaged to be married and will soon be popping out soldiers for Christ?

                YIC

                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                sigpic

                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • LaQrundrellia
                  Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 214

                  #9
                  Re: I love you all

                  3 Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.
                  Ecclesiastes 7:3



                  13 but the Lord laughs at the wicked,
                  for he sees that his day is coming.


                  Psalm 37:13
                  http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                  • miss faith
                    Unsaved trash, drunken irish whore
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 10

                    #10
                    Re: I love you all

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    Ok, so you understand that we are trying to get the LORDS word out to the weak fake Christians and the unsaved scum. And I have to agree that the bullshit excuses they come out with can be funny sometimes.Tell us which Church you go to, what is your favourite scripture and what you love most about Jesus?

                    I assume you are engaged to be married and will soon be popping out soldiers for Christ?

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Nope not engaged. I want to be and I've been dropping hints but so far, nothing. I don't think he sees the point in it really. Also, no baby popping. Not till I'm done with my studies at any rate.

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #11
                      Re: I love you all

                      Originally posted by miss faith View Post
                      Lol absolutely not. We live together. Privately
                      Then you're a Hellbound whore destined to raped constantly by demons with flaming tallywhackers for all eternity. The Bible is very clear on this.

                      Originally posted by God in the Bible
                      Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.

                      Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
                      1st Corinthians 7:1-2
                      But you still have time girl! Repent your life of wanton harlotry! If you give up your slatternly life of sluttiness, you too can attain The Kingdom of the Lord!

                      Tell me dear, is your boyfriend a potential Christian? If he is, you should get married IMMEDIATELY! If not, dump his heathen butt and find a Christian with low standards ASAP. Most Christian men will not stoop to wed a used up whore like you, but some men of God have lower standards than others. Good luck!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • LaQrundrellia
                        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 214

                        #12
                        Re: I love you all

                        Most True Christian boys don't want to buy the Buick with the warn out tires that was used for doing donuts in the parking lot of Taco bell....
                        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #13
                          Re: I love you all

                          Originally posted by miss faith View Post
                          Nope not engaged. I want to be and I've been dropping hints but so far, nothing. I don't think he sees the point in it really. Also, no baby popping. Not till I'm done with my studies at any rate.
                          But women are saved through child birth,

                          1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

                          Jesus may be here tomorrow,what will happen then? Education is going to do you little good in hell. You need to sort out your priorities young lady.

                          YIC

                          Jack
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                          sigpic

                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #14
                            Re: I love you all

                            Originally posted by miss faith View Post
                            ...And I am pleased to say I have never taken any drugs in my life Never even tried it. I don't know many people who can say that sadly
                            Sadly is the only way to say that.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #15
                              Re: I love you all

                              Many pseudo-Christians believe that it is acceptable to avoid breaking the hymen while still wallowing in lewd abandon by using the anus as a substitute for the birth canal. God tell us in His Word that this is an abomination, reserved for the Hellbound! Consider Onan, and the mandates against homosexuality before you invite your Godless boyfriend to relieve himself in your rectum! Remember what the Lord did to Sodom and Gomorrah!
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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