[James Hutchins]

Re: My introduction (belated)

Welcome, Carlos. Glad to have you with us. I'm happy to hear that you escaped sure damnation by leaving the Catholic church.

Have you considered changing your name to be in line with white American culture? Even Jesus changed his name to fit into our society, so why don't you start going by Carl? That way people wouldn't automatically assume that you're a lazy bum who's just here on a lark from south of the border to collect welfare and vote for Obama.

What kind of banker are you? Do you make more than several million dollars a year? If so, have you considered applying for the Landover Baptist Church VIP admission program? That would move you right to the front of the line, which is a big deal, given that there is currently a two year wait list for LBC membership. You should speak with a Landover pastor to see if you qualify.

Excellent advice.

Karl The Christian might be a better name to be known as.

Might I suggest attaching your RFAC (Request For Admission Consideration) to a pallet or two of single malt so it doe not get accidentally thrown out as junk mail.

[Carl the wop]

Re: My introduction (belated)

Excellent advice.

Karl The Christian might be a better name to be known as.

Might I suggest attaching your RFAC (Request For Admission Consideration) to a pallet or two of single malt so it doe not get accidentally thrown out as junk mail.

Are you a Highlands man or an Islay man?

[James Hutchins]

Re: My introduction (belated)

Glendronach, 25Yr.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My introduction (belated)

Are you a Highlands man or an Islay man?

Campbeltown here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My introduction (belated)

His Wisdom is infinite and his reasons are beyond reproach, so I am not at liberty to question them or try and explain them.

It sounds to me like you haven't read what you say you've read, Carlos.

What characteristic does God value most of all?

[Carl the wop]

Re: My introduction (belated)

Islay here.. quite fond of Bruichladdich 15.

[Carl the wop]

Re: My introduction (belated)

It sounds to me like you haven't read what you say you've read, Carlos.

What characteristic does God value most of all?

I would think self-sacrificing love and devotion to Him and His Glory would be that value. Teach, for I wish to learn, Reverend.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My introduction (belated)

I would think self-sacrificing love and devotion to Him and His Glory would be that value. Teach, for I wish to learn, Reverend.

How did Jacob demonstrate self-sacrificing love and devotion?

[Carl the wop]

Re: My introduction (belated)

"Then Jacob offered sacrifice upon the mount, and called his brethren to eat bread: and they did eat bread, and tarried all night in the mount."

Genesis 31:54

And Iacob said, O God of my father Abraham, and God of my father Isaac, the LORD which saidst vnto me, Returne vnto thy countrey, and to thy kinred, and I will deale well with thee:

I am not worthy of the least of all the mercies, and of all the trueth, which thou hast shewed vnto thy seruant: for with my staffe I passed ouer this Iordan, and now I am become two bands.

Genesis 32:9-10

[Odef 01]

Re: My introduction (belated)

My local Baptist minister has a lot. I gladly donate my time to ensure that his godly carpet is as pristine as it can be. I

Trimming your ministers carpet???



GOD is GOOD!!!