[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Ask a gay guy

With homosexuals, it's not the quality, but the quantity of anal sex. A quota of sorts to inseminate as many men as possible.

Brother Harold, it never occurred to me that there might be such as thing as varying qualities of anal sex. I understand what you're saying about queers not caring about quality, but this implies it is at least hypothetically possible for quality to be an issue.

How would one determine whether the sodomy is high quality or merely average? What are the areas or factors which would influence this?

I feel it behooves me to know as much as possible because I spend so much time on Castro and Polk Streets ministering and witnessing to gays.

It depends on what is meant when one is speaking about the quality of anal sex. When a True Christian™ married couple engages in penile/vaginal coitus, the term has no meaning, as the entire reason for the encounter is for the husband to inject his holy manseed into his wife's sanctified uterus, thus impregnating her with a future soldier for Christ. The only descriptive terms that would apply here would successful or unsuccessful.

Homosexual anal congress is completely nonprocreative and therefore in a Christian sense, every act of rectal intercourse can be described as unsuccessful. However, as a former raging fag, I can also attest to the fact that I was much more concerned with having anal sex as frequently as possible than I was with the quality of the individual encounters. But that does not mean that certain aspects of said constant rectal poundings could not raise or lower the qualitative value of each colonic invasion.

For example, during the early years of my fagitude, my anal sphincters and duodenum were taught and inexperienced. I derived great pleasure from receiving average to slightly above average sized erections into my rectum. But, as the years rolled by, my poor abused sphincters and colon lost their muscle tone. Even the most enthusiastic anal assault from male members of average length and girth barely registered on the desensitized nerves of my debased bowel. If I were still a gay, I would say that these were anything but quality examples of anal sex encounters. Just before I was cured of my Sodomania, only the most oversized phallus could satisfy my jaded colon.

Other factors that could alter my enjoyment of an anal sexual event were, but not limited to, the following:

Volume, consistency, and placement of ejaculated manseed

Frequency, angle, and power of thrusting

Length of time between the initial insertion and ejaculation

Relative hardness of penile erectile tissue

Availability of synthetic lubrication

Time elapsed from last fecal elimination by receiving partner


However, none of the above applies to me any longer, as I am a 100% heterosexual male True Christian™. The fact that I have never married has more to do with the demands of my career and the complications of my Ex-Gay© aversion surgery than it does with my limited attraction to females and their vaguely off putting genitals.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask a gay guy

See its not a one way street, freedom is a complex and intricate thing if one person has a freedom(to kill gays) it impedes on the gays freedom( to live), so the only way to preserve freedom if such a law is in acted is to allow them to flee and if they choose not to they can be killed.
But that's just my opinion if you want to brutally murder gay people that's cool too.

You seem to be confusing Biblical freedom with the US Constitution.

The Bible says that people who engage in gay sex are to be put to death, and that they will not enter Heaven.

Romans 1 is not in the Old Testament. I suggest you review it.

The only freedom that government should guarantee is the freedom to obey all of God's commands.

You cant just choose to be gay,I could be straight but i cant be turned on by women, it just doesn't happen just like straight males cant be turned on by dudes. Although you tried to be gay it didn't work out because you aren't.

Do you or do you not choose to have sexual relations?

Do you think that having an urge is the same thing as being compelled to engage in behavior God has declared abomination?

Want to stop having sex with other men? Stop. Having trouble? Try chemical castration.

Jesus never said anything about homosexuality and Leviticus was written by a man and was also intended for the levite tribe of isreal

Jesus said:

Matthew 5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Have Heaven and earth passed away? No, I don't believe so. Therefore, all has not been fulfilled. And the entirety of the Law is still in force. Per Jesus.

Now, read Romans 1 and tell me what it says.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Ask a gay guy

144KB

I don't know why I have to keep posting things, but perhaps if you take a look at the pdf before spouting off further you'll sound better informed.

Well i assure you that it is not a choice although there are many contradictions in the bible
such as though shall not kill
and saying that gays should be killed

There are no contradictions in The Bible. Cod is always clear and God is always consistent. Before there was any Law there was still sin.

GENESIS 4
6 And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

When Eve disobeyed the command God had given to Adam she sinned, changing the nature of the universe forever. Very soon, Jesus will be returning and there'll be a new universe, one without sin, a universe redeemed. But although redeemed it is not to be in the same condition as it would be had Eve not sinned.

Christians follow God's commands even to death, if that is what God's plan requires of us. That is why we're called Christians, because we follow Christ.

