[Matthew Hopkins]

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Hello my name is Tyler I am a pagan/wiccan, i say that because i follow most of the teachings of Gerald Gardner, the 20th Century shitwad, and like most wiccans i have a tiny tallywhacker and still suck my thumb. i follow most pagan paths, particularly gay rape, and i practice witchcraft.
i cam to this site because some friends told me about what goes on here and i was shocked and wanted to see for my self and lookes right they were right

Read this, Brothers and Sisters, and see the serpent that comes amongst us.

YBIC

[Cranky Old Man]

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Wops ah well it happens and i do not know how to use spellcheck, i am not much of a computer person

So? What does you being too lazy to put some effort into your posts have to do with you being stupid?

Recommended reading for you: Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24. My guess? You're too lazy to click on those links...

[liveandlove]

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Wops ah well it happens and i do not know how to use spellcheck, i am not much of a computer person

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It's spelled "goddess".

Spellcheckers are free. Use them.

I think Dan Quayle is among us, friend!

[Didymus Much]

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It's spelled "goddess".

Spellcheckers are free. Use them.

[liveandlove]

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You lying sack of excrement. Athena never spoke to you because she is a false godess and they can't talk. Plus you're so going to hell.

Fixed that for you mate lol

[Levi Jones]

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Thank you for your input sir but i am 18 yearsl old and still a virgen and planing to sttay that way till i find the right women, also i worship many gods and goddesses mostly my main goddess Athena

When was the last time you sacrificed an oxen to Athena or Zeus?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I did say i was more just a plan pagan them a wiccan i follow all paths, the ritual i found was on a web site i am 18 years old now do you think i would rember it

Yes, I think if it allowed you to directly contact Poseidon (note correct spelling of your deity), it'd be the sort of thing you'd write down. Especially since it was part of your "really great project".

You found a ritual on a web site. So it's out there for all to see. Yet we don't have reports of Poseidon showing up in major metropolitan areas, do we?

One would think 6th graders would be summoning him all over the place. Unless, of course, you just had a really nifty dream.

[Didymus Much]

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...the ritual i found was on a web site i am 18 years old now do you think i would rember it

If it let you actually contact one of the Greek gods, I should bloody well hope you'd remember it!

Side note: why does it seem that gods only contact people who can't *potty mouth deleted* spell? Curious.

[liveandlove]

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What does any of that have to do with Wicca?

Wicca says nothing about Greek mythology.

Why not show us this secret ritual you discovered in the 6th grade in your elementary school library? If it's so easily available, why hasn't everyone tried it?

I did say i was more just a plan pagan them a wiccan i follow all paths, the ritual i found was on a web site i am 18 years old now do you think i would rember it

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It all started in 6th grade when i did a paper on the greek gods(i could only do the big three) i got really deep in to my work (my project was the best), i cam up on a ritual to contact one of the gods, i chose Posidan and threw him i learned of otheres and that night Athena came to me and spoke to me, after that i knew and i learned about other gods and goddesses

What does any of that have to do with Wicca?

Wicca says nothing about Greek mythology.

Why not show us this secret ritual you discovered in the 6th grade in your elementary school library? If it's so easily available, why hasn't everyone tried it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It all started in 6th grade when Athena came to me and spoke to me, after that i knew and i learned about other gods and goddesses

You lying sack of excrement. Athena never spoke to you because she is a false god and they can't talk. Plus you're so going to hell.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[James Hutchins]

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Another cronic masturbator.

I was doing some research and it turns out all this wiccas do is masturbate. They call it waccing.

[liveandlove]

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Please tell me how you learned of them, and how you know your sources are correct.

Thanks!

It all started in 6th grade when i did a paper on the greek gods(i could only do the big three) i got really deep in to my work (my project was the best), i cam up on a ritual to contact one of the gods, i chose Posidan and threw him i learned of otheres and that night Athena came to me and spoke to me, after that i knew and i learned about other gods and goddesses

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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trust me it is far frome self worship, my gods are not created in my head, they are creatures of nature.

Please tell me how you learned of them, and how you know your sources are correct.

Thanks!