[Artofburning]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Welcome Art! Seeing everyone seems to of asked you basic questions and confirmed you are not a crazed atheist whose sole purpose in life is to mock kind True Christians™, I'll go off the norm here and ask you about hunting.
Do you get a permit or do you believe your faith is the only license you need?
Do you hunt with a rifle, bow, knife or bare handed?
Who bleeds out your kill, you or your wife?

Thanks for the warm welcome, James! As to your questions, I'm unsure whether they're alluding to word of God or are standard protocol but I'll answer as best as my human mind will allow me.

The first question I'll assume to be hypothetical considering I've never hunted before, and the answer is I do believe my faith alone permits me to hunt. God said it Himself that it's okay.

Genesis 27:3:
"Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison."

Now, will I actually hunt? Perhaps, as long as I'm not breaking secular laws -- laws which, if broken, could potentially inhibit my ability at spreading God's word.

The second, it depends on the prey. If I'm hunting witches, the answer is a rifle -- the automatic type. If it's an atheist or animal, the bow.

And as to your last question (which again, is hypothetical since I am single) I would without a ounce of doubt bleed out my kill. It would be my duty as head of the household to carry out such things. After, I would have her cook my meals, lest she be thrown into hellfire for disobedience to me and to God.

Ephesians 5:22 - 24:
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[Artofburning]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Brother Faith Machine is an ex-Jew. He has some very bad feelings about Egypt. Pharaoh, plagues, exodus, all that.

Ouch, my apologies. Well, Jesus can certainly empathize. He is all loving and all forgiving nonetheless!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Ouch, my apologies. Well, Jesus can certainly empathize. He is all loving and all forgiving nonetheless!

Where did you come up with that nonsense? Jesus all-loving and all-forgiving?!

Should have known you were too good to be true.

When Jesus returns (as described in Revelation) and slaughters 1/3 of all humanity, will that be showing love?

When people who called themselves Christian but didn't obey the Law come to Him at Judgment and He turns them away, will that be forgiving all?

How will it demonstrate all-lovingness and all-forgivingness when He resurrects all sinners and nonbelievers from unknowing death (Ecclesiastes 9:5) into immortal bodies, then casts them into His Lake of Fire to burn them alive for all eternity (Revelation 20-22)?

[Artofburning]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Where did you come up with that nonsense? Jesus all-loving and all-forgiving?!

Should have known you were too good to be true.

When Jesus returns (as described in Revelation) and slaughters 1/3 of all humanity, will that be showing love?

When people who called themselves Christian but didn't obey the Law come to Him at Judgment and He turns them away, will that be forgiving all?

How will it demonstrate all-lovingness and all-forgivingness when He resurrects all sinners and nonbelievers from unknowing death (Ecclesiastes 9:5) into immortal bodies, then casts them into His Lake of Fire to burn them alive for all eternity (Revelation 20-22)?

You are right, Reverend, you are right! My entire life I've been spoon fed false doctrine by these liberal assholes and conditioned to believe that our Lord and Savior is somehow all-loving and all-forgiving. I've spent countless nights sleepless, punished by the concept of an all-loving God, but there's been no reprieve whatsoever. I mean, what kind of loving God would condemn babies to eternal broiling? Certainly not a loving one!

False indoctrination is to blame for my naivety and sheer ignorance of the facts, so its painfully obvious how cruel a death and afterlife I deserve! However, I can finally rest assured -- and at complete peace! -- that since finding the Landover Baptist Church, I will know the Truth and will rid myself of any fake dogma that was once hammered into me by Satan's followers.

Thank GOD for Landover Baptist Church!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

You are right, Reverend, you are right! My entire life I've been spoon fed false doctrine by these liberal assholes and conditioned to believe that our Lord and Savior is somehow all-loving and all-forgiving. I've spent countless nights sleepless, punished by the concept of an all-loving God, but there's been no reprieve whatsoever. I mean, what kind of loving God would condemn babies to eternal broiling? Certainly not a loving one!

False indoctrination is to blame for my naivety and sheer ignorance of the facts, so its painfully obvious how cruel a death and afterlife I deserve! However, I can finally rest assured -- and at complete peace! -- that since finding the Landover Baptist Church, I will know the Truth and will rid myself of any fake dogma that was once hammered into me by Satan's followers.

Thank GOD for Landover Baptist Church!

There may be hope for you yet, my misinformed friend.

God does love . . . but only those who obey Him. He loves us just the way you love a well-trained dog, who brings you your slippers every evening.

God hates everybody else. After all, if He really loved sinners and nonbelievers, He could just leave them dead and unknowing. He's going to resurrect them, make them immortal, and then burn them alive forever!

How anyone could think that's "love" is beyond me. Don't you agree?