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[Oliver_Cromwell]

My names Oliver however, Cromwell is not my surname. I added that as I liked the way Oliver Cromwell brought peace and Jesus to many. I attend my local Baptist Church and as for my favourite piece of scripture it is hard to pick as there are so many but I do like this one

“This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Oliver!

Thank you for attempting to post a proper introduction. Most people don't even try!



Tell me, though: is there a particular reason you use the ESV Bible instead of the proper KJV one? Has Jesus angered you in some way?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Levi Jones]

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My names Oliver however, Cromwell is not my surname. I added that as I liked the way Oliver Cromwell brought peace and Jesus to many.

Indeed he did. My only fear is that his government didn't go far enough in dominionism. It is a mistake we are diligently working to correct here in America.

“This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)

That's beautiful. I'm not even mad that you didn't use the KJV.

[Oliver_Cromwell]

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Hello Zechariah

I apologise I clicked a link to what were my favourite KJV passage's and must have hit English translation by mistake. I shall now go and read my KJV bible and better verse myself, for fear of going into eternal damnation.

Thank you


Oliver

[Oliver_Cromwell]

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Indeed he did. My only fear is that his government didn't go far enough in dominionism. It is a mistake we are diligently working to correct here in America.



That's beautiful. I'm not even mad that you didn't use the KJV.

Thank you Levi I am sorry to have angered Jesus with my first post :-(

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Thank you Levi I am sorry to have angered Jesus with my first post :-(

Brother Levi is not Jesus.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hello Zechariah

I apologise I clicked a link to what were my favourite KJV passage's and must have hit English translation by mistake. I shall now go and read my KJV bible and better verse myself, for fear of going into eternal damnation.

Thank you


Oliver

How could this happen? Do you find yourself often reaching for your KJV1611 Bible and picking up a "Witchcraft for Dummies" booklet? Don't let this mistake happen again! Fortunately we have a version of JesOS(tm) that will prevent this sort of....misunderstanding.... if you are interested. I am not certain that it has been released to the average citizen yet, however.

[Oliver_Cromwell]

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Oh my I just noticed the time of my first post!! I hope it is not some kind of omen!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hmm, somehow I doubt whether a time of 9:11AM has any meaning in whatever Eurotrash village you're from. You didn't post from NYC or any other American city, so you get no regard.

[Oliver_Cromwell]

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I am sorry that my ramblings are from a country far away from the blessed shores of the USA but I have watched a lot of TV shows to familiarise myself with your Country. Shows such as T J Hooker and Little house on the Prairie, The Brady Bunch, I love Lucy, The Waltons and such like before TV became infested with the filthy pornography induced sex mad fag gore that it is today.

I did vastly research homer porn to make sure I could spot out for it and be able to switch the TV of before the screen would be full of homer gay aids ridden porn shots with lithe young men in it, emitting fag rays into my brain.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I did vastly research homer porn to make sure I could spot out for it and be able to switch the TV of before the screen would be full of homer gay aids ridden porn shots with lithe young men in it, emitting fag rays into my brain.

Well, I suppose that's good . . .

I do hope you're not a one-trick pony like those Westboro liberals. Just as many liberals think the Bible begins and ends on one verse (John 3:16), they think it begins and ends on Leviticus 18:22.

There are many others God commands us to execute. Women who intervene in fights between men and grasp the genitals of the man fighting their husbands; adulterers like Newt Gingrich; people who leave Christianity; people who try to convert us to other religions; and many more!

Tell us, how do you most like to help people understand God's Word?

[Oliver_Cromwell]

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I wish I could round up every fag worsheriping liberal lefty commie joo nonce, like the great Lord Protector did, and rid our lands of these abominations. It is only when the true peace loving people are left that we will be able to love our neighbours without fear of being bummed.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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fear of being bummed.

Are you some kind of hippie?

[Oliver_Cromwell]

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No sir I am not a hippy they are part of satans plan to embrace us with free love when we know the Good Lord wants us to plant our seed in the fagina of our woman, disgusting though it is. And create Soldiers for Christ.