Ask a gay guy

[AskAGay]

As my username entails, ask a gay guy anything. I understand that you're denomination of the church isn't very accepting of the gays but that's okay I respect your beliefs as i hope you do mine.

Anyway lets get this thread rolling if you have any questions about gay people any at all don't be hesitant to ask i wont be offended.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

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No questions from me, as I have a gay friend myself.
Anyways, I respect you for posting your own opinion.

P.S, get ready for a shit storm.

[Levi Jones]

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Are you aware of what the Bible says about homosexuality?

Do you consider yourself to be Christian or any other religion?

[AskAGay]

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Are you aware of what the Bible says about homosexuality?

Do you consider yourself to be Christian or any other religion?

Yes, im full aware of what the bible says about homosexuality, although i wish I could change my sexual orientation. Personally im an agnostic but if god does exist i hope he understands that it wasn't my decision to be this way

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

Yes, im full aware of what the bible says about homosexuality, although i wish I could change my sexual orientation. Personally im an agnostic but if god does exist i hope he understands that it wasn't my decision to be this way

Of course it's your choice! Your could always choose to be, like me, a True Christian Eunuch™!

Do you have a pair of pinking shears and a creme brulee torch?

Snip, snip, gee whiz, oh what a relief it is!

Yours in Him,
BAB <--- God's Lil' Ken Doll!

[Levi Jones]

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Yes, im full aware of what the bible says about homosexuality, although i wish I could change my sexual orientation. Personally im an agnostic but if god does exist i hope he understands that it wasn't my decision to be this way

I'm glad you at least understand that yours is a perverted lifestyle worthy of shame.

Why are you here?
Do you think you can change our minds on the issue?
What is your religious background?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Yes, im full aware of what the bible says about homosexuality, although i wish I could change my sexual orientation. Personally im an agnostic but if god does exist i hope he understands that it wasn't my decision to be this way

Ah well. God wants you dead because you are an abomination. Sorry about that.

[AskAGay]

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Dear Friend,



Of course it's your choice! Your could always choose to be, like me, a True Christian Eunuch™!

Do you have a pair of pinking shears and a creme brulee torch?

Snip, snip, gee whiz, oh what a relief it is!

Yours in Him,
BAB <--- God's Lil' Ken Doll!

Actually that is a common mistake, who would want to be insulted daily protested widely and shunned by people. If it were my choice i'd be straight in a heartbeat. Also, i generally act pretty normal, i have short hair don't have a high pitched voice not good at fashion and despise cooking.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

I have to hit the hay (early morning in my part of the world), but I'll leave you with a little ditty I composed that may be of interest.

AIDS, AIDS, THE HOMO DISEASE

Don't sit behind a great big fruit
You can catch it when they toot.

Don't do the nails of a stinking dyke
Lez-be-friends, they scratch and bite.

Don't let nancies teach your kid
They will hump them in a shed

Don't share a comb with a drama queen
The secrete AIDS when they clean

Don't let them trim your apple tree
They cover bark with HIV

Don't let them use your restroom sink
Barbershop or ice cream rink

Don't let 'em lie that its a choice
Without rights they'll have no voice.

Yours in His Love,
bab

[Redeemed Papist]

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Actually that is a common mistake, who would want to be insulted daily protested widely and shunned by people. If it were my choice i'd be straight in a heartbeat. Also, i generally act pretty normal, i have short hair don't have a high pitched voice not good at fashion and despise cooking.

All of that is irrelevant. God wants you dead. At present we have no death penalty laws for the gaywise until President Romney makes good on his promise to base the nation's values on God's values. Until such time all we can do is shun you and advise you to stop sucking the hairy root.

[AskAGay]

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I'm glad you at least understand that yours is a perverted lifestyle worthy of shame.

Why are you here?
Do you think you can change our minds on the issue?
What is your religious background?

No, i know your religious group is sound with your beliefs and that's very respectable, all i hope to do is inform you about gay people whether it makes you hate them more or less.

Ah well. God wants you dead because you are an abomination. Sorry about that.

It's alright. i respect your beliefs

Dear Friend,

I have to hit the hay (early morning in my part of the world), but I'll leave you with a little ditty I composed that may be of interest.

AIDS, AIDS, THE HOMO DISEASE

Don't sit behind a great big fruit
You can catch it when they toot.

Don't do the nails of a stinking dyke
Lez-be-friends, they scratch and bite.

Don't let nancies teach your kid
They will hump them in a shed

Don't share a comb with a drama queen
The secrete AIDS when they clean

Don't let them trim your apple tree
They cover bark with HIV

Don't let them use your restroom sink
Barbershop or ice cream rink

Don't let 'em lie that its a choice
Without rights they'll have no voice.

Yours in His Love,
bab

That was a pretty good poem, beautifully worded( except for the homophobic parts)
i'd give it a 9/10 just for effort alone good job!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Q: Do you ever think about how sad you are making Jesus when you are swallowing another man's seed?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Zechariah Smyth]

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P.S. I don't hate anyone, not even filthy queers.

[Born Again Bob]

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]
That was a pretty good poem, beautifully worded( except for the homophobic parts)

There were homophobic parts?

[Redeemed Papist]

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So you'll respect our beliefs and hand yourself over for execution when the time comes?

Or will you cry like a baby and try to educate us about gayness and how it's all not your fault for choosing to be abominable before God?