Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

**Levi Jones** · 10-25-2012, 06:51 AM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

Where did Jesus ever say to cheat or kill anyone?

**Little Donkey** · 10-25-2012, 07:00 AM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

I'm no pastor, but I'm fairly sure you're a closet homo. No right thinking Christian would engage in a homosexual encounter, however muscular and well endowed the participant(s). I know it is tempting but you must overcome the homosexual urges, like all of us Christian man do every hour of every day. This is our burden in return for Christ's sacrifice.

**Professor Bessemer** · 10-25-2012, 08:37 AM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

I'm no pastor, but I'm fairly sure you're a closet homo. No right thinking Christian would engage in a homosexual encounter, however muscular and well endowed the participant(s). I know it is tempting but you must overcome the homosexual urges, like all of us Christian man do every hour of every day. This is our burden in return for Christ's sacrifice.

Well said. I spend the majority of my free time resisting the urge to have gay sex. The Bible is very clear on this; consensual gay sex is punishable by death in His eyes. So as a True Christian(tm), I must resist all of those urges that I no longer have as a 100% cured Ex-Gay(c).

**Nathaniel Crump** · 10-25-2012, 08:37 AM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

Originally posted by Jack_S. View Post

I'm sorry if I happen to open a thread in the introduction forum, but I've got a question that kind of bothered me for the day.

The thing is that; I love JESUS. As a Christian I'm willing to do anything even to the extent of killing or cheating others under his command since I truly love my JESUS so much. Now, I'm not gay or anything, but as for now I need your advises. I've got a proposal from a local homosexual to meet him in the gay bar today, and as much as this whole facet truly disgusted me; I actually want to go. Not because I'm a homo but because I want to engage in evil activities that has been declared as forbidden by Christ with this faggot, just so I can go to hell on purpose. You see this is all my plan because .. when I die, I want to go to hell for the purpose of stabbing that scumbag called Satan for JESUS just so the war between heaven and hell will cease forever and that JESUS will prevail.

So what do ye pastors think?

I think your a mormon.

**~~Jack_S.~~** · 10-25-2012, 01:09 PM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post

I'm no pastor, but I'm fairly sure you're a closet homo. No right thinking Christian would engage in a homosexual encounter, however muscular and well endowed the participant(s). I know it is tempting but you must overcome the homosexual urges, like all of us Christian man do every hour of every day. This is our burden in return for Christ's sacrifice.

If I'm a closet fag I'd be hating on them and secretly have anal sex without any form of consent. I'm not a closet homo, good sir. I love JESUS too much to be a closet homo.

**James Hutchins** · 10-25-2012, 01:45 PM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

I have spent many a night in gay bars, Secreting myself in a stall in the mens room, placing myself between two patrons about to engage in sweaty buttsex. A KJV Bible in one hand and a bottle of Clorox in the other. I was well aware that I would be unable to prevent rectal intercourse every time but I did know that Jesus was always with me to lend a hand. I had to regulary swallow my pride knowing some seed had ben spilled.

**Carl the wop** · 10-25-2012, 01:46 PM

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Hmm.. I brought mace and some Hydrochloric Acid. I will try your approach the next time.

**~~Jack_S.~~** · 10-25-2012, 01:56 PM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

I have spent many a night in gay bars, Secreting myself in a stall in the mens room, placing myself between two patrons about to engage in sweaty buttsex. A KJV Bible in one hand and a bottle of Clorox in the other. I was well aware that I would be unable to prevent rectal intercourse every time but I did know that Jesus was always with me to lend a hand. I had to regulary swallow my pride knowing some seed had ben spilled.

There is nothing wrong with doing what you did, I was thinking about masquerading my self as a butt ranger just so I can penetrate evil ( for JESUS ) too, but since I got scolded by one of the True Christian above, I kind of abandoned that whole idea for the night. Perhaps you and me should go together on a mission to the a homo-filled night club and observe some sins for Christ on a later date?

