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  • TheLordSavedMe
    A young lady servicing the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 579

    #16
    Re: Greetings Forum

    Originally posted by Randy View Post
    It DOES feel good to help others by admitting sin. I think you people should look at your own sins, and truly give an account for them.

    I bet there are some COINTEL people reading this out there who bugger little children, or bugger yourselves, and you chase your concience away with drugs. Don't be fools. All those who do not ask for light ask for darkness. Don't let your pride and fear keep you away from the light. I almost walked down that path, and so I give you warning, I can tell you, that is where it leads to, once you open the heart to sin, and turn away from God your heart will be currupted.

    But make no mistake, Godless people are walking down a dangerous path. The proof is in the world around you, people are blind and spiritually dumb. Who but Jesus preached enlightenment?

    Jesus told you you can ask.... why not start asking? What are you afriad to ask for? I would bet just thinking about asking for light fills you with fear. I mean really ask, and believe.
    Randy, are you OK?

    You seem all mad and stuff and that's making me sad!

    Just do what the men here say, they TOTALLY know about JESUS and how to get SAVED!









    Tammi


    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
    Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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    • Randy
      Unsaved trash, suspected queer
      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2012
      • 12

      #17
      Re: Greetings Forum

      I think I can even appreciate this shaming, because shameful things should be shameful. It shows me what I really am, what I really like and don't like.

      I'm choosing God, and freedom from perversions. It feels greater than anything else. For men to engage in anal sex IS a sin, and you shouldn't be so glib about it. It hurts people, and defiles man. Its an obvious perversion of a natural male energy. But for people like you, your function is to defile man. You work against man, and his peace of mind. You seek to destroy him so you can conquer him (which has been very successful in this world).

      Around America, men are destroyed, and people like you are working to destroy it in millions of subtle ways. You want to convince man that once a pervert always a pervert and all that shit. If he has a perversion that means no he was just born with a gay gene. You say this because YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE SPIRIT, just as the bible says, you lack spiritual discernment, so you explain everything via MATERIAL OBJECTS (like genes). If you knew anything about the spirit, you could see that spirits can be bent, they can be altered, they can be broken in two. Its not chemical or physical in nature, only in expression.

      Was I born with a gene to make me into the mess I was???? a gay / straight / masturbator / rape fantasizer / dominator / dominated / abuser fantasizer / piss drinker / coke user / pot smoker?? Is there really a gene for ALL OF THAT MESS?? No, those were all perversion stemming from a natural (and good) lust, from a spiritual problem, a PROBLEM OF THE SPIRIT, from the source, but ALL YOU SEE IS A MANIFESTATION FROM THE SOURCE, and you call that reality.

      How then, did I fix a genetic condition through prayer to God??? Now I'm NOT that in my heart. I don't pursue men, I'm not inclined to, I don't pursue drugs, I'm not inclined to, I don't enjoy debasing myself, I'm not inclined to, I don't like hurting other people.

      So what am I really then? By secular standards, they would say "I'm a perv, once a perv always a perv, that's just you, that's just what your into, check your genetics". What most of you don't know, is that you push this for an agenda. You have a religion which you don't even admit to yourselves! Its a religion of darkness, of running away and hiding from any idea of a God. You come together to convince yourselves that God is not there, that there is no sin, for example because all the stories in the bible did not happen? All you are is half-right, just like the Christians that you dispise. You are all just half-right, which means you are also half-wrong and you each hate each other for your halves wrong and do not bother to look at the halves right. Fools all around, half-right and half-wrong.

      What there is to understand about this, is that there is a path of defiling, and a path of love. A path of death, or a path to new life. We all have a choice. We have a God to answer our questions. I am living proof. God removes sin from my life more each day, because I asked of the Father. He is Father to us all. He gives us life or death, love or degradation.

      Whether or not you believe in every Bible story matters not, there is a power higher than any story. Jesus knew this, and he gaves use some of the tools we need to further ourselves spiritually. Read scripture, USE YOUR OWN JUDGEMENT, and ASK GOD FROM WITHIN WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG. Or you can just be a fool and say "I don't believe in right or wrong", preventing you from ever progressing because you will never ask the right question!!!

