[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Thank you all so much It warms my heart to know that there are people out there who will take the time of their day to give words of advice to a stranger Are you all from Freehold?

Ps. What is Taco Bell?

I live in Freehold with my fourteen year old pregnant wife Naomi.

Taco Bell is a chain of super-authentic Mexican food restaurants in the US. It's one of the reasons so many beaners are sneaking into God's Favorite Country™. I hate it!

This foreign cuisine is why America is overrun by illegal Mexicans.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Oh dear. I've never thought of it that way. I always assumed he would tell me if he ever wanted that, he always seems so open-minded about those sorts of things...

That is why I'm a psychotheological analyst therapist.

It is my job to understand and modify the anal longings in a large (and growing) minority of healthy, young men.

I seem to have a gay detecting sonar (or gonar, as I call it) and it's pinging like you would not believe.

No doubt he is affectionate and attentive: what more conclusive proof of secret homeristic gaywise sexualism do you need?

YIC

[miss faith]

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No wonder you messed up regarding the right way of sexuality, doing anal with homosexuals and what not...

Lol, I've already said that I don't, if you would care to read, but thanks, you made me smile yet again

[LaQrundrellia]

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I am in Scotland...

No wonder you messed up regarding the right way of sexuality, doing anal with homosexuals and what not...

[miss faith]

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I think we all know what is going on, here.

That's right: anal sex.

No wonder your so called boy friend does not want to do the decent thing and marry you. If he is silently lusting after the forbidden (Leviticus 20:13) perversions of painful penile penertration of pliant posteriors of young, vibrant, clean limbed young youths it is no wonder that he does not care for you.

I'll bet if you look at him when you are both out and about you will notice him slyly stare at the young men working on the building sites or on the scaffolding (some of them my be shirtless in the heat). No doubt the heady musky scent of the brutish working man, labouring the day for an honest wage, the sweat dripping off his masculine face is nothing but a turn on for your 'so called' boyfriend.

You need to make a choice and make it quick: a joyless life as an on the shelf faghag or a decent Christian woman, married and giving birth the future soldiers of Christ.

Get real, missy.

YIC

Oh dear. I've never thought of it that way. I always assumed he would tell me if he ever wanted that, he always seems so open-minded about those sorts of things...

[miss faith]

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I myself am from England. I am surrounded by fags and sluts. Our national church is not too sure about the Resurrection and most people are atheists that worship Stephen Dawkins. I weep myself to sleep most nights.

My body is in England but my heart is in Freehold.

YIC

Jack

Another Brit! I am currently in Scotland. I'm not sure about the gays and such. I have only ever known one gay person and I haven't spoken to him for years, he lives so far away. Then again, I suppose it is always possible for people to be gay and for me to not know it... I've never been good at reading people, if I'm being honest.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I don't think he sees the point in it really.

I think we all know what is going on, here.

That's right: anal sex.

No wonder your so called boy friend does not want to do the decent thing and marry you. If he is silently lusting after the forbidden (Leviticus 20:13) perversions of painful penile penertration of pliant posteriors of young, vibrant, clean limbed young youths it is no wonder that he does not care for you.

I'll bet if you look at him when you are both out and about you will notice him slyly stare at the young men working on the building sites or on the scaffolding (some of them my be shirtless in the heat). No doubt the heady musky scent of the brutish working man, labouring the day for an honest wage, the sweat dripping off his masculine face is nothing but a turn on for your 'so called' boyfriend.

You need to make a choice and make it quick: a joyless life as an on the shelf faghag or a decent Christian woman, married and giving birth the future soldiers of Christ.

Get real, missy.

YIC

[Jack O'fagan]

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Thank you all so much It warms my heart to know that there are people out there who will take the time of their day to give words of advice to a stranger Are you all from Freehold?

Ps. What is Taco Bell?

I myself am from England. I am surrounded by fags and sluts. Our national church is not too sure about the Resurrection and most people are atheists that worship Stephen Dawkins. I weep myself to sleep most nights.

My body is in England but my heart is in Freehold.

YIC

Jack

[LaQrundrellia]

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Many pseudo-Christians believe that it is acceptable to avoid breaking the hymen while still wallowing in lewd abandon by using the anus as a substitute for the birth canal. God tell us in His Word that this is an abomination, reserved for the Hellbound! Consider Onan, and the mandates against homosexuality before you invite your Godless boyfriend to relieve himself in your rectum! Remember what the Lord did to Sodom and Gomorrah!

Brother Jenkum, I was thinking the same thing.

The virgin cooter is a blessing before the Lord, but once defiled it becomes a stale piece of used hamburger meat, not fit for dogs to sniff.

Therefore girls that get their suck on or their back door slidin on think that God don't see them doing the nasty, but He Does!

Only the HUSBAND should have the cootchie, mouth and backside, and not no Tom, Dick and Harry.

6 The husbandman that laboureth must be first partaker of the fruits.
2 Timothy 2:6

[miss faith]

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Many pseudo-Christians believe that it is acceptable to avoid breaking the hymen while still wallowing in lewd abandon by using the anus as a substitute for the birth canal. God tell us in His Word that this is an abomination, reserved for the Hellbound! Consider Onan, and the mandates against homosexuality before you invite your Godless boyfriend to relieve himself in your rectum! Remember what the Lord did to Sodom and Gomorrah!

Also, don't worry. I'm not into that kind of thing

[miss faith]

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Thank you all so much It warms my heart to know that there are people out there who will take the time of their day to give words of advice to a stranger Are you all from Freehold?

Ps. What is Taco Bell?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Many pseudo-Christians believe that it is acceptable to avoid breaking the hymen while still wallowing in lewd abandon by using the anus as a substitute for the birth canal. God tell us in His Word that this is an abomination, reserved for the Hellbound! Consider Onan, and the mandates against homosexuality before you invite your Godless boyfriend to relieve himself in your rectum! Remember what the Lord did to Sodom and Gomorrah!

[Didymus Much]

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...And I am pleased to say I have never taken any drugs in my life Never even tried it. I don't know many people who can say that sadly

Sadly is the only way to say that.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Nope not engaged. I want to be and I've been dropping hints but so far, nothing. I don't think he sees the point in it really. Also, no baby popping. Not till I'm done with my studies at any rate.

But women are saved through child birth,

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Jesus may be here tomorrow,what will happen then? Education is going to do you little good in hell. You need to sort out your priorities young lady.

YIC

Jack

[LaQrundrellia]

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Most True Christian boys don't want to buy the Buick with the warn out tires that was used for doing donuts in the parking lot of Taco bell....