[dylan mcmullen]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

...Dylan, is having anal sex really as important as your eternal salvation? That is the question you are faced with at this moment...

I don't have anal sex. Who ever said that? I'm as straight as a normal person can be.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, I was once in your position myself, I talked and thought exactly like you have here. But a supernatural event changed me forever. You may call my testimony a 'coincidence', but it surely isn't. I was leaving a local gay bar one Sunday morning headed for the bath houses, when I walked past a church that was just opening their doors at the moment I was passing in front of them. I'll never forget the beautiful music that was playing while the choir sang "Dem Bones". I instantly fell to my calloused knees and began to weep. The minister and many others took turns laying hands on me as the women filled my pockets with Chick Tracts. Dylan, is having anal sex really as important as your eternal salvation? That is the question you are faced with at this moment. Come join us and let's all follow Jesus together!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

I am an agnostic, but I believe that if there is a God, he is a great, righteous, loving God. If you want to know any more about me, kindly ask and I will answer.

OK. Why do you believe that God is "great, righteous, and loving"? Upon what do you base these conclusions?

How does this diagram of the life cycle of the parasitic wasp (which lays eggs in a caterpillar, which then hatch and slowly eat the caterpillar alive) tie into your belief that God is "great, righteous, and loving"?

I hear a lot of people say that their God hates certain people. I believe that if there was one, He would love all of us since we are all supposed to be his children.

Upon what do you base this belief? Wishful thinking?

Ok, I'm done. I'm piffleing done! I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be understanding. Y'all make it piffleing impossible with your ignorance! Have I said "God will damn you all to hell"? No, but he probably will.

For the record, yes, I am studying the bible because I go to a Christian school. And don't piffleing call me boy! You understand all that, you stupid cock-sucking heathens?

Wow. We ask you to justify your irrational beliefs about God, which are not based on Scripture or on any observable evidence whatsoever, and WE are "stupid cock-sucking heathens".

You think you don't need Jesus, son? Tantrums like that? I think you do.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

Ok, I'm done. I'm piffleing done! I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be understanding. Y'all make it piffleing impossible with your ignorance! Have I said "God will damn you all to hell"? No, but he probably will.

For the record, yes, I am studying the bible because I go to a Christian school. And don't piffleing call me boy! You understand all that, you stupid cock-sucking heathens?

You know what's not Christian? Hating your parents and believing everyone who isn't like you is going to hell. You all can piss off.

Hello Dylan!

I fail to see where you tried to be nice. I just see obscenities. I suppose if you live in a home with a whore for a mother and a blasphemer for a father, your choice of words may sound normal.

Son, I hope you do not mean a catlick school because everyone knows, catlicks are not Christians. You cannot worship a statue of mary and also worship God. He is very specific about worshiping only Him.

Please show me where in the Holy Bible, any disciple said those words, even in anger or disgust. So child, I suggest you get cracking and put your back into it. Jesus is waiting, son.

[Midge Murphy]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

Before you read this, please know that I am not trying to flame, mock, belittle, etc.

I am an agnostic, but I believe that if there is a God, he is a great, righteous, loving God. If you want to know any more about me, kindly ask and I will answer.

Please explain why on earth I could possibly want to know more about you.

I am here to worship Jesus. That's what you should be here for, too. It is fairly egotistical for you to show up here unannounced and believe that you are so interesting as an agnostic -- or even more strangely, that we have never seen an agnostic before and therefore would react as we would a curious new species -- that we would just be itching to know more about you and place you as the center of attention.

1 John 4:5 tells US about YOU: They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.

The next three verses (1 John 4:6-8) tells YOU about US: We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.

Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God. He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

I am an agnostic, but I believe that if there is a God, he is a great, righteous, loving God. If you want to know any more about me, kindly ask and I will answer.

Where are you getting your information from on what God is like?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

I think this thread has shown an important point.

When people who have little knowledge of the Bible they get their heads filled up with all sorts of junk that has little if nothing to do with Christianity.

The reasons for this is that most so called churches are noting more that social clubs that have an idiosyncratic idea about what Christianity is based on the local demographics and they tailor their 'version' of Christianity to that audience.

