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    Want to become a pure christian

    I am very ashamed to tell you this, but I am a jewish person from a nigerian family. I am black
    After seeing this website and other articles, I have decided I do not want to become a sinner who commits intercourse with sheep, therefore I want to become a pure white christian.
    What is the process of becoming a white christian, and will god forgive me for my sins of being a negro jewish, and give me a chance of going to heaven?
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    Re: Want to become a pure christian

    Originally posted by NMDanny View Post
    I am very ashamed to tell you this, but I am a jewish person from a nigerian family. I am black
    After seeing this website and other articles, I have decided I do not want to become a sinner who commits intercourse with sheep, therefore I want to become a pure white christian.
    What is the process of becoming a white christian, and will god forgive me for my sins of being a nigger jewish, and give me a chance of going to heaven?
    You would have to write an approximate 200 word (at least) essay as to why you no longer wish to be a darkie.

    Then we have to do something about that huge hook nose you have.

    All the best.

    Oh sorry, I almost forgot; we have to break you of the habit of chasing rolling nickels down the street.

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    • #3
      Re: Want to become a pure christian

      Ah, the rolling nickel chasing is a blood habit, because of my jewness
      I don't know how to stop it, any tips?

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      • #4
        Re: Want to become a pure christian

        Originally posted by NMDanny View Post
        Ah, the rolling nickel chasing is a blood habit, because of my jewness
        I don't know how to stop it, any tips?
        Are you stupid? Stop being a nickel chasing yid.

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        • #5
          Re: Want to become a pure christian

          Do jews bike through Nigeria converting people like mormons do in normal countries?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            Re: Want to become a pure christian

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Do jews bike through Nigeria converting people like mormons do in normal countries?
            If you keep throwing nickels in front of them you can lead them almost anywhere.

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            • #7
              Re: Want to become a pure christian

              We could retouch your birth certificate to make you a little whiter, maybe with some whiteout and a steady hand, but unfortunatly you people can't ever seem to find your real birth certificates.

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              • #8
                Re: Want to become a pure christian

                Friend, you cannot be come a White man, you will always be a nigra. But you will be allowed to work in the main house if you do something about 'that smell'.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Want to become a pure christian

                  Originally posted by NMDanny View Post
                  What is the process of becoming a white christian
                  If you truly believe in Jesus all you have to do is pray! #Matthew 21:2
                  I Jesus!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Want to become a pure christian

                    Originally posted by NMDanny View Post
                    I am very ashamed to tell you this, but I am a jewish person from a nigerian family. I am black
                    After seeing this website and other articles, I have decided I do not want to become a sinner who commits intercourse with sheep, therefore I want to become a pure white christian.
                    What is the process of becoming a white christian, and will god forgive me for my sins of being a negro jewish, and give me a chance of going to heaven?
                    Thats a nice goal of you, mate. I know that the temptation into becomig a Christian must've felt soo bloody awesome. I mean to be nearth to the Lord and to be absolutely certain that one of these days that lil baby Jesus is gonna take your bloody good for nothing behind up to heaven must've been like a having a winning luckydip and all.

                    But as a man who is endeavoring to be a goddamn pure Christian meself; let me just tell you that; unless you're willing to kneel down before Christ and accept his love allover your mask, and is willing to go through all the debacle such as relinquishing your sexual urge by omiting your dirty parts out of your life for Jesus- then there is no bloody chance that you will ever become a pure Christian, you useless prick. Thus methink its better for you to just move along and forget about becoming one, yehh!

                    Oh & here is the bible references for that:

                    For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from [their] mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive [it], let him receive [it].

                    Matthew 19:12

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                    • #11
                      Re: Want to become a pure christian

                      Have you looked into foreskin restoration? That would certainly reduce your JQ (Jew quotient).
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                      • #12
                        Re: Want to become a pure christian

                        The only coon/joo hybrid I ever heard of was Sammy Davis, jr.

                        And that boy turned out to be a Christian!

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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