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  • Hello, thank you and goodbye.

    Good evening ladies and gentleman.
    I'll just say a few phrases and then be gone. I do not intend to troll or bring you discomfort. I have been baptised but I do not see myself as a Christian therefore from your point of view I am doomed and all the words I say are evil. I suggest that kids and week of heart stop reading now, since I wish neither to taint your belief in one true Lord nor agitate you in any way.

    What I want to do, is to Thank you.

    So let me say it loud: Thank you!

    Thank you for what you've given me. In the rest of this short thank you post I will refrain from giving any arguments, I'll just go through the things you've given me and things I want to thank you for. I do not wish to change your opinions and I gently ask you do not try to change mine, because you cannot change a man's opinion without him wishing for a change. I am not a troll and I didn't come here to argue.

    Now, for the last few days I've read though this forum, sometimes seriously listening, sometimes staring in disbelief. But you've shown me much. You've shown me, there are still people with strong convictions in the world. People not afraid to stand up for what the belive in. I was quite amazed by the shear number of your members and by the fact that so many people can live chastilly in this world full of hatred, sex, degradation of human beings and other evil things, that you can live knowing of their existence and still feel pure, still look up, to the creator and the after-life. I was quite surprised to see that even in the world where medias never stop bombarding us with suggestions how to be more sexually atractive to everyone around us, in the world were most people in "civilised countries" start engaging in sexual intercourse before they turn 15, there are still people willing to live in celibacy, young adults in puberty who are willing to abstain from masturbation and elevate themselves from the animal instincts that tell them to do so.

    I may not belive as you do, but I respect and aplaud you. In certain cases I am not sure, if you are giving your members a free choice of will and present a different point of view but that is your way and I respect you for it. I'm sure that whatever I say won't change your opinion of me, and I don't mind, because it is not important how you think off me. The important thing is your gift. Your gift of true Faith, of trying to achieve true love, to create a healthy familly, to raise a child believing in Good. To live your life with a meaning.

    When an atheist is dying he's dying in fear. Second guessing his decision, fearing that he led a meaningless life. But you, I'm sure of it, leave your mortal shell knowing that you led a rightfull life in His name and that Heaven awaits you. If more people were like you, the world would be a much healthier place filled with better people living better lives. And once again for this I thank you. All those trolls and all those that attack you forget one thing. Even if you were completely wrong in every single thing you belive in, it wouldn't change a thing about the fact that you lived a good life, you lived it to the full, you prooved that you can live a chaste and proper life even in this angry and corrupting world and you died with love, joy and satisfaction filling your heart. Which is something the atheists will never get.

    What you've given to me personally is a different point of view to look at things and judge things. That doesn't mean that I belive computer games, or making love without a proper ceremony to be wrong, just that I will keep in mind that even the things I take for granted as good, may not be so. You've shown me a different view on the world and civilization. I would gladly learn more of your beliefs and of the joys and happines of your heart and I would weep for your misfortunes and the cheer you in the Trials that the Lord gives you in life in order for you to overcome them with a head held high and with your faith ever stronger. Sadly I'm afraid this cannot be. While I can listen to you, and respect you, you cannot do the same for me, cause I'm not of your Faith and therefor doomed. Nonetheless, you've given me a lot of gifts to meditate upon and I thank you for these gifts in the spirit in which they were given.

    I would like to especially aplaud to those of you that came to the Lord later in your life. Those of you who had a difficult journey, who had to stumble and fall, only to rise and clean yourself from all the sins. I wish that one day I will become as clean and pure as you are. But sadly, for me it must be the hard way. Facing my fears andmy less-honorable doings alone, without the Lord next to me, to be my guide and my shield. But you've given me a hope that it can be done. You're not the only one who has shown me it can be done, but maybe because of your radical opinions and strong beliefs, you've made it all the more apparent. I hope that if there is afterlife and if it is a place where good souls meet, even if they belive in different things, that we can meet there and sing a cheerfull song to the creation a song about love as deep as the ocean, joy as colourfull as the spring, about beauty of the Earth and all things on it and about peace and calm that befalls those that are content.

