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  • Christ Forgotten, FistMyMother
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    • Nov 2012
    • 3
    #1

    Please Pray for the mislead

    Pray not for me, but for those who welcome the misguided found-less claims based on an inconsistent and contradictory literature received and transcribed by an infallible species to which even malice and corruption has shaped in the name of righteousness. The Devil resides within the pages of an endlessly edited and redacted document, misleading and leading astray those who unquestioningly abide by its doctrine. I speak of that which is considered "good news" to those who peruse their very pages in search of wisdom and guidance. I formally declare unconditional War against all those who oppress others in the name of God, presume to know the mind of the Lord and fail to see the Light; if you fall within this category, pray for yourself instead.
    2 Chronicles 15:13
    Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Please Pray for the mislead

      Originally posted by Christ Forgotten View Post
      Pray not for me, but for those who welcome the misguided found-less claims based on an inconsistent and contradictory literature received and transcribed by an infallible species to which even malice and corruption has shaped in the name of righteousness. The Devil resides within the pages of an endlessly edited and redacted document, misleading and leading astray those who unquestioningly abide by its doctrine. I speak of that which is considered "good news" to those who peruse their very pages in search of wisdom and guidance. I formally declare unconditional War against all those who oppress others in the name of God, presume to know the mind of the Lord and fail to see the Light; if you fall within this category, pray for yourself instead.
      Dear Godmocking Whore;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050
          #3
          Re: Please Pray for the mislead

          Originally posted by Christ Forgotten, FistMyMother View Post
          Pray not for me, but for those who welcome the misguided found-less claims based on an inconsistent and contradictory literature received and transcribed by an infallible species to which even malice and corruption has shaped in the name of righteousness. The Devil resides within the pages of an endlessly edited and redacted document, misleading and leading astray those who unquestioningly abide by its doctrine. I speak of that which is considered "good news" to those who peruse their very pages in search of wisdom and guidance. I formally declare unconditional War against all those who oppress others in the name of God, presume to know the mind of the Lord and fail to see the Light; if you fall within this category, pray for yourself instead.
          Boy, I can't make heads or tails out of anything you just said. Are you a Chinese?
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            • Carl the wop
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2012
              • 462
              #4
              Re: Please Pray for the mislead

              Wow.. Verbal Diarrhea, how impressive. That's a sure sign of Satanic Possession. I'm sure a cleansing by pain would be most appropriate..
              Recovering Catholic.

              Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

              Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                • John North
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 414
                  #5
                  Re: Please Pray for the mislead

                  I stopped reading when I came to this:

                  Originally posted by Christ Forgotten, FistMyMother View Post
                  Pray not for me, but for those who welcome the misguided found-less claims based on an
                  Trying to hid God mocking clues in your texts won’t do you any good on this forum…

                  Genesis 38:9-10

                  9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

                  10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

                  Burn in Hell heathen masturbator!
                  Stop whining
                  (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                  (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                  (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                  (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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