[Creationist Ron]

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Why are you going to college women have 4 things to do in life.
1. Birth soldiers of Christ.
2. Read and study the KJV 1611 Bible.
3. Cook.
4. Clean.

[Shimei]

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Cranky Old Man... when you're looking through that Leupold VX-2 3-9x40 scope at your quarry...

Hey squid Billy, put the alarm clock by the ammo and wake up by 3.

[Faith_Machine]

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Cranky Old Man, I've been on a few hunting trips with Free Market Fred, so I know how carried away you can get, as Fred's joyful exuberance is truly contagious. With that in mind, I urge you, please, when you're looking through that Leupold VX-2 3-9x40 scope at your quarry, please, please, please take a moment to make sure it's not an orangutan, as they are an endangered species.

You can usually tell the difference by the fact that orangutans tend to have a reddish color to their fur, which Negroes lack.

But please do not rely solely on the red coloration, or you may find yourself in a quandary. For example, can you identify which species this specimen is from?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Although I was born here in Africa, I am a caucasian, English woman, and come from a long line of caucasian, strict Christian ancestors. My original ancestors came from England and the Netherlands about 300 years ago. Am I (and my family) doomed, or can we still be saved?

Of course you can be saved. You are as white as Jesus!

The real problem with South Africa is that at some point they allowed blacks to talk. Nelson Mandela would have never happened if blacks would be beaten until they either shut up or die. We made the same mistake in America which in the end resulted in getting Satan Obama as our president. A dark dark day in our history.

Do they hunt and kill black people for fun in the region where you live? I went on an elephant hunting trip with Brother Free Market Fred last year and we killed a lot of blacks when there were no elephants to shoot at. They run very fast which makes it an interesting challenge.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Sarah, I noticed on your profile it says you're an anthropologist. Do you still work in that field? I hope you don't believe in evilution. How do you reconcile anthropology with your faith?

I had to look it up, but one of your pastimes is bokdrolspoeg. I hope you don't engage in it personally. It wouldn't be very ladylike to chew cow dung and have a competition to see how far you can spit it. Do you enjoy watching the natives engaging in this sport?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Why oh why oh why do women bother getting educated?

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Timothy 2:9-15 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Women need to learn what God wants from them. It certainly isn't trying to be as smart as men!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*snip* Mr. Smyth, I'd rather not reveal my real name, which is my policy for the whole internet. A woman must protect herself. I do have a very common English name, but if I must have a pseudonym, "Sarah White" would be very close to my actual name. *snip*

Sorry that you interpreted that as more of an interrogation than was intended. I simply wanted to know a name I can CALL you, because I'm not about to address someone as "Heart of Darkness."

YiC,

The Gall Bladder of Pensiveness

(see what I mean?)

[James Hutchins]

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In my country, women are sent to universities to be 'educated'. I say 'brainwashed'!!! I know, it's terrible!
Ephesians 4:14

We send women to Universities too. This way the homely ones can find a man, learn how to decorate a home, tend to children, clean and cook. If a woman has the time to read, she should be reading the Bible. I think they go to Bryn Mawr or Wellesley. My wife, Mrs. Hutchins reads the Bible every day during her 30 minutes free time before bed at 10PM. She never had time for Universities though, she was too busy raising Sons to help God fight the War for Christianity. I suppose once she is no longer fertile, she'll have free time to wile away on pointless female things.
My niece goes to Wellesley. Six years now, no husband. To be fair, she has never been an attractive child. I say stop throwing good money after bad at her and get her a factory job.

Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1st Peter 3:4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
1st Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
1st Peter 3:6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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In my country, women are sent to universities to be 'educated'. I say 'brainwashed'!!! I know, it's terrible!
Ephesians 4:14

Is that why you talk so damn much, woman?

YBIC

[HeartofDarkness]

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Sine when does a home ec class require you to read anything other than Betty Crocker or the Hoover manual?

In my country, women are sent to universities to be 'educated'. I say 'brainwashed'!!! I know, it's terrible!
Ephesians 4:14

[James Hutchins]

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Mr. Hutchins, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Unfortunately, Conrad's book was required reading for my university English course. I'm still struggling to undo the years of brainwashing I underwent at that Satanic, liberal, homo-loving excuse of a university. From time to time that nonsense still bleeds through, but that only motivates me to focus even more intensely on God.
Wow I've only been a member for 1 day, and already I've learned so much! Thank you all

Sine when does a home ec class require you to read anything other than Betty Crocker or the Hoover manual?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Thank you all for the kind welcome. In response to your inquiries:

Mr. Smyth, I'd rather not reveal my real name, which is my policy for the whole internet. A woman must protect herself. I do have a very common English name, but if I must have a pseudonym, "Sarah White" would be very close to my actual name.