For example, if the locale population is mostly negroidal there will be no mention of Noah, his sons or the curse of Ham.

If the locals population is crawling with the gaywise you better beleive no one will bring up Leviticus.

What a coincidence that it is ONLY white Republican males the Bible has no issue with and it is only white Republican males who can unbiased in these cases such as these. How can anyone claim to be a Christian when they are gay? Like the kids say 'that is illogical, Captain'.

So we can see these private members clubs that call themselves Christians are actually committing fraud by claiming to be Christians when they are just a foolish mystery cult, illegally using the Christian brand recognition to drum up trade.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

Hi, Dylan! I know I am late to the party, and I hope you have taken to heart some of the concerns that our members here have. We know that you superficially claim to be agnostic, but what we're truly interested in is what's inside you: the man in you, if you will.

Imagine, if you will, that the storm clouds are raging all around you. You'll eventually be unable to take it anymore: reality is a harsh mistress, and it will take a God like ours to find the true man in you: the one that loves the Lord and lives his life according to Godly principles.

And when we finally do find that man in you, oh what a wonderful feeling that will be. When Jesus finally enters you, it will truly send your heart reeling. You'll feel it from your toes to your ears.

Now once you accept Jesus, it isn't all roses and rainbows. No, sometimes you will find that when things get difficult, you will hide to try to keep from being seen. But that is when we rely on a God like ours to get through to the man inside.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

I don't hate anyone, I dislike people. My parents named me after an pretty famous Irish poet. I don't see how Obama is trying to turn anyone into a homosexual, but I also don't concern myself with politics. I don't like Hitler and if there's a God, I believe that he has received his judgement.

If Jesus hated people, so be it, but I think that Jesus was loving.

Who? He's not exactly up there with James Joyce and Patrick Kavanagh in the fame stakes, but possibly in the fag enabling stakes.

Why did your parents want you to be an Irish fag?

I haven't actually heard of a famous Irish poet called Dylan McMullen but there is a Dylan Thomas who is just as bad as the rest of homo-poets society, he fornicates with sheep and he's Welsh.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

You know what's not Christian?

Hating your parents

Luke 14:23
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

and believing everyone who isn't like you is going to hell. You all can piss off.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Cursed]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

You know what's not Christian? Hating your parents and believing everyone who isn't like you is going to hell. You all can piss off.

And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.~Matthew 19:29

Seems you need to read your Bible before you tell us what we should and should not do, little man!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

Ok, I'm done. I'm piffleing done! I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be understanding. Y'all make it piffleing impossible with your ignorance! Have I said "God will damn you all to hell"? No, but he probably will.

For the record, yes, I am studying the bible because I go to a Christian school. And don't piffleing call me boy! You understand all that, you stupid cock-sucking heathens?

Ah yes, the bird shows its true colors!

It's always in order to curse and throw a tantrum when you've been scripturally rebuked. That must be a verse in the Satanic Bible somewhere.

[dylan mcmullen]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

That's not very Christian. You, sir, are rude, and an embarrassment to your parents.

You know what's not Christian? Hating your parents and believing everyone who isn't like you is going to hell. You all can piss off.

[Cursed]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

Ok, I'm done. I'm piffleing done! I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be understanding. Y'all make it piffleing impossible with your ignorance! Have I said "God will damn you all to hell"? No, but he probably will.

For the record, yes, I am studying the bible because I go to a Christian school. And don't piffleing call me boy! You understand all that, you stupid cock-sucking heathens?

That's not very Christian. You, sir, are rude, and an embarrassment to your parents.

[dylan mcmullen]

Re: Hello. I'm Dylan

How do you know if God is perfect or not, boy? You haven't studied the Bible and you haven't given your life over to His onlybegottenson, Jesus.

Ok, I'm done. I'm fucking done! I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be understanding. Y'all make it fucking impossible with your ignorance! Have I said "God will damn you all to hell"? No, but he probably will.

For the record, yes, I am studying the bible because I go to a Christian school. And don't fucking call me boy! You understand all that, you stupid cock-sucking heathens?