PHILIPPIANS 2
8 And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

Fascination with centrally located trees however is not the only activity subject to God's commands. Non-compliance remains as sinful today as in that garden 6,015 years ago [subject to Pastoral approval] and although there are some differences, what God commands is what we must do.

ROMANS 6
3 Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death?
4 Therefore we are buried with him by baptism into death: that like as Christ was raised up from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

Christians love Jesus and follow His Commandments. He made the world and knows all about you, Mr Gay. That is why He has commanded how you are to behave and taken together with all of the above, that is why disobeying His Commandments is sinful. God is always consistent on this point (and on all other points, but this seems to be the one warped into your heart by SATAN so it's the one I've responded to).

You obviously know what His Commandments are because you posted 2 of them. It seems as though there is none of God's Just Law you'd not contemn. Perhaps you might find something that superficially parallels a kneejerk reaction of yours last week? Probably you can. Demons believe in God, it makes them tremble and the demon in you believes in God too. Perhaps when it reads the following scripture it will bring on quite an episode for you but that is not how God made you. It is demonic. And it is real.

OLD TESTAMENT

LEVITICUS 18
22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:
25 And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

THE RESULT OF NOT FOLLOWING THIS COMMANDMENT IS DEATH

EXODUS 22
19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

THE RESULT OF NOT FOLLOWING THIS COMMANDMENT IS DEATH

DEUTERONOMY 5
17 Thou shalt not kill.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

THE RESULT OF NOT FOLLOWING THIS COMMANDMENT IS DEATH

NEW TESTAMENT

ROMANS 7
7 What shall we say then? Is the law sin? God forbid. Nay, I had not known sin, but by the law: for I had not known lust, except the law had said, Thou shalt not covet.
8 But sin, taking occasion by the commandment, wrought in me all manner of concupiscence. For without the law sin was dead.
9 For I was alive without the law once: but when the commandment came, sin revived, and I died.
10 And the commandment, which was ordained to life, I found to be unto death.
11 For sin, taking occasion by the commandment, deceived me, and by it slew me.
12 Wherefore the law is holy, and the commandment holy, and just, and good.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

THE RESULT OF NOT FOLLOWING THIS COMMANDMENT IS DEATH

JOHN 14
15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

THE RESULT OF NOT FOLLOWING THIS COMMANDMENT IS DEATH

What could be more obvious? God is always consistent and no sex pervert ever loves Jesus!

Hallelujah!

__________________

cf Romans 7

for example, the future historical fact of Jesus' Atonement referenced by the slaughter of cattle, sheep & other livestock (and birds) during the Levitical era is for us a settled reality
._fulfilled through Christ's Redemptive Blood, freeing us from sacrificial obligations and dietary restrictions as our sinful characteristics are Crucified With Him

No exceptions

Notice how God is entireley consistent with His earlier comments in Genesis? Now check out Psalm 90:2

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ask a gay guy

With homosexuals, it's not the quality, but the quantity of anal sex.

Brother Harold, it never occurred to me that there might be such as thing as varying qualities of anal sex. I understand what you're saying about queers not caring about quality, but this implies it is at least hypothetically possible for quality to be an issue.

How would one determine whether the sodomy is high quality or merely average? What are the areas or factors which would influence this?

I feel it behooves me to know as much as possible because I spend so much time on Castro and Polk Streets ministering and witnessing to gays.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Ask a gay guy

You may never be completely free of your urges, but you will learn not to act on them.

Amen, my Brother in Christ. To this day, even as an Ex-Gay cured by the blood of Jesus Christ, there is a stirring in my loins when an effeminate stranger approachs on the sidewalks. And I often instinctively begin fumbling with my belt and trousers in anticipation of the anonymous sodomy.

But this is simply rote behavior learned from my days as a queer when I would duck into an alley, or the bushes, with dozens of other sissies every day for the homo-rectal trysts. With homosexuals, it's not the quality, but the quantity of anal sex. An unspoken quota of sorts to inseminate as many men as possible.

But then I see my Savior Jesus weeping and feel so ashamed. The urge quickly passes and the victim is spared my assault. All things are possible in Christ.

In His Name.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ask a gay guy

We have a thread on this subject already. Take a look at THIS.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ask a gay guy

Dear Gay,

I seem to get dandruff if I don't shampoo my hair at least once a day, but I worry all that shampooing might be bad for my hair. Should I be using some kind of conditioner? If so, which one would you recommend?


