[JudgeNot!]

Re: Unsaved Trash

The only thing I can think of is you need to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior (Romans 10:9), be obedient unto His every command (Matthew 7:21), and only then will the Good LORD forget what you've done. You can think of it as Holy Dementia in your favor. (Isaiah 43:25)

Amen, Sister!!

[JudgeNot!]

Re: Unsaved Trash

That's my favorite!










Tammi

... Praise Jesus for your gift of levity, Sister Tammi!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Unsaved Trash

Dear Sister Mary - I assure you, I am not gay!

Dear, you had gay sex. Ergo, you are gay.

Although I am dreadfully ashamed that my homer husband did anal sex on me, I was also confused because I was taught to never disobey my husband. Caught between a rock and a hard place, so to speak.

Who taught you to marry a gay man?

With Jesus' help, I hope to overcome my past sinful ways. I know I must have done something horrible to displease Him, for me to have turned my husband into a gay. If God sees fit, I would like more than anything to find a manly husband whom I can obey and with whom I can procreate children to serve the Lord (only after becoming a True Christian, of course).

I fear I have a long and rocky road ahead of me.

I don't know what you mean by "overcome" your past. The only thing I can think of is you need to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior (Romans 10:9), be obedient unto His every command (Matthew 7:21), and only then will the Good LORD forget what you've done. You can think of it as Holy Dementia in your favor. (Isaiah 43:25)

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Unsaved Trash

I fear I have a long and rocky road ahead of me.

That's my favorite!










Tammi

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Unsaved Trash

Dear Sister Mary - I assure you, I am not gay! Although I am dreadfully ashamed that my homer husband did anal sex on me, I was also confused because I was taught to never disobey my husband. Caught between a rock and a hard place, so to speak.

With Jesus' help, I hope to overcome my past sinful ways. I know I must have done something horrible to displease Him, for me to have turned my husband into a gay. If God sees fit, I would like more than anything to find a manly husband whom I can obey and with whom I can procreate children to serve the Lord (only after becoming a True Christian, of course).

I fear I have a long and rocky road ahead of me.

Be sure to talk to your Pastor so that he can arrange with your father a more fitting marriage.

YIC

[JudgeNot!]

Re: Unsaved Trash

I can't imagine a True Christian™ would take on a gay wife. That would be quite the charitable act, I'm sure.

Dear Sister Mary - I assure you, I am not gay! Although I am dreadfully ashamed that my homer husband did anal sex on me, I was also confused because I was taught to never disobey my husband. Caught between a rock and a hard place, so to speak.

With Jesus' help, I hope to overcome my past sinful ways. I know I must have done something horrible to displease Him, for me to have turned my husband into a gay. If God sees fit, I would like more than anything to find a manly husband whom I can obey and with whom I can procreate children to serve the Lord (only after becoming a True Christian, of course).

I fear I have a long and rocky road ahead of me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Unsaved Trash

She's gay? But she got married? I don't understand how could possibly work.

What kind of state allows that?

YIC

Aren't they so sneaky, though? They'll marry normal people just to be vindictive.

Here is a video revealing the Gay Agenda's Ultimate Plan:

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Unsaved Trash

I can't imagine a True Christian™ would take on a gay wife. That would be quite the charitable act, I'm sure.

She's gay? But she got married? I don't understand how could possibly work.

What kind of state allows that?

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Unsaved Trash

My behind is starting to heal, praise God! Thankfully he did not want to do "it" very often. I don't think I have the AIDS as the blood test came back negative.

When God deems the time to be right, I hope to find a REAL Christian husband someday.

I can't imagine a True Christian™ would take on a gay wife. That would be quite the charitable act, I'm sure.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Unsaved Trash

Pastor, thank you for your welcome. To answer your question, I am divorced so I no longer have a husband of whom I would ask permission.

What made your husband put you to one side?

Are you barren?

YIC

[JudgeNot!]

Re: Unsaved Trash

I am ssooooooooooo sorry to hear that! Is your behind OK? Do you have AIDS?!?

My behind is starting to heal, praise God! Thankfully he did not want to do "it" very often. I don't think I have the AIDS as the blood test came back negative.

When God deems the time to be right, I hope to find a REAL Christian husband someday.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Unsaved Trash

Dear Tammi - Thank you for your kind words! I am so blessed to have found this forum. No, unfortunately it was my soon-to-be ex-husband who was "slutty" ... or worse! To make a long story short, we never conceived any children because he always insisted on having sexual relations with my bottom-hole rather than with my lady parts

EWWWWWWWW!!!

as a mere woman, I did not see fit to question his preferences but I was always dreadfully ashamed of my childless status. It was later revealed to me that I was married to a flaming homer, and suddenly his odd behavior in our marital bed made sense! I pray every day in hopes of figuring out what I did to offend God that he gave me a pillow-biter for a husband.

I am ssooooooooooo sorry to hear that! Is your behind OK? Do you have AIDS?!?









Tammi

[JudgeNot!]

Re: Unsaved Trash

I pray every day in hopes of figuring out what I did to offend God that he gave me a pillow-biter for a husband.

"... that He gave me a pillow-biter for a husband"

My apologies for not capitalizing His glorious pronoun!

[JudgeNot!]

Re: Unsaved Trash

Hi Judge Not!

That was weird calling you that, I wish I knew your first name, cuz you seem nice.

Anyways, welcome to our forum, it's the BEST place to learn about GOD and JESUS and to meet saved people who can help make it so you don't have to go to HELL







Tammi


p.s.

I'm sorry your husband divorced you. Was it because you were slutty?

Dear Tammi - Thank you for your kind words! I am so blessed to have found this forum. No, unfortunately it was my soon-to-be ex-husband who was "slutty" ... or worse! To make a long story short, we never conceived any children because he always insisted on having sexual relations with my bottom-hole rather than with my lady parts; as a mere woman, I did not see fit to question his preferences but I was always dreadfully ashamed of my childless status. It was later revealed to me that I was married to a flaming homer, and suddenly his odd behavior in our marital bed made sense! I pray every day in hopes of figuring out what I did to offend God that he gave me a pillow-biter for a husband.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Unsaved Trash

Good evening! I happened upon this site tonight while browsing around the Internet, started reading through the forums, and just couldn't stop! Yes, I readily acknowledge and agree that I am "unsaved trash" by the Bible's and this forum's definition. Up until fairly recently, I actually doubted the existence of God until one day I simply realized that I cannot navigate the trial of life alone, and started praying that God would open my eyes and come into my heart. So far, I have found success and growth in this ongoing journey of faith. I am learning each day to take my challenges, burdens, and weaknesses and turn them into opportunities to serve God. I am a sinner and I am not perfect, but I try to do my best. I do not presently attend church and my favorite Bible verses can be found in my signature. I believe that everything happens for a reason and that there is some purpose in my stumbling across this website. So, I suppose my reason for being here is yet to be determined; however, I'm sure there are many worthwhile things to be learned from my Christian brothers and sisters. God bless!

Hi Judge Not!

That was weird calling you that, I wish I knew your first name, cuz you seem nice.

Anyways, welcome to our forum, it's the BEST place to learn about GOD and JESUS and to meet saved people who can help make it so you don't have to go to HELL







Tammi


p.s.

I'm sorry your husband divorced you. Was it because you were slutty?