New to Landover

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New to Landover

Hey Sammy!

What Bible verse gets you "fired up" in the morning? C'mon, tell us all about yourself!



Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: New to Landover

I do not mean to appear vague. I appologize most humbly. I am a devout in Our Saviour Jess Christ. AMEN!

I am currenty looking for a church that will fulfill me with the greatest gift of all. Redemption!!!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: New to Landover

Sammy is short for Samuel. I have read the N00b page. Praise Jesus

Oh, you are a joo, no wonder you failed to follow instructions so simple even beaners understand.

I want to like you friend, I really do. Why do you resist prostrating your secrets at the feet of Jesus? Is your shame so great?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New to Landover

Sammy is short for Samuel. I have read the N00b page. Praise Jesus

What church do you attend? How old are you? Do you understand the concept of "introduction?"

Tell us about yourself, your church, and your relationship with Jesus.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: New to Landover

Sammy is short for Samuel. I have read the N00b page. Praise Jesus

[James Hutchins]

Re: New to Landover

Welcome Sammy. What kind of a name is that? Do you have your employers permission to go on the Internet?
Tell me Sammy, did you read all the N00b instrutions as painstakingly outlined here:**"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!

[Sammy The Penitent]

hello,

I am new to Landover and I want to introduce myself: My name is Sammy and I desire to be saved and meet members of your wonderful congregation!!