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Hello and Praise Jaysus!
You probably think I'm being blasphemous for misspelling our Lord and Savior's name in the title, but actually I'm from God's Country, the Ozarks, and that's the way we Right-Thinking Churstians pronounce The Risen One's name.
We also say "Churstians" rather than "Christians", as the latter sounds namby-pamby like some California fairy in a golden robe spouting non-Biblical trash about love and peace and recycling your Dr. Pepper bottles.
Anyways, I'm the classic case of being born and bred in a good Churstian home, but falling away during college, when I was presented with the Lies of Charles Darwin, Sigmund Freud and Albert Einstein. I turned away from the Lord and worshipped the Scientific Method, being fooled by Saytan into believing that "evidence" and "facts" point to "truth". That old serpent nearly had me!
Now I'm back on God's side, with a vengeance. I enjoy setting these Godless scientists straight, asking them which of their ancestors first procreated with a monkey, or how a tree could grow in the side of the Grand Canyon without a worldwide Flood. They never know what to say!
Praise Jaysus that I found a community of Right-Thinking Churstians who take the Whole Bible (1611 KJV), and not just the parts they find convenient. I pray that I can positively contribute to this thriving community and lead some Fake Churstians (i.e. Catholics and Methodists) to turn away from Saytan. Oh, and Moslems too.
We also say "Churstians" rather than "Christians", as the latter sounds namby-pamby like some California fairy in a golden robe spouting non-Biblical trash about love and peace and recycling your Dr. Pepper bottles.
Anyways, I'm the classic case of being born and bred in a good Churstian home, but falling away during college, when I was presented with the Lies of Charles Darwin, Sigmund Freud and Albert Einstein. I turned away from the Lord and worshipped the Scientific Method, being fooled by Saytan into believing that "evidence" and "facts" point to "truth". That old serpent nearly had me!
Now I'm back on God's side, with a vengeance. I enjoy setting these Godless scientists straight, asking them which of their ancestors first procreated with a monkey, or how a tree could grow in the side of the Grand Canyon without a worldwide Flood. They never know what to say!
Praise Jaysus that I found a community of Right-Thinking Churstians who take the Whole Bible (1611 KJV), and not just the parts they find convenient. I pray that I can positively contribute to this thriving community and lead some Fake Churstians (i.e. Catholics and Methodists) to turn away from Saytan. Oh, and Moslems too.
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