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    Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

    I'm 19 years old and I live in Maryland. I'm going to college to become a Christian teacher at a Christian school. I go to Grace Bible Baptist Church and I came here to connect with other Christians just like me! My favorite Bible verse is:
    "Psalm 37:4, 5 Delight thyself also in the LORD: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass." Because it means that the Lord is delightful and trustworthy! Which he is.

    I came to find Jesus when I was 17. I was a disgusting, depraved Romanian orthodox. But then I realized that Jesus is my true savior. Ever since then I began to study him and I'm currently trying to get the United States to recognize me as a WHITE AMERICAN and not the ROMANIAN WITH MUSLIM HERITAGE. I AM CONVERTED.

    Anyways, I can't wait to see what this forum has for me .
    Take care and may God bless all of you <3
    Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
    John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
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    Re: Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

    Hello Theodora, and thank you for posting a proper introduction. You'd be amazed at how many people cannot follow simple directions!

    Did your husband help you, or did you figure it out all by yourself?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

      The knowledge that God has blessed me with helped me write this. I am not married yet. I cannot find the right guy who is a true Christian. But I've been looking very hard for no avail.
      Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
      John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

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      • #4
        Re: Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

        Originally posted by Theodora Sartre View Post
        The knowledge that God has blessed me with helped me write this. I am not married yet. I cannot find the right guy who is a true Christian. But I've been looking very hard for no avail.
        An easy mistake for young Christian women to make, but singles bars and crack dens are not the best places to meet True Christian™ husbands.

        Have you asked your pastor to introduce you to an available single Christain man?

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        • #5
          Re: Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

          Welcome to our friendly forums!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

            Originally posted by Theodora Sartre View Post
            I'm 19 years old and I live in Maryland. I'm going to college to become a Christian teacher at a Christian school. I go to Grace Bible Baptist Church and I came here to connect with other Christians just like me! My favorite Bible verse is:
            "Psalm 37:4, 5 Delight thyself also in the LORD: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass." Because it means that the Lord is delightful and trustworthy! Which he is.

            I came to find Jesus when I was 17. I was a disgusting, depraved Romanian orthodox. But then I realized that Jesus is my true savior. Ever since then I began to study him and I'm currently trying to get the United States to recognize me as a WHITE AMERICAN and not the ROMANIAN WITH MUSLIM HERITAGE. I AM CONVERTED.

            Anyways, I can't wait to see what this forum has for me .
            Take care and may God bless all of you <3
            Welcome to God's favorite forum. Your name is French, not Rumanian. And the DOF tells me you have been seen hanging around at some pornographic website called "4chan." Is this true?

            Not that I'd believe a frenchie....
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

              Welcome, Teddie. I know the struggles of being a True Christian(tm) unable to find a helpmeet. I've searched high and low, but have yet to find the woman that lights my soul with Righteous Fire. Until then, we continue to look to Jesus to provide for us. I hope you don't have any crazy deformities (webbed toes, a tail, etc). That can really throw a kink into a relationship.
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • #8
                Re: Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

                Originally posted by Theodora Sartre View Post
                I'm 19 years old and I live in Maryland. I'm going to college to become a Christian teacher at a Christian school. I go to Grace Bible Baptist Church and I came here to connect with other Christians just like me!
                Welcome, welcome little Theodora.

                I have a good feeling about you!

                We desperatly need more True Christians(tm) in the Classroom, to turn the children BACK to prayer AND the Eternal scientific Truths found only in the Bible(tm).
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                • #9
                  Re: Theodora, pleasure to meet you!

                  Theogora is such a lovely name. Did you know that it literally translates as "lover of God?" It's true. A lovely name for a lovely young lady. Say, do you have a Web cam?
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                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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