      FOOLS, FOOLS, FOOLS, FOOLS, FOOLS, FOOLS, FOOLS!!! And you look to me as the fool. To be fooled once is no mark against you, but to remain a fool out of pride & fear is sin.

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      • Professor Bessemer
        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 2952

        #18
        Re: Greetings Forum

        I fear that dear Randy has indeed backslid into a life of delusional drug use and urine play. It is so sad when they come so close to salvation and then reject our Lord's precious gift of eternal life at the last minute. I fear Satan has his claws much deeper in sweet Randy's soul than I originally thought.

        Sad, very sad indeed. Why, I would not be surprised to find out that at this very minute , young Randy is high on the narcotics. What else could explain his radical change in demeanor? Randy, are you high on the methamphetamines? Please son, we are here to help you! This satan fueled rage is proof that you have a long road ahead of you. Salvation is not easy Randy. Let us help bring you to Jesus!
        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #19
          Re: Greetings Forum

          What's with drinking pee? Are you trying to be like Bear Grylls? Why not try to be Holy instead? You can find out how by reading the Holy Bible.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Randy
            Unsaved trash, suspected queer
            Under Investigation
            • Oct 2012
            • 12

            #20
            Re: Greetings Forum

            Ask if I speak any untruths. Discern.

            Here is sent a man to help you to look into your own hearts and seek the Lord, be grateful, and discern truth from his story, for the story is true.

            The secular path you are taking, is half-blind, don't take my word for it, ask for yourself, is it? Seek and you shall find the answer. I know all you guys do is troll so I'm not going to respond too much... but if any of you seek truth, heed those words above and be blessed by them.

            God is truth. The sins you commit now are upon you my brothers and sisters, we are all sinners. Some are moving away from it, others are staying right where they are. That's the only difference.

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            • TheLordSavedMe
              A young lady servicing the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 579

              #21
              Re: Greetings Forum

              Originally posted by Randy View Post
              Ask if I speak any untruths. Discern.

              Here is sent a man to help you to look into your own hearts and seek the Lord, be grateful, and discern truth from his story, for the story is true.

              The secular path you are taking, is half-blind, don't take my word for it, ask for yourself, is it? Seek and you shall find the answer. I know all you guys do is troll so I'm not going to respond too much... but if any of you seek truth, heed those words above and be blessed by them.

              God is truth. The sins you commit now are upon you my brothers and sisters, we are all sinners. Some are moving away from it, others are staying right where they are. That's the only difference.
              Uhm, Randy we're not secular even a little tiny bit, we're True Christians™. Are you on the drugs like the Professor said? That would make me even more sad than I am already!








              Tammi


              Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
              Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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              He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #22
                Re: Greetings Forum

                Originally posted by Randy View Post
                Ask if I speak any untruths. Discern.

                Here is sent a man to help you to look into your own hearts and seek the Lord, be grateful, and discern truth from his story, for the story is true.

                The secular path you are taking, is half-blind, don't take my word for it, ask for yourself, is it? Seek and you shall find the answer. I know all you guys do is troll so I'm not going to respond too much... but if any of you seek truth, heed those words above and be blessed by them.

                God is truth. The sins you commit now are upon you my brothers and sisters, we are all sinners. Some are moving away from it, others are staying right where they are. That's the only difference.
                Son, you are not making any sense. It must be the narcotics. Please Randy, when you come down from your trip, take our advice and read the entire King James Bible. If you just do that, you would see that we are the ones that follow the entire Bible and that the path you have chosen is one that leads to damnation.
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings Forum

                  Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                  Son, you are not making any sense. It must be the narcotics.
                  Awesome insight Professor. We used to call it chemically induced double-speak bullshit.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Greetings Forum

                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    Awesome insight Professor. We used to call it chemically induced double-speak bullshit.
                    I think it's possessed by demons. Time to whip out a Prayer for Randy.

                    This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

                    Father,
                    In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                    Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                    In Jesus name I pray..
                    Amen
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings Forum

                      Randy got off to a good start, but what's with this "COINTEL" business? Has he been listening to Art Bell podcasts while shooting meth?
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                      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                        Scientific Advisor
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2373

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings Forum

                        I hope I don't miss my guess, but Randy, you're no stranger to the pickle, are you?
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