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  • #31
    Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

    Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
    Masterfully argued, brother Deaner. Only a queer would argue with such impeccable logic.

    YBIC
    This is a True Fact(c), my friend. Queers are renowned for inability to comprehend the rationale behind the anus. A brief perusal of any biology textbook discloses to the heterosexual reader that the anus is intended by God for purposes of elimination. A homosexual reader, however, acquires a throbbing erection from simply looking at the pictures and attempts to rape the textbook itself! There is simply no reason in the mind of a homosexual, and no morals in his heart. Only blood on his genitals.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #32
      Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

      Deaner,

      Your logic is flawless. It is impossible to argue differently.
      2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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      • #33
        Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

        Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
        Deaner,

        Your logic is flawless. It is impossible to argue differently.
        Wow.

        I don't think anyone has ever said that to Deaner before.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #34
          Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
          Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.

          As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.

          Pastor Ed
          Very beautifully said, Pastor. Thank you.

          YSiC
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33
          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • #35
            Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Wow.

            I don't think anyone has ever said that to Deaner before.
            Pastor Ezekiel,

            Your words of wisdom are truely an inspiration!

            Praise Jesus!
            2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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