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  • Zipporah M.
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2012
    • 2
    #1

    Humble hello

    Greetings my fellow brother and sisters in Christ,

    I regretfully admit that I am, and as of now was, a democrat, a vegan and a Buddhist.
    I have now seen the error of ways and wish to repent. I am hoping our Lord Father in Heaven would be able to guide me and forgive me for my sins as I open my heart to Him.

    It will be a long and hard road for me and I humbly hope that all of you would be able to advice and help me down the road to salvation. I thank our Heavenly Father for leading me to this website that seems like a great place for support.

    Please, help me to be a True Christian.

    Humbly yours,
    Zipporah
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Humble hello

      Originally posted by Zipporah M. View Post

      Please, help me to be a True Christian.
      Easy enough!

      Read the Holy Bible.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Zipporah M.
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2012
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Humble hello

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Easy enough!

          Read the Holy Bible.

          Thank you, Sister Mary! I have just recently gotten my copy of the Holy Bible and only have started on Exodus!

          I am still marveling at the work of God!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Humble hello

              Originally posted by Zipporah M. View Post
              Thank you, Sister Mary! I have just recently gotten my copy of the Holy Bible and only have started on Exodus!

              I am still marveling at the work of God!
              Wonderful! What has reading the Book of Genesis taught you about God?

              What does He value in people? Whom does He favor? What are His attributes?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Matthew Hopkins
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 808
                  #5
                  Re: Humble hello

                  Originally posted by Zipporah M. View Post
                  Greetings my fellow brother and sisters in Christ,

                  I regretfully admit that I am, and as of now was, a democrat, a vegan and a Buddhist.
                  I have now seen the error of ways and wish to repent. I am hoping our Lord Father in Heaven would be able to guide me and forgive me for my sins as I open my heart to Him.

                  It will be a long and hard road for me and I humbly hope that all of you would be able to advice and help me down the road to salvation. I thank our Heavenly Father for leading me to this website that seems like a great place for support.

                  Please, help me to be a True Christian.

                  Humbly yours,
                  Zipporah
                  I must assume that, as you have enough strength to use a computer keyboard, you have already renounced the obscene practice of veganism.

                  At what point did you realize the folly of Buddhism? What is it that you now hate most about Buddha?

                  Have you written to Obama to tell him what you now think of his idiotic back-sliding ways?

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Humble hello

                      How many sons have you ejected onto the Lap of Jesus(c)?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932
                          #7
                          Re: Humble hello

                          Originally posted by Zipporah M. View Post
                          Greetings my fellow brother and sisters in Christ,

                          I regretfully admit that I am, and as of now was, a democrat, a vegan and a Buddhist.
                          I have now seen the error of ways and wish to repent. I am hoping our Lord Father in Heaven would be able to guide me and forgive me for my sins as I open my heart to Him.

                          It will be a long and hard road for me and I humbly hope that all of you would be able to advice and help me down the road to salvation. I thank our Heavenly Father for leading me to this website that seems like a great place for support.

                          Please, help me to be a True Christian.

                          Humbly yours,
                          Zipporah
                          My God child; a demoncrat, a vegan and a buddhist? You may as well have said you had group sex with a gang of bling wearing darkies.

                          Come lay with me child; I will not judge nor forsake you. Place your wounded soul against mine and feel the warmth of Christ enter and embrace you. Here you are forgiven. Please join us and send us any pictures or videos of your sins so they may be judged directly by the Pastors.

                          Private message them to me directly so I can be sure they will not harm the already saddened hearts of our paunchy Pastors.

                          I myself, am fit, muscular and able to view anything you may be ashamed of. Lay your body of sin upon me. I shall lead you to Christ and approx. 50 to 60 well trained Pastors eager to help heal your body and soul.

                          YIC

                          Deaner

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