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  • shanelapionte
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Apr 2012
    • 17

    #1

    Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

    Who else loves that Barak Obama is president? Oh wait probably none of you because your all closed minded judgemental hipocrites that dont even like the thought of gay marriage and we all know he accepts it because he is a kind, intelligent open minded man.


    -GO OBAMA!


    -thanks for your time im looking forward to your stupid and mean replies
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • TheAlaskanDopeAddict
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2012
    • 32

    #2
    Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

    I'm quite glad Obama won actually.

    Glad someone else on this forum does too!

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    • Born Again Bob
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2318

      #3
      Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

      Dear Friend,

      Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
      Oh wait probably none of you because your all closed minded judgemental hipocrites...
      I suppose I do bear a striking resemblance to Hipocrites...



      Yours in Him,
      bab

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      • liveandlove
        Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
        • Oct 2012
        • 56

        #4
        Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

        I hated them both but Obama is WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY better then Mitt
        Exodus 22:18
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

          Originally posted by liveandlove View Post
          I hated them both but Obama is WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY better then Mitt
          Dear Godmocking Whore;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Jared
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 211

            #6
            Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

            Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
            Who else loves that Barak Obama is president? Oh wait probably none of you because your all closed minded judgemental hipocrites that dont even like the thought of gay marriage and we all know he accepts it because he is a kind, intelligent open minded man.


            -GO OBAMA!


            -thanks for your time im looking forward to your stupid and mean replies
            But he is also a hell-bound mooslim.

            God is very clear on homos:

            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. (Leviticus 20:13)

            Have fun in the lake of fire for eternity!
            "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

              If the Kenyan was openminded as you say, he would publicly reject Mohambone (piss be upon him) and accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior.

              Don't hold your breath.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Prayer Warrior
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2011
                • 862

                #8
                Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

                Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
                Who else loves that Barak Obama is president? Oh wait probably none of you because your all closed minded
                An open mind is Satan's playground. Keeping our mind closed is what allows us to ward off the evil's of Satan, and rely on God's word.

                Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
                judgemental
                Of course we're judgmental, the Bible tells us to be.

                Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

                I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

                Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
                hipocrites
                We follow the Bible to the letter. In what way are we hypocrites? The real hypocrites are the ones who claim to be Christians and quote from parts of the Bible they do like such as the ten commandments or John 3:16, yet ignore the parts of the Bible that they don't like. People such as Barack Obama.

                Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
                that dont even like the thought of gay marriage
                We don't like gay marriage because God doesn't like gay marriage. Why would we go against God?

                Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
                and we all know he accepts it because he is a kind, intelligent open minded man.
                We have two different definitions of the word "kind". If someone was driving down a dark tunnel where the road was broken off, and they were going to plummet to their death, would it be kinder to "tolerate" that, and allow them to do so, or scream and yell at them to change their way?

                The dark tunnel represents the life style they're currently on. If they continue it, they will be sent to Hell to burn forever. If your definition of "kind and intelligent" is allowing people to have a comfortable life here on Earth, then be tortured for all eternity after their death, then I don't want to "kind".
                Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

                  Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
                  ...your all closed minded...

                  At least we know the difference between "your" and "you're."

                  Tell us, which public school did you attend?
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                  • Dutch Girl
                    Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 283

                    #10
                    Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

                    Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
                    Who else loves that Barak Obama is president?
                    I do.

                    Oh wait probably none of you because your all closed minded judgemental hipocrites
                    Eh, you do realize that assuming a group of people to be exactly the same is closed minded and judgmental right?

                    Saying things like that is a bit hypocritical of you...


                    Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                    - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                    • PetitionLady
                      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 883

                      #11
                      Obama is a dirty muslum pig

                      Let's Play Cowboys and muslims!








                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33

                      ~~~~~~~
                      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                      • Carl the wop
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 462

                        #12
                        Re: Obama is a dirty muslum pig

                        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                        Let's Play Cowboys and muslims!








                        I'd rather play "squadron of B52s and Mooslims" myself.
                        Recovering Catholic.

                        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                        • Democratic Christan
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 8

                          #13
                          Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

                          Well I hope our country can move forward and Republican house and the Democratic Senate can put aside their differences and work togather and help this country to move Forward.

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                          • Carl the wop
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 462

                            #14
                            Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

                            Originally posted by Democratic Christan View Post
                            Well I hope our country can move forward and Republican house and the Democratic Senate can put aside their differences and work togather and help this country to move Forward.
                            Horsepucky!! We must resist the Kenyan interloper even MORE stridently now. God has placed a challenge before us. We must NOT let our guard down, lest plague and pestilence descend upon us.
                            Recovering Catholic.

                            Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                            Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                            • Carl the wop
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 462

                              #15
                              Re: Who else loves that Barak Obama is president

                              Besides, your name is CLEARLY an oxymoron. You cannot be a Dumbocrat and a Christian at the same time. It's a matter-antimatter thing.
                              Recovering Catholic.

                              Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                              Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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