    I wish I had something for you in return of the gifts you've given me. But all I have is a simple thank you. And if you ever meet a beggar by the road who is laughing like a madman and looking at the stars like a fool, but who's eyes are clear and see you for who you are, share a prayer and maybe you will see that as much as it changes me, it changes you as well.

    So Thank you and goodbye. And I really hope I haven't offended you. What I wanted to do, and why I even registered this account was to thank you for what you did to me. And to remind you, that if you stare in the abbyss for too long the abbyss stares back. And it may change you and harden you in ways that you don't want to.
    The ONLY ABSOLUTE TRUTH is that there are NO ABSOLUTE TRUTHS
    P. Feyerabend

  • #2
    Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

    Originally posted by John_Baptist View Post
    Good <<< tl;dr>>>.
    Welcome friend, tell me about your first close embrace with Jesus!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

      Originally posted by John_Baptist View Post
      And to remind you, that if you stare in the abbyss for too long the abbyss stares back. And it may change you and harden you in ways that you don't want to.
      You don't have to remind me, Mr. Baptist.

      One of the wonderful things about Heaven is that we will be able to stare into the abyss and watch sinners burn whenever we want!

      22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
      23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
      24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
      25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
      26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.~Luke 16:23-26

      Isn't that fantastic? They can beg us for water and stuff, and we'll be like "Nope, sorry. Remember when you were such a prick 10,000 years ago? And you've been burning ever since? Ha ha, that's what you get, LOSER!"

      I used to be sad and cold inside like you, but then I found the 1611 King James Bible, and it warmed my heart. You can find solace too!

      No matter how long you stare into the abyss, it's not long enough, that's what I say. And there's no better view of it than from up in Heaven. Praise God!
      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

        You should stop sitting on the fence, you'll get splinters in your rectum.

        Listen Mr "I can't think for myself", if you revel in the tears of the baby Jesus just say it.
        6
        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

          Beat it sissy.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

            Originally posted by John_Baptist View Post
            if you stare in the abbyss for too long the abbyss stares back. And it may change you and harden you in ways that you don't want to.
            All that emotional rhetoric and redundancy! *sigh*

            The faithless are a weird bunch; they lack belief in a wonderful deity like God and yet believe that nothing - a so-called "abyss" - is somehow alive and stares back at us. That's such foolishness.

            One might as well believe in God who stares at us all the time, taking note of every single thing we ever do or say and keeps a notebook of it to judge us by. That makes much more sense.

            Pastor Ed

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            • #7
              Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

              Originally posted by John_Baptist View Post
              In the rest of this short thank you post...
              Friend, that is the longest thank you post I've ever seen. Could you summarize the key points, please?
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              • #8
                Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

                Dear friend:

                Instead of thanking us, why not thank God?

                Yours in Christ (not Nietzsche!),

                Isaac
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

                  This site is the reason i abandoned the midget lifestyle choice and have grown 3 inches in the last month!!
                  Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

                    Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
                    This site is the reason i abandoned the midget lifestyle choice and have grown 3 inches in the last month!!
                    Now THAT is Testimony to the power that is Jesus Christ.

                    Do I hear an AMEN??

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      Do I hear an AMEN??
                      Amen!
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        Amen!
                        Amen!!
                        1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

                          Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
                          This site is the reason i abandoned the midget lifestyle choice and have grown 3 inches in the last month!!
                          That's awesome Midge. Soon you'll be able to make your own toast.

                          Oh, and AMEN.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                            All that emotional rhetoric and redundancy! *sigh*

                            The faithless are a weird bunch; they lack belief in a wonderful deity like God and yet believe that nothing - a so-called "abyss" - is somehow alive and stares back at us. That's such foolishness.

                            One might as well believe in God who stares at us all the time, taking note of every single thing we ever do or say and keeps a notebook of it to judge us by. That makes much more sense.

                            Pastor Ed
                            That does make much more sense and I understand it much better. May I get another AMEN for Pastor Ed?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello, thank you and goodbye.

                              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                              Now THAT is Testimony to the power that is Jesus Christ.

                              Do I hear an AMEN??
                              Praise Be Jesus!

                              AMEN!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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