Hello fellow christians!

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Hello ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Rev. Carter and I am a Reverand as the name suggests.
I work in a little village in the country side of England called Puddleton. My little church has been around for not that long, its quite modern compared to most churches i've seen. At my church, we're all christians and we all enjoy singing hymes such as "Praise the Lord". I am the conductor of the choir, and we have recently been to London to partisipate in a big concert, in the Royal Albert Hall.

My favorite quoteation of the bible is "Let there be light" in Gensis. I do hope to be an active member on the forums and throughout the christian community.

Thank you, for reading my introduction.

Rev.Carter

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Hello ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Rev. Carter and I am a Reverand as the name suggests.
I work in a little village in the country side of England called Puddleton. My little church has been around for not that long, its quite modern compared to most churches i've seen. At my church, we're all christians and we all enjoy singing hymes such as "Praise the Lord". I am the conductor of the choir, and we have recently been to London to partisipate in a big concert, in the Royal Albert Hall.

My favorite quoteation of the bible is "Let there be light" in Gensis. I do hope to be an active member on the forums and throughout the christian community.

Thank you, for reading my introduction.

Rev.Carter

Hello Reverand!

I too am a great fan of Gensis. Some of my favorite quoteations in the Bible are right there at the beginning.What are some of your favorite hymes to sing? Mine is "Bringing In The Sheaves."

What is the name of your church? I look forward to your continued partisipation!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[John North]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

I’m curious about your church and the village you live in. I’ve spent quite a lot of time in England but I must admit that the village of Puddleton is unfamiliar to me. If I’m not mistaking there was a film back in the days called The Puddleton Police. I have to admit I haven’t seen it. Maybe it was shot in your village?

Please tell us more.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Hello ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Rev. Carter and I am a Reverand as the name suggests.
I work in a little village in the country side of England called Puddleton. My little church has been around for not that long, its quite modern compared to most churches i've seen. At my church, we're all christians and we all enjoy singing hymes such as "Praise the Lord". I am the conductor of the choir, and we have recently been to London to partisipate in a big concert, in the Royal Albert Hall.

My favorite quoteation of the bible is "Let there be light" in Gensis. I do hope to be an active member on the forums and throughout the christian community.

Thank you, for reading my introduction.

Rev.Carter

Would you be so kind as to come back when you:

• Learn how to spell "Reverend";
• Realize "Reverend" isn't a noun, so you can't be "a Reverend", but an adjective (more specifically, a 'style') and is the equivalent of referring to a judge as "Honorable Judge Whatsit";
• Learn to capitalize "Christian" and "Bible"; and
• Acquire a clue, perhaps available from your local discount shop.

Thanks! I look forward to hearing more from you once you stop pretending to be a Christian.

[farter]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Would you be so kind as to come back when you:

• Learn how to spell "Reverend";
• Realize "Reverend" isn't a noun, so you can't be "a Reverend", but an adjective (more specifically, a 'style') and is the equivalent of referring to a judge as "Honorable Judge Whatsit";
• Learn to capitalize "Christian" and "Bible"; and
• Acquire a clue, perhaps available from your local discount shop.

Thanks! I look forward to hearing more from you once you stop pretending to be a Christian.

Hello Rev. M. Rodimer,
I can assure you that your response to my introduction to this christian forum was uncalled for, and that you have no proof i am not a Christian so i do request you apologize for your inconclusive accusation, as incorrect grammar isn't factual evidence that i am not a Christian.
This is a forum not a English exam.
Reverend* Carter

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Give the guy a break. He's from England, of course he can't spell.

[farter]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

I’m curious about your church and the village you live in. I’ve spent quite a lot of time in England but I must admit that the village of Puddleton is unfamiliar to me. If I’m not mistaking there was a film back in the days called The Puddleton Police. I have to admit I haven’t seen it. Maybe it was shot in your village?

Please tell us more.

hey John,
Puddleton is a very small village located in Dorset situated in the south of England,
no the Film was not recorded here as far as i know, and the name Puddleton is in various films and stories as it is a medieval village .
I am the reverend of Puddleton Methodist church, which is very modern on the inside and old on the outside with the building being hundreds of years old.
Feel free to ask any questions, sincerely rev. carter

[farter]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Give the guy a break. He's from England, of course he can't spell.

Hello,
I find that quite insulting and disrespectful as the current language you are speaking (English) was created in England, hence the name so if English cant spell then how are you speaking our language.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Hello,
I find that quite insulting and disrespectful as the current language you are speaking (English) was created in England, hence the name so if English cant spell then how are you speaking our language.

I speak American.



YiC,

Zech

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Hello,
I find that quite insulting and disrespectful as the current language you are speaking (English) was created in England, hence the name so if English cant spell then how are you speaking our language.

Friend, this an American forum in Gods Favorite country, the US of A. We speak American here, not nancy boy brit.

Keep in mind, Al Gore (an American) invented the internet. It is centered in the US of A just like God planned. If you have a problem with it, go back to your 'steam powered communicator tubes'.

[farter]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

I speak American.



YiC,

Zech

No you don't, their is no language named american, its named English.
This is a factual statement look it up!
I do not wish to argue as i am a man of peace but i do not like to be told wrong by some one who does not have their factual evidence of facts correct.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

No you don't, their is no language named american, its named English.
This is a factual statement look it up!
I do not wish to argue as i am a man of peace but i do not like to be told wrong by some one who does not have their factual evidence of facts correct.

Boy, you need to learn to speak American, because that english stuff is hard on the eyes.



YiC,

Zech

[farter]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

I speak American.



YiC,

Zech

That is factually wrong but im not going to argue since all you stupid christians are incompetent fools and so ignorant

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

That is factually wrong but im not going to argue since all you stupid christians are incompetent fools and so ignorant

That didn't last long.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

That is factually wrong but im not going to argue since all you stupid christians are incompetent fools and so ignorant

A mere 6 posts and the Jesus-hater is revealed!