Faith_Machine, I have had the very good fortune to have never been assaulted (sexually or otherwise), by Negroes, which is unusual for a South African woman. But then I have always been very careful about who I associate with and which parts of town I frequent. I have wonderful parents, but as a child I was wicked and thought that their strict ways were unfair. But now of course I see that it was meant to keep me pure. Most local girls have their heads on straight, but unfortunately I must report that the foreign girls (Europeans!!) who study at the hotel school in our town LOVE the negro men. They openly flirt and even kiss them in public, and it is well known that they like to bed these men too. (And a bit besides the point, they never use condoms, and these Negroes are rife with AIDS) It is also not uncommon for these men to rub 'medicines' obtained from witch doctors on their privates, to seduce these women and make them more 'receptive'.

I suppose I should add that I know these things because of my fieldwork, which I am required to do for my Anthropology studies. I'm studying a local diviner/healer and the methods of traditional medicine he uses to heal his patients. So I am inundated by this unholy nonsense on an almost daily basis. I could tell you some truly horrific stories about black magic. Satan's power is strong here in the wild. That's why my prayers and my bible are even more important to me now than ever, and I spend a lot of time on cleansing and protection through prayer and praise. It's a fascinating field, but I've never understood the meaning of "Christ's warrior" until I started this work. There is a war on out there between the forces of good and evil that most people are completely blind to. The healer I work with is a godly man, but still has some practices and beliefs that I disagree with. He spends most of his time reversing evil spells and healing illness caused by evil people who dabble with Satanic forces. He's a very busy man.

Pim Pendergast, I don't belong to a particular denomination, because I haven' yet found one that suits me. But as I said, I think that the Baptist church might be the place for me. As a teenager in boarding school I was forced to endure Anglican services, but I found these utterly lacking in passion. Furthermore, our reverend was a horrible woman, and never acted like a Christian except for a few hours during chapel service. The same could be said for the girls who attended my school. During the week they would lie, gossip and backstab, and then on Sunday they would take communion and say the Lord's Prayer. I never took communion then, because I thought it would be disrespectful to Jesus, and I didn't want to belong to a religion that would tolerate such behaviour. So, definitely not an Anglican!!

I am not yet married, but engaged to a wonderful man, a good Caucasian Christian man. We met as housemates living in the same house, so now we do live together, but still keep our separate bedrooms of course!! But we will be married within the next year, and then move to our own marital home. At the moment we share a house with 3 other people, which keeps our lustful thoughts at bay and help us build a strong foundation not founded in sin. And the added benefit of this situation is that I can practice my other wifely duties. I adore cooking for my man, doing his laundry, and just taking the best care of him in the world. Just this morning I polished his boots. I'm about to start baking his favorite carrot cake, timing it so that the house smells like fresh, warm cake when he comes home after work. I can't wait for us to be proper man and wife! And yes, of course he knows about this forum and has given me his blessing! What kind of man just lets his woman surf the internet willy-nilly? And I'd never dream of doing anything without his knowledge or consent, he's to be my husband, i have nothing hidden from him. A woman should share her life with her man, she is his after all. But there are things that a man is entitled to keep to himself, like his bank balance, what he and his friends get up to during 'guy-time', these things are none of my business.

I obviously don't have children yet, but once we're married we hope to change that really soon. As much as I'd like to continue the tradition of large Afrikaner families, we just don't have the money, especially in this country, so one or two kids will have to do. "HeartofDarkness" refers to one of my favorite books by Joseph Conrad. I guess I too feel like a pilgrim in a strange, often frightening dark place, surrounded by many crazy and/or dangerous people. Now if only i had the courage and the means to take out the evil politicians and dictators!! Sometimes I look at the people running our country, and it's like seeing Satan in the flesh, and I wonder how nobody else sees this, or how they tolerate it.
All I can do is shake my head at Africa, but I like to think that God has a purpose for me here. For now I'll just keep praying.

God Bless
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Matthew 6:33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

Tl:dr

By golly you don't half yap.

YIC

[HeartofDarkness]

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Welcome friend. Whilke we all like a good yarn from time to time, I would suggest you stay away from frictional works by people like Conrad and instead spend your time reading the Bible. Jesus sees you spending time in flights of fantasy and ignoring Him.

Mr. Hutchins, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Unfortunately, Conrad's book was required reading for my university English course. I'm still struggling to undo the years of brainwashing I underwent at that Satanic, liberal, homo-loving excuse of a university. From time to time that nonsense still bleeds through, but that only motivates me to focus even more intensely on God.
Wow I've only been a member for 1 day, and already I've learned so much! Thank you all

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. Whilke we all like a good yarn from time to time, I would suggest you stay away from frictional works by people like Conrad and instead spend your time reading the Bible. Jesus sees you spending time in flights of fantasy and ignoring Him.

[HeartofDarkness]

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Hello dear and welcome to our friendly forums!

If I may offer just a tiny bit of advice, woman to woman...


... don't blather on so. The gentlemen who have responded have done you a great courtesy at the expense of their own duties today.

If you'd like to share your thoughts as if we are sitting at the kitchen table enjoying a cup of tea and have all the time in the world, might I suggest you join us women in the women's forum. That way the men won't be burdened with such babble.

Thanks Mary! And my apologies to the men folk! Besides, if I have time to ramble so, I could be doing chores!