(I'm trying to ask something gays would know about.)

[Godfly]

Re: Ask a gay guy

Alright lets just agree to disagree on this subject.
It's been very fun talking to you, you're obviously very intelligent and have well though out arguments.

You said earlier that you would be straight if you could. Well you are in luck! Here in Freehold we have a cure for gay, many forum members and True Christians are graduates of the program. If Iowa is too far for you to travel there are many such programs all over te country, the world even. I believe there are even some on line programs though I can't vouch for the quality of anything outside of Freehold.

You may never be completely free of your urges, but you will learn not to act on them. You may never enjoy sex with your wife, but you don't have to. All you have to do is plant your seed every nine months or so and once you've done your duty you can put all of your energy into your hobbies. I enjoy painting pictures of a well groomed Jesus.

I look forward to hearing from you when your cured.

Godfly

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Ask a gay guy

I have learned that homosexuals awlays have a male or female role.
What are you?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Ask a gay guy

Which idols did you worship? Were you a Catholic, perhaps? The Bible tells us that God made homos homos because they worshiped idols:

And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. Romans 1:23-27

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Ask a gay guy

I have had a great deal of experience with the gaywise and it is clear to me that the defining moment of their personality is one of deception.

For years (once they make the decision to be gaysexualised) they plot in their darkened holes of how best to ensnare other (young male) personages into their despicable clutches.

The gaywise is a patient thing: like a a predator waiting for his prey. His prey are ALWAYS clean limbed, naive young youths with a life time of rearing children in the right way ahead of them.

So: what we have is the gaywise actually plotting to send people to Hell. It's almost as if they get a form of renown for every bronzed, strong backed young youth they collect for thier master (whose name I need not mention- Satan).

For every blue eyed young youth entwined in phallic phlebotanism a wife and child go without a strong, Christian right arm to own dominion over them.

Being gay should not just be a crime it should be illegal.

Shame on you all.

YIC

[Oh my Gee.]

Re: Ask a gay guy

Kudos to you for having the pride to make this thread.

I have a question. How do you put up with all these people judging you and asking you silly questions? If it were me, I think I'd explode.

PS: these people are extremely stubborn. If you plan on staying for as long as you can, you might wanna buy one of those squishy ball thingies that you squeeze when you're mad. You'll need it.

[Bob4God]

Re: Ask a gay guy

See its not a one way street, freedom is a complex and intricate thing if one person has a freedom(to kill gays) it impedes on the gays freedom( to live), so the only way to preserve freedom if such a law is in acted is to allow them to flee and if they choose not to they can be killed.

I sort of like your idea.

It would be loads of fun for the government to pass a law that says all gay must be killed, but for the sake of sportsmanship, they are allowed to run if they so choose.

Then, they can be hunted down by True Christian Americans armed with guns, and if the gays make it to the border of either Canada or Mexico, then they are free to live, but if the Christians catch them, the queers are shot down on sight!

Truly, there is no better way to preserve the freedom of everyone!

I am glad you didn't spew the typical liberal nonsense about how such a law calling for the execution of gays would be wholly brutal, unconstitutional, and unacceptable.

I like you, friend, you know your place in this world.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Ask a gay guy

As my username entails, ask a gay guy anything. I understand that you're denomination of the church isn't very accepting of the gays but that's okay I respect your beliefs as i hope you do mine.

Anyway lets get this thread rolling if you have any questions about gay people any at all don't be hesitant to ask i wont be offended.

Actually I do have a question. I did once talk to a sodomite when evangelising in the street. He told me that homosexuals have a problem with urinating fully because they automatically become aroused when they touch a penis. I can see that this would cause a problem.

Is that the reason for funny walk?

YIC

Jack

[Little Donkey]

Re: Ask a gay guy

I dont hate god, i cannot make this point clearer being gay is not a choice i would love to be straight i really would it wasn't my choice to be this way, also most gay people are like normal men just like you or anyone else

Praise Jesus, there is hope for you son. Landover has an Ex-Gay program that you can sign onto - well, not you personally but certain people can. There are a wealth of treatment clinics, like the Bachmann's corrective therapy. If you can avoid spending money on spas and nail treatments for a few weeks, you may be able to afford the starter package.

I'm a little worried that by choosing the name AskAGay you are not sincere about changing your lifestyle any time soon. Please consider asking a moderator to change it for you to reflect something more positive (or less abnormal, at least) when you get a chance. Thanks and welcome aboard!

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