[snottyduck]

Re: A Goose has landed

Why is your username "Uncle Goose"? Does it have a significant meaning to you, or is it just because you like it? Do you prefer to be called Goose, or Uncle Goose, or do you prefer Filip? Have you ever heard of Kaizer's Orchestra? (I love them!)

Oh, and I now formally welcome you to the forums, as I haven't done so yet. Welcome, Good Sir! *Gives you a gift basket*

*Greatfully accepts the basket* I took this nickname becaus I really like those birds, they fly to gracefully and make funny noises. I took Uncle because Father Goose is too much related to the old Mother Goose, so Uncle sounds nicer, ohterwise I would hear the question where mother goose is for thousands of times in a row.

I would not be accepting any gifts from this one Goosey. Remember what I told you about succubus.

Heh, I know what you told me, but succubus's wouldn't stand a change with me, I just talk too much, would drive them crazy.

Did the goose take off or peradventure he is sleeping...

No, but this Goose has also a live, needs to eat, sleep and Oh yeah, go to Gothparties. And tonight there is a great Goth/Electro/EBM/Noise party in Gent, will be nice music tonight. So don't expect me to be back untill Sunday evening.

[Nobar King]

Re: A Goose has landed

No doubt now that this Goose is gay.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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ya huh and those aren't golden eggs he is laying.

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Goose has landed

I would not be accepting any gifts from this one Goosey. Remember what I told you about succubus.

I am not a succubus, thank you very much!

*Greatfully accepts the basket* I took this nickname becaus I really like those birds, they fly to gracefully and make funny noises. I took Uncle because Father Goose is too much related to the old Mother Goose, so Uncle sounds nicer, ohterwise I would hear the question where mother goose is for thousands of times in a row. Cool, okay. Thank you for answering my questions.


No, but this Goose has also a live, needs to eat, sleep and Oh yeah, go to Gothparties. And tonight there is a great Goth/Electro/EBM/Noise party in Gent, will be nice music tonight. So don't expect me to be back untill Sunday evening.

Sweet! Have fun!

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: A Goose has landed

I am not a succubus, thank you very much!

Then why are offering young men gifts who you don't know? What are your real intentions with him?

*Greatfully accepts the basket* I took this nickname becaus I really like those birds, they fly to gracefully and make funny noises. I took Uncle because Father Goose is too much related to the old Mother Goose, so Uncle sounds nicer, ohterwise I would hear the question where mother goose is for thousands of times in a row.

Heh, I know what you told me, but succubus's wouldn't stand a change with me, I just talk too much, would drive them crazy.

Foolish boy. I think Goose is well suited for a name as you are clearly a Goose. This woman is wanton with a long history of wantonism. Well that succubus has just had her way with you and no doubt your girlfriend is a succubus too. I wonder how many of those prostitutes you claim to visit are also succubi.

[WankingInTheNameOf]

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Then why are offering young men gifts who you don't know? What are your real intentions with him?

Exactly. you are but a woman, to welcome him you should have just nodded slightly in his direction, i mean what would jesus say about friendly people?!! He'd be outraged by hospitality! the thought is shocking i know.

Much respect to you Uncle Goose for coming here with an open mind, ignoring the childish jibes of some of these people and not apologising for what you do that they see as wrong.

I hope you learn all you wish to know.

[WickedWitch]

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Then why are offering young men gifts who you don't know? Because I'm a nice and friendly person. What are your real intentions with him?

To be friends.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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To be friends.

Friendship born in Satan more like it.

Have you arranged for a little online webcam soirée with him and his Goth girlfriend? Up to swapping naked pictures of each other yet?

[Shirlee Phelps-Dodge]

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So, the Wicked Witch of the Midwest is trying to sway Uncle Gook with gifts of fried rice?

Disgusting.

[snottyduck]

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Foolish boy. I think Goose is well suited for a name as you are clearly a Goose. This woman is wanton with a long history of wantonism. Well that succubus has just had her way with you and no doubt your girlfriend is a succubus too. I wonder how many of those prostitutes you claim to visit are also succubi.

LOL, no my girlfriend is not a succubus, she's a great girl with a lot of humor. And prostitutes?? I don't know, they didn't try to sell themself to me but I will let you know when that happens.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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LOL, no my girlfriend is not a succubus, she's a great girl with a lot of humor. And prostitutes?? I don't know, they didn't try to sell themself to me but I will let you know when that happens.

Come now, don't lie. You will never find salvation that way. We have discussed a couple of times already how you think prostitutes are fun and how Goth "chicks" are easy. I suppose that explains why your girlfriend is a Goth and your interest in that harlot Wicked Witch.

Do I need to cross post and submit the damning evidence?

[Brother Temperance]

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LOL, no my girlfriend is not a succubus, she's a great girl with a lot of humor.

You're just getting less and less plausible now. First you claim to be from Belgian, then you claim to have a girlfriend with a sense of humour. Everyone knows women can't be funny (well, unless they fall down the stairs or something, but that's hardly intentional.) It's just one of those things that only men can do, like playing football or teaching in Church. You'll be telling us you enjoy EBM without being on drugs next.

[RevColinJamesTodd]

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If I had make a list of the things I don't do I could go on for quite some time, for instance, I don't grow tomatoes either.

What have you got against tomatoes??? Do you fear tomatoes? Why do you HATE them? It certainly sounds like you hate them, and by the look of your posts you certainly hate God too. Do you think God sent tomatoes to spy on you? Is that what you're saying?

Son, you sound mentally ill to me. You need to go see a psychiatrist, and fast. Hey, I'm no brain-doctor, but if you were MY patient i'd recommend a good course in electro-shock therapy. Just to be on the safe side. Good luck with that!

[snottyduck]

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Come now, don't lie. You will never find salvation that way. We have discussed a couple of times already how you think prostitutes are fun and how Goth "chicks" are easy. I suppose that explains why your girlfriend is a Goth and your interest in that harlot Wicked Witch.

Do I need to cross post and submit the damning evidence?

Just post it here, if you can find it of course because I never claimed stuff like this.

You're just getting less and less plausible now. First you claim to be from Belgian, then you claim to have a girlfriend with a sense of humour. Everyone knows women can't be funny (well, unless they fall down the stairs or something, but that's hardly intentional.) It's just one of those things that only men can do, like playing football or teaching in Church. You'll be telling us you enjoy EBM without being on drugs next.

Maybe your woman can't be funny but mine is. And yes I enjoy EBM without drugs, but I doubt you even heard EBM as EBM is quite soft in comparison with things like Industrial and Noise.

What have you got against tomatoes??? Do you fear tomatoes? Why do you HATE them? It certainly sounds like you hate them, and by the look of your posts you certainly hate God too. Do you think God sent tomatoes to spy on you? Is that what you're saying?

Son, you sound mentally ill to me. You need to go see a psychiatrist, and fast. Hey, I'm no brain-doctor, but if you were MY patient i'd recommend a good course in electro-shock therapy. Just to be on the safe side. Good luck with that!

I like tomatoes, they are taste great, I just don't grow them myself, I just buy them at the store. And no, they are vegetables, not spies (what gave you that idea anyway).

And Hating God, nah, i'm not a person that hates much.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Just post it here, if you can find it of course because I never claimed stuff like this.

This is what you said. I even left your red highlights in:

Originally Posted by Uncle Goose
Men who want to have sex just go to a prostitute as it's really fun or find themself a pifflebuddy (Goth "chick" cause it's easy) but do not convert to rape.

And don't start denying this was in your post.