[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

By the way, what happened to Rin who was introducing herself to the forum "between music sheets"? Has she been expunged?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

Thanks. Would you care to explain to me, in the same thorough way, how I can demonstrate that I can "use them responsibly" if I can't use them at all?

Pardon my use of latin, but it's an ipso facto kind of thing.

Damned messicans.

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

18th December 1989

[Levi Jones]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

I have no idea. I simply wish to correct this since:

Psalms 33:4 |
For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.

What is your birthday?

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

You are claiming someone changed your birthday to December 18, 1960?

Why would anyone do that?

I have no idea. I simply wish to correct this since:

Psalms 33:4 |
For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

No.

Now, did you want to get right with the Lord or continue to whine?

Thank you, right with the Lord of course.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

Amen
By the way, my age seems to have been re-set by someone. How can I correct that?

You are claiming someone changed your birthday to December 18, 1960?

Why would anyone do that?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

Would you care to explain to me,

No.

Now, did you want to get right with the Lord or continue to whine?

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

If it says serpent, it MEANS serpent. Your petty interpretations are not needed.





Anything you need to say can be said right here.

YiC,

Zech

Amen
By the way, my age seems to have been re-set by someone. How can I correct that?

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

Thanks. Would you care to explain to me, in the same thorough way, how I can demonstrate that I can "use them responsibly" if I can't use them at all?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

So are you saying that there is no private message function on this forum?

Let's dissect Pastor Ezekiel's message to you:

He doesn't want to commit sodomy with you, punk.

"He" meaning Faith Machine.
"Doesn't" is a contraction for "does not".
"Want": crave, need, or desire (I believe "desire" is the closest).
"To commit sodomy": I think you understand what this means, and any attempt to explain what it entails would only earn me yet another infraction.
"With you": The specification of you in particular kind of intrigues me, though. I'd have thought that Faith Machine, being a True Christian™, would be averse to sodomy in general, just on basic principles. Odd.
"Punk": An insult if you want to take it as one.

So, he says nothing about the private messaging system here at Landover, at all. If you have similar problems reading the plain English American with some funny spelling in the Bible, maybe Buddhism would be a better fit for you. Just believe nothing, as hard as you can.

Btw: PMs (and the "edit" function) both exist here. Their usage is controlled for new members, until they demonstrate they'll use them responsibly.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

I realize that you must be suffering in your thong infested region but do not toy with me or the Bible.

Genesis 3: Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

If it says serpent, it MEANS serpent. Your petty interpretations are not needed.

So are you saying that there is no private message function on this forum?

Anything you need to say can be said right here.

YiC,

Zech

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

So are you saying that there is no private message function on this forum?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

You are a saint, Reverend. Is there a way for me to discuss this with your brother privately?

He doesn't want to commit sodomy with you, punk.

[Nathaniel Crump]

Re: Honored to be a member. Looking for mentor

I have two awards because I have never masturbated.

The admins were concerned that if I had none, it would suggest I was a current masturbator.

I believe my Brother Faith Machine has been an ex-masturbator for a bit over a year now; he can probably lend you a hand with your little problem.

You are a saint, Reverend. Is there a way for me to discuss this with your brother privately?