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  • Laura_Anne
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2012
    • 2
    #1

    Hello

    Hi, I'm Laura. I'm 20 and live in Texas. I am currently single, but understand that when I do meet the right man I will have to submit to him and accept his discipline. My question is: What do I do until then?

    Should I approach my pastor's wife or another lady in church to administer discipline when I need it, because it would be wrong to show my naked bottom for a spanking from a man I am not married to.

    Please advise me.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Laura_Anne View Post
      Hi, I'm Laura. I'm 20 and live in Texas. I am currently single, but understand that when I do meet the right man I will have to submit to him and accept his discipline. My question is: What do I do until then?

      Should I approach my pastor's wife or another lady in church to administer discipline when I need it, because it would be wrong to show my naked bottom for a spanking from a man I am not married to.

      Please advise me.
      Where is your father, dear?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Matthew Hopkins
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2012
          • 808
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Laura_Anne View Post
          Hi, I'm Laura. I'm 20 and live in Texas. I am currently single, but understand that when I do meet the right man I will have to submit to him and accept his discipline. My question is: What do I do until then?

          Should I approach my pastor's wife or another lady in church to administer discipline when I need it, because it would be wrong to show my naked bottom for a spanking from a man I am not married to.

          Please advise me.
          Only a manly spanking is appropriate, from the appropriate adult appropriately designated by your Pastor.

          What is your favorite Bible verse? Maybe it will help you come to the right conclusion, exploding with joy in the Lord.

          YBIC

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            • Nathaniel Crump
              Unsaved trash, sheep lover
               
              • Jul 2012
              • 48
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Laura_Anne View Post
              because it would be wrong to show my naked bottom for a spanking from a man I am not married to.
              Where did you get that idea, and who is responsible for your discipline now? Has your father allowed you to post here and approved of your post? If your father is not available I suggest you discuss this with your pastor who will then hopefully provide you with a suitable disciplinarian. In return for receiving instruction and discipline I would suggest that you make yourself available to do chores for this person. 4 to 8 hours a week would seem appropriate.

              I hope you find a suitable husband soon, but until then make sure you have a responsible male to take care of you.
              Daniel 9:14 |
              Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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                • Laura_Anne
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Nov 2012
                  • 2
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Where is your father, dear?
                  Hello Mrs. Etheldrada,

                  My father and mother are not religious and never disciplined me growing up. I decided to find God and go to Church on my own about 6 months ago. Over the last six months I understand I need discipline in my life.

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                    • Matthew Hopkins
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 808
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Laura_Anne View Post
                      Hello Mrs. Etheldrada,

                      My father and mother are not religious and never disciplined me growing up. I decided to find God and go to Church on my own about 6 months ago. Over the last six months I understand I need discipline in my life.
                      Are you currently receiving correction from an appropriate source? Or are you wet, having been washed with the Holy Spirit, to be taken in hand by an honest Christian?

                      YBIC

                      ps What is your favorite Bible verse?

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29456
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Welcome Laura. You need to get away from your parents. If they really loved you, they would of immersed you in the love of Jesus. Most likely, your parents are minions of the Devil. I am sure if you asked them, they would deny it. Simple proof that that they are Satan's henchmen.
                          Get to your Pastor. Tell him of the shame your parents are forcing upon you. Have the Pastor make the unmarried men at your Church know you are available for marriage and are fertile. Please do not let another moment go by with your unclean month forcing another dead baby from your womb.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Laura_Anne View Post
                              My father and mother are not religious and never disciplined me growing up. I decided to find God and go to Church on my own about 6 months ago. Over the last six months I understand I need discipline in my life.
                              So your parents are heathens, and it sounds like your father is a queer. No wonder your first instinct is to enter into a lezbean relationship, asking another female to paddle your bare behind. What do you think would happen, Laura-Anne? She'd be on her knees munching your rug just as quick as a coon steals a pie.

                              No, you need the firm hand of a man. A Godly man. As a True Christian™ Pastor, I am used to such requests, and in fact I am the main dispenser of discipline to several un-subjugated females.

                              My email address is at the bottom of my signature below. Discretion assured.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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