[Jack_S.]

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Hello fellow Landover Baptist Church goers! My name is Seaton and I attend my local church,

Sorry if I'm being rude here but your name it sounds like a mix between Seamen and Satan.

your website appealed to me as soon as I saw that like me, you people also hate homosexuals.

I'm a recent Christian convert my self, but in regard of the homosexuals thing I don't think you kind of grasp the whole aspect of Christianity, yep. You see if you read the whole bible you'll grasp the whole logic that will make you understand that all hatred which God exerted towards fags are in fact an act of heavenly love towards homosexuality. God loves fag and for him to love them he has to hate the them; but hating is the duty of God not you, cause if you're truly is a real Christian- you've to acknowledge that you're a no body- why in fact even a lump of feces is by far better than the likes of us Christian because nevertheless feces "at least" do not commit as much sins as we do- Do you understand?

I hope you do; cause being a Christian is not an easy business, mate. I myself had to accept faggotry deep inside me, just so I can get Jesus inside me and live in peace- knowing that fags (just like sinners) are living amongst us. I know Its a bit hard, but its the path of true Christianity. You've to know that the pain and suffering we get to endure in this filthy scumbags wretched filled planet is momentary. And as a Christian my advice to you is to be humble yet proud, you should never accept sodomy but then again you should accept all sort of persecution and do love faggots as much as you would love your self, parents and your wife, since they're your enemy.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

[Jack_S.]

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Now I would like to apologize for yapping over and over again about things which would resulted into having an infringement notice in my inbox; but as a Christian I just want to let you True Christians know, that I've been having dreams that's been bothering me for quite a while, and while I know this may perhaps might not be the right thread to explain this vision (which I believe was bestowed upon me by the higher power)-I'm going to tell you all anyhow, in hoping that one of you would be able to interpret it. But, yep- for a couple of nights now I had this dream. In it I saw paris hilton, mike tyson and the deceased star of crocodile hunter "Steve Erwin"-yep. In that dream I remember I was in some sort of function having a good sip of wine and talking with the high profiled guest etc when all the sudden good ole Stevie start screaming "Landovey, Landoveybapty, landovey"... and right there in my subconscious mind I witnessed Mike Tyson giggling and running naked across the room while all sort of mucus are dripping out of his anus. Dozens of men dressed in white robes then appeared forcing me to have anal sex with good ole Stevie, while they're all took turns molesting Paris Hilton.

Now as I said; I'm sorry to ramble such utterly obnoxious dream, but this dream which I believe is a vision sent forth by the all mighty himself had truly permeates into my mind, but please, if anyone here could help to interpret it, I'd really appreciate it.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Now I would like to apologize for yapping over and over again about things which would resulted into having an infringement notice in my inbox; but as a Christian I just want to let you True Christians know, that I've been having dreams that's been bothering me for quite a while, and while I know this may perhaps might not be the right thread to explain this vision (which I believe was bestowed upon me by the higher power)-I'm going to tell you all anyhow, in hoping that one of you would be able to interpret it. But, yep- for a couple of nights now I had this dream. In it I saw paris hilton, mike tyson and the deceased star of crocodile hunter "Steve Erwin"-yep. In that dream I remember I was in some sort of function having a good sip of wine and talking with the high profiled guest etc when all the sudden good ole Stevie start screaming "Landovey, Landoveybapty, landovey"... and right there in my subconscious mind I witnessed Mike Tyson giggling and running naked across the room while all sort of mucus are dripping out of his anus. Dozens of men dressed in white robes then appeared forcing me to have anal sex with good ole Stevie, while they're all took turns molesting Paris Hilton.

Now as I said; I'm sorry to ramble such utterly obnoxious dream, but this dream which I believe is a vision sent forth by the all mighty himself had truly permeates into my mind, but please, if anyone here could help to interpret it, I'd really appreciate it.

It means you are a dirty queer! The the heck else do you think it means?

This is a Christian website: NO GAYS ALLOWED!

You make me sick.

[Faith_Machine]

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higher power

That's twelve stepper terminology, son. I sure hope you're not one of those hopeless drunks who's always crying in his beer and defecating in his pants.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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if anyone here could help to interpret it, I'd really appreciate it.

Obvious troll is obvious.