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  • Senor Hatemonger
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Oct 2012
    • 11

    #1

    Hello All.

    You may embrace me with hate, but that is not what I am here for, I am here to learn from the hardcore Christians from 'Murica. (Fuck Yeah!)

    You may troll me all you like but I couldn't care less. I would say I am an agnostic/Christian. I believe there might be a god out there, and if there is it is the Christian god. But I do not believe, that all other religions are wrong, I like to embrace new cultures and not live in trailer parks.

    So yeah, troll all you like but these are my opinions, and nothing you complete baboons whom are ruining the human race for everyone say can change them.

    yes, your IQ's are most likely under 100.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hello All.

    Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
    tl:dr
    Hello friend!

    What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? How many sons have you provided to your husband?

    We want to get to know you!



    YiC,

    Zech
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    • Thomas Taylor
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1486

      #3
      Re: Hello All.

      Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
      You may embrace me with hate, but that is not what I am here for, I am here to learn from the hardcore Christians from 'Murica. (piffle Yeah!)

      You may troll me all you like but I couldn't care less. I would say I am an agnostic/Christian. I believe there might be a god out there, and if there is it is the Christian god. But I do not believe, that all other religions are wrong, I like to embrace new cultures and not live in trailer parks.

      So yeah, troll all you like but these are my opinions, and nothing you complete baboons whom are ruining the human race for everyone say can change them.

      yes, your IQ's are most likely under 100.
      Why all the negativity, friend? This is a very friendly forum once you settle in and get to know everyone. And please don't mention the IQ of those you do not yet know.

      So tell us, why do you not believe in the One True God? We want to help you.
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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      • Matthew Hopkins
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2012
        • 808

        #4
        Re: Hello All.

        Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
        You may embrace me with hate, but that is not what I am here for, I am here to learn from the hardcore Christians from 'Murica. (piffle Yeah!)

        You may troll me all you like but I couldn't care less. I would say I am an agnostic/Christian. I believe there might be a god out there, and if there is it is the Christian god. But I do not believe, that all other religions are wrong, I like to embrace new cultures and not live in trailer parks.

        So yeah, troll all you like but these are my opinions, and nothing you complete baboons whom are ruining the human race for everyone say can change them.

        yes, your IQ's are most likely under 100.
        Perhaps you should learn basic grammar before talking about low IQ's, friend.

        You talk about trolling, and yet in the same paragraph give a perfect example of doing just that. What exactly are you doing here?

        YBIC

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Hello All.

          Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
          I believe there might be a god out there, and if there is it is the Christian god. But I do not believe, that all other religions are wrong, I like to embrace new cultures and not live in trailer parks.
          If the Christian God exists, then ipso facto, all other religions are wrong:

          John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

          John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


          You can't have it both ways, dear friend.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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          • Carl the wop
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2012
            • 462

            #6
            Re: Hello All.

            "Might be" "a" God out there?

            Friend, I suggest you procure a gilded copy of the King James Bible and memorize it word for word.

            That will banish "thoughts" like those from your addled brain. Then, and only then, might you achieve salvation. Praise Be!!
            Recovering Catholic.

            Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

            Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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            • Irinka the repentant jewess
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2012
              • 359

              #7
              Re: Hello All.

              Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
              You may embrace me with hate, but that is not what I am here for, I am here to learn from the hardcore Christians from 'Murica. (piffle Yeah!)

              You may troll me all you like but I couldn't care less. I would say I am an agnostic/Christian. I believe there might be a god out there, and if there is it is the Christian god. But I do not believe, that all other religions are wrong, I like to embrace new cultures and not live in trailer parks.

              So yeah, troll all you like but these are my opinions, and nothing you complete baboons whom are ruining the human race for everyone say can change them.

              yes, your IQ's are most likely under 100.
              Hi, friend. Has it ever occurred to you that God IS out there and He might not appreciate your position. Would it not be more prudent of you to read The Bible and find out for yourself and get to know the True God? As far as IQ's are concerned, I would not be so sure that you are surrounded by nitwits: there are plenty of very intelligent people here. Open your mind and listen to these folks, who actually care enough about you to run this forum hoping to win people like you for God's Kingdom!
              Last edited by Irinka the repentant jewess; 10-31-2012, 06:44 PM. Reason: Misspelling
              Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Hello All.

                Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
                You may embrace me with hate...
                Friend, you seem a little unclear on the definition of the word "embrace."

                As for hate, you won't find that here. Sorry to disappoint you.
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                • Senor Hatemonger
                  Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: Hello All.