**James Hutchins** · 10-25-2012, 02:50 PM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

There is little more embarrassing than going out to try to Save(r) depraved souls only to find the person you think you are Saving(r) is doing the same thing you are.
My solution is to dress in tight black leather pants, leather vest, no shirt. As soon as some queer tries to fondle my massive firm pectorals, dimpled buttcheeks or pronounced 'manpackage' I know I have found a fellow that needs me.

**Rev. M. Rodimer** · 10-25-2012, 03:43 PM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

Originally posted by Jack_S. View Post

I'm sorry if I happen to open a thread in the introduction forum, but I've got a question that kind of bothered me for the day.

The thing is that; I love JESUS. As a Christian I'm willing to do anything even to the extent of killing or cheating others under his command since I truly love my JESUS so much. Now, I'm not gay or anything, but as for now I need your advises. I've got a proposal from a local homosexual to meet him in the gay bar today, and as much as this whole facet truly disgusted me; I actually want to go. Not because I'm a homo but because I want to engage in evil activities that has been declared as forbidden by Christ with this faggot, just so I can go to hell on purpose. You see this is all my plan because .. when I die, I want to go to hell for the purpose of stabbing that scumbag called Satan for JESUS just so the war between heaven and hell will cease forever and that JESUS will prevail.

So what do ye pastors think?

I think you're some kind of a retard who needs to read his Bible and learn how Judgment and Hell will work. Try Revelation chapters 20-22.

**Mary Etheldreda** · 10-25-2012, 04:09 PM

Re: Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

Originally posted by Jack_S. View Post

So what do ye pastors think?

You wouldn't be the first unsaved trash looking for someone or something to "complete" you. Sadly, you will probably make a habit of inserting various things into your rectum at these gay bars until, 15 years down the road, you realize none of these things really do "complete" you. You'll wonder, as you lie with your head under the urinal of the gay bar's disgusting restroom how long had you been passed out this time, how many men and blacks you invited to explore your lower colon this time. You'll wonder if that empty feeling you have, the burning smell of stale urine and sperm in your nose, and that feeling of overwhelming emptiness are somehow related. I think one day you'll wonder if, when you tried playing the part of the Christian on this forum, you lost the opportunity to find out what the LORD is all about. For real.

**Rev. M. Rodimer** · 10-25-2012, 04:48 PM

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Sister, your compassion for those who come here explicitly to mock us is inspiring!

**Pastor Ed Lowman** · 10-25-2012, 05:27 PM

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I hope there is no confusion here. What is being emphasized by the Godly™ is their need to properly handle and make use of Advanced Witnessing Techniques(tm). The newly saved should not try this. It is something that falls into the bosom of those who have been weened off of the milk and onto the meat of the pure Word of God (see Hebrews 5:12). But even for those who are seasoned in the Truth™, going into Satan's territory around firm-bodied adonis-carved sodomites is still extremely risky, but with a BIG payoff (see I Cor. 3:10-15). One must know how to handle themselves and their conversion candidate™ in order for things to go well.

Generally, however, it is best not to go into these dens of sin. I once found myself at a place called The Paper Moon doing the Lord's Work™ and I saw a gay pastor there! He was rebuked and withdrawn from the following Sunday with unanimous agreement from the eldership!

Pastor Ed

**Brother Harold Porter** · 10-25-2012, 05:29 PM

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Only cured Ex-Gays and True Christians™ should risk visiting fag bars for witnessing purposes. Without a rock-solid personal relationship with Jesus Christ, the lure of the anonymous rectum might just be overwhelming.

It was of course when I hated God that I first tapped my toes in the stalls of a fern bar and made the choice to be queer that I found myself in a Motel 6, serving as "Power Center" in a filthy daisy chain of thrusting and grunting degenerate sissyfags. Twenty years of misery and shame would pass before I could escape the rectalsexual lifestyle with the help of God, praise Him!

It's nothing to be toyed with by amateurs.

In Christ

Should I go to a gay bar tonight?

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