[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I love you all

Lol absolutely not. We live together Privately

And I am pleased to say I have never taken any drugs in my life Never even tried it. I don't know many people who can say that sadly

Sounds like you think that having never taken drugs means you can go wild fornicating with some street-trash fellow and just live together outside of the confines of marriage.

You are a sad (not to mention lost) human being. You should be sewn up.

Pastor Ed

[Deaner]

Re: I love you all

Oh dear. I've never thought of it that way. I always assumed he would tell me if he ever wanted that, he always seems so open-minded about those sorts of things...

That is why your soul has that empty feeling. Baby Jesus would not deny you anal sex.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I love you all

I don't know about that. This loser she's dating doesn't sound like he's man enough to give a girl something so nice.

It'd probably turn her neck green.

Widow Helen briefly dated a very well-off man about a year after her husband had his accident. He gave her a pearl necklace, and she got the most horrible rash!

He must have been horribly embarrassed for buying her such cheap fake jewelry. Left town so fast, he didn't even pack his clothes or take his BMW. All he did was empty his wall safe and take off.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I love you all

I don't know about that. This loser she's dating doesn't sound like he's man enough to give a girl something so nice.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I love you all

Miss Faith, if you want to know if your boy friend really cares for you, tell him you would love a nice pearl necklace! Here's how it should go, dim the lights, light several candles, have a friend close by with a video camera to catch the look on your face at the very moment you recieve your lovely pearl necklace, then forward the video to us here. Most girls are somewhat caught off guard and make odd facial expressions, but a nice smile would be better. Setting is important. Maybe you could have just come from showering, with a little soap lather still on you, hair still wet from the shower, then get comfortable on the couch or possibly the kitchen table. Several friends with video cameras would be better to catch many different camera angles. This will create an instant bond between you and your boyfriend that will be long remembered! This special moment will touch your boyfriend to a point that wedding bells should follow shortly there after! Praise Jesus!!

[Brother Helge]

Re: I love you all

Oh dear. I've never thought of it that way. I always assumed he would tell me if he ever wanted that, he always seems so open-minded about those sorts of things...

Dear God-mocking hairy,

Why should he buy the cow, when the milk is for free?

Stop being such a total slut and let Jesus enter your body and fill you up instead.

Don't you wanna go to Heaven with us?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: I love you all

Pastor, you mean she spits out Gods love and refuses to swallow it as He intended?

Oh my! That is a dradful thing indeed. Sounds like she has been telling the Lord to keep quite when he is trying to convict her of her analistsexual ways, with homoerotic fantasies intending.

Zechariah
6:8 Then cried he upon me, and spake unto me, saying, Behold, these that go toward the north country have quieted my spirit in the north country.

I am overcome with great concern for her spiritual well-being and her rejection of the Lord's warm love.

2 Corinthians
7:10
For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: I love you all

Pastor, you mean she spits out Gods love and refuses to swallow it as He intended?

She following the landing strip straight to hell.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I love you all

Of course he doesn't see the point in marrying you. You're a whore. Why buy when you can rent?

Show a little self respect and see if you can clean up for Jesus. He doesn't let mick sluts up into Heaven unless they repent.

Pastor, you mean she spits out Gods love and refuses to swallow it as He intended?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I love you all

Nope not engaged. I want to be and I've been dropping hints but so far, nothing. I don't think he sees the point in it really.

Of course he doesn't see the point in marrying you. You're a whore. Why buy when you can rent?

Show a little self respect and see if you can clean up for Jesus. He doesn't let mick sluts up into Heaven unless they repent.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I love you all

Welcome, Miss Faith! So, you're "one of the enlightened"? How did you come go be enlightened, and what practical difference has your enlightenment made? Do you spend a lot of time laughing at us poor suckers who haven't attained your highly evolved state?

[Didymus Much]

Re: I love you all

I want to know why the female calls herself "Miss Faith' yet she does not open herself up to accept the turgid love of Jesus Christ.

Her first name is Placed.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I love you all

I want to know why the female calls herself "Miss Faith' yet she does not open herself up to accept the turgid love of Jesus Christ.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I love you all

I think maybe they 'swing both ways'.

Laurence, do you have a bisexual detecting device, and if so is your bonar also pinging?

YIC

Jack

A very cromulant point: for clarity I should should say I have a 'gay-bonar' that around some men, goes off (and some women).

YIC

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I love you all

I seem to have a gay detecting sonar (or gonar, as I call it) and it's pinging like you would not believe.

YIC

I think maybe they 'swing both ways'.

Laurence, do you have a bisexual detecting device, and if so is your bonar also pinging?

YIC

Jack