                  From what i've seen in the brief time I have been here, much hate has already been given to people who oppose you. I'm not here to oppose you, well I kind of am, but not without hearing your opinions on things.

                  I propose you these questions:
                  Who are you to tell me what to believe in?
                  How do you know the bible is not a hoax?
                  Who has proven that the bible was written in the time of Jesus, and is not the christian church bullshitting money out of people?
                  How much money have the christian church made by telling you the story of Jesus?

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Hello All.

                    Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
                    From what i've seen in the brief time I have been here, much hate has already been given to people who oppose you. I'm not here to oppose you, well I kind of am, but not without hearing your opinions on things.

                    I propose you these questions:
                    Who are you to tell me what to believe in?
                    Everything we say is 100% based on the words of Jesus Christ, so what you are essentially asking is "Who is THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE to tell me what to believe in?"

                    Your hubris is stunning.

                    How do you know the bible is not a hoax?
                    There is abundant scriptural proof for the Bible's veracity. For example:

                    2 Timothy 3:16

                    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

                    Who has proven that the bible was written in the time of Jesus, and is not the christian church bullshitting money out of people?
                    Which Christian church are you referring to, son?

                    How much money have the christian church made by telling you the story of Jesus?
                    Again, you speak of "the Christian church" as if you have a specific one in mind. Are you talking about the Catholics?

                    Yes, I agree with you, the Catholic church is a huge scam. That doesn't change the fact that the Bible is true. In fact, the Catholics are such liars, they had to alter the Bible just so it would conform to their fantasies.

                    That's why we only read the 1611 King James Bible here.
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                    • Carl the wop
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 462

                      #11
                      Re: Hello All.

                      None is blind as those who will not see...
                      Recovering Catholic.

                      Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                      Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                      • Senor Hatemonger
                        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 11

                        #12
                        Re: Hello All.

                        Originally posted by Tomas Torquemada View Post
                        Why all the negativity, friend? This is a very friendly forum once you settle in and get to know everyone. And please don't mention the IQ of those you do not yet know.

                        So tell us, why do you not believe in the One True God? We want to help you.
                        Friendly, Friendly. That is the last word that I would use to describe the people in this forum. Yes, I have not provided enough evidence to prove you/(the rest of the forum) wrong, but if you use some common sense you will realise most of what this forum believes in is politically incorrect and utter garbage. You guys should take a note out of jesus's book and respect everyone and their decisions.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Hello All.

                          Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
                          From what i've seen in the brief time I have been here, much hate has already been given to people who oppose you. I'm not here to oppose you, well I kind of am, but not without hearing your opinions on things.

                          I propose you these questions:
                          Who are you to tell me what to believe in?
                          You can choose to believe whatever you like. You can choose to obey God's commands and join us in Heaven, or you can choose not to, and spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

                          We're not forcing you to do anything. We didn't even know about you until you joined this forum, now did we?
                          How do you know the bible is not a hoax?

                          Who has proven that the bible was written in the time of Jesus, and is not the christian church bullshitting money out of people?
                          I'll answer these together:



                          The Dead Sea Scrolls are a collection of 972[1] texts consisting of biblical manuscripts from what is now known as the Hebrew Bible and extra-biblical documents found on the northwest shore of the Dead Sea, from which they derive their name. They were specifically located at Khirbet Qumran in what was then British Mandate Palestine, and since 1947, what has been known as the West Bank.


                          The texts are of great historical and religious significance and include the earliest known surviving copies of biblical and extra-biblical documents, as well as preserving evidence of great diversity in late Second Temple Judaism. They are written in Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek, and Nabataean, mostly on parchment, but with some written on papyrus and bronze.[2] These manuscripts have been dated to various ranges between 408 BCE and 318 CE.
                          How much money have the christian church made by telling you the story of Jesus?
                          None. Churches are non-profit corporations in the US.

                          Now, I believe you did not respond to Pastor Peters' comments about how if the Christian God exists, then all other religions are, by definition, wrong. Have you no response? I'm interested to hear how Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, and Satanism can all be correct.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: Hello All.

                            Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
                            ...you will realise most of what this forum believes in is politically incorrect...
                            You say that like it's a bad thing.
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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: Hello All.

                              Originally posted by Senor iPod View Post
                              ...most of what this forum believes in is politically incorrect and utter garbage...
                              Uh, since when does politically incorrect = utter garbage?

                              ...You guys should take a note out of jesus's book and respect everyone and their decisions.
                              Like you're doing now?

                              Whatever, let's take a look at what Jesus says:

                              Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

                              If that's how you define "respecting other's decisions", just how many of George W. Bush's speeches did you write?

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