Hello "True" Christians

[GoulChildren]

I recently accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior. I am loving the love and affection and warmth I get knowing that my one true love is God. However, I stumbled upon this website and was saddened at the amount of hate and discrimination. I want to let all of you know that I will pray for you. God loves all his children. Sickos.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

I recently accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior. I am loving the love and affection and warmth I get knowing that my one true love is God. However, I stumbled upon this website and was saddened at the amount of hate and discrimination. I want to let all of you know that I will pray for you. God loves all his children. Sickos.

It's true that we get a lot of traffic from atheists who come here trying to spread their hate and perversions, but don't let that discourage you.



Now: tell us a little about yourself...we want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

What church do you attend? Tell us about yourself, your husband, and your walk with Christ.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

What is a "goul"?

Did you mean "ghoul"? Do you eat the flesh of the recently deceased after digging them up in cemeteries?

You could get formaldehyde poisoning doing that, you know.

[GoulChildren]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

What is a "goul"?

Did you mean "ghoul"? Do you eat the flesh of the recently deceased after digging them up in cemeteries?

You could get formaldehyde poisoning doing that, you know.

You are so smart, you caught my drift. Yes, "Ghoul". And how did you know I could get formaldehyde?? I never told you I only dig up EMBALMED Ghouls. That is the only way I could get formaldehyde. I don't know of any recently deceased ghouls you have heard of that cause formaldehyde poisoning w/o it having been preserved. For a second there you almost had me thinking you were too smart for your own self.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

You are so smart, you caught my drift. Yes, "Ghoul". And how did you know I could get formaldehyde?? I never told you I only dig up EMBALMED Ghouls. That is the only way I could get formaldehyde. I don't know of any recently deceased ghouls you have heard of that cause formaldehyde poisoning w/o it having been preserved. For a second there you almost had me thinking you were too smart for your own self.

Why would you dig up an embalmed ghoul?

Ghouls eat corpses. Ghouls don't eat ghouls.

[GoulChildren]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

I am so sorry if my Screen Name is causing up a stir and confusing the masses. It was originally GodsChildren but I guess Ghoul isn't part of a True Christian ™ vocabulary or too illiterate to correct it.

I really hope this can get resolved in the future or else I wouldn't know what to do!

I attend the First Baptist Church in Downtown Fort Lauderdale.

I am looking forward to meeting other single True Christian ™ on this website once I get Confirmed.

I cook, clean, and know my place. I also make a mean sandwich!

[GoulChildren]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

Why would you dig up an embalmed ghoul?

Ghouls eat corpses. Ghouls don't eat ghouls.

You mean Ghouls can't be cannibals!

All this time I was doing it wrong!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

I recently accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior. I am loving the love and affection and warmth I get knowing that my one true love is God. However, I stumbled upon this website and was saddened at the amount of hate and discrimination. I want to let all of you know that I will pray for you. God loves all his children. Sickos.

I see you've already been banned, but in case another unsaved person comes here an agrees with you: Who are God's children?

John 1:12-13: But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, [even] to them that believe on his name: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hello "True" Christians

I cook, clean, and know my place. I also make a mean sandwich!

Is this a subtle way of saying that you are into threeways?