[LadyofHarlotts (On Moderation)]

Re: HI!

Lets see, you show a location Maine, you claim to be in the Southwest yet you are in Florida.

When do the lies end and the truth begin?

Going to bed at 9:30AM? Busy night at the chicken ranch? When do you take the time to air out?

Enjoy Hell, harlot!

Storybrooke, Maine is a fictional town from Once Upon a Time.
I never ever said I was in Florida.
I really am from the Southwest.

Actually I want to bed at 6. I was just up reading up on stuff. Plus, I took a nap after school, so I wasn't tired.

Dude... you just called me a prostitute. Not cool. I'm nowhere near the status of a prostitute. I'm not going to Hell, either. o.o

You shouldn't call people names. Especially stuff like prostitute. People won't like you. >.<

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: HI!

Dude... you just called me a prostitute. Not cool. I'm nowhere near the status of a prostitute.

Dear, one can sell her "services" for any kind of price. You may not make money, but if you are paid in emotional currency, then you are a prostitute.

I'm not going to Hell, either. o.o

Not if you repent and accept the LORD Jesus Christ as your Lord and Master. If you continue like this, you are going to Hell. Without passing Go. Without collecting $200.

[LadyofHarlotts (On Moderation)]

Re: HI!

I did some research and Death Valley is in the U.S. Southwest, so my question is, why would anyone choose to live in Death Valley? Possibly to simulate Hell? Just in case you are living in some sort of denial, I can post a map that positively proves that Death Valley IS in the U.S. Southwest. There is still time to turn to Jesus and save yourself from Hell and the simulated Hell that you strangely decided to live in! Maybe it is time to open a Bible and learn how to escape the demonic living Hell that you are living in and replace an occasional tumbleweed with Jesus!

I don't live in Death Valley. Yuck. That's the hottest place in the US.
Maybe Death Valley is about as East of Eden as you get, but I highly doubt it's a place to simulate Hell... I mean, God created this world, didn't he?
I didn't *chose* to live in the Southwest. I was born here. And I assure you, as soon as I graduate high school, I am OUT OF HERE. I want to live some place with rain and pretty winters. <3
But I *do* live in the desert. While I'm not that fond of the hot and dry weather, there are some truly beautiful things that happen naturally that you won't get to see any where else.
We get these beautiful purple, coral, pink, orange sunsets. And at night time, you can see a lot of stars since we usually don't have clouds. I can see Planet Venus almost every night.
I think God touched this area with much beauty. Just a different kind of beauty. I love it, but my body kind of rejects the dry weather. Bittersweet.
But at least I'll have my family to come back to visit while I'm in college.

[Didymus Much]

Re: HI!

...You shouldn't call people names. Especially stuff like prostitute. People won't like you. >.<

Since when is Christianity a popularity contest?

By taking offense, you've just proved that you are no Christian.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

[LadyofHarlotts (On Moderation)]

Re: HI!

Since when is Christianity a popularity contest?

By taking offense, you've just proved that you are no Christian.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

Er? I am Christian. I wasn't necessarily offended. I just think the guy is ill-informed. That was more of advice. If he doesn't want people to like him, more power to him. No guy over the net is going to end my world.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: HI!

Er? I am Christian.

I think not.

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.

A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Matthew 7:15-20

[LadyofHarlotts (On Moderation)]

Re: HI!

<.>
For some reason my picture looks like onions.
To me it does...
Whut happened. o.o

[LadyofHarlotts (On Moderation)]

Re: HI!

I think not.

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.

A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Matthew 7:15-20

No. I'm Christian. I'm even an acolyte. And a Youth Delegate for my church!

[Abigail Talmadge]

Re: HI!

Well, hello there Emily! Do you have your father's permission to be on this forum? Anyway, welcome to our forums! I'm a bit worried about you, though.
You seem to be interested in a lot of secular media. Especially Harry Potter, which promotes demonic, satanist magic and turns young girls into harlots! Take a look at this thread, please:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24598

Pokemon, too!:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html

Some of the other shows you watch, music you listen to, and books secretly promote homosexuality, communism, satanism, and other unchristian ways! If you continue on the road you're on, you'll be headed straight to Hell, honey!
I suggest you turn off the TV, close the Harry Potter, and just read the Bible. Cover to cover, just read! Oh, and as for your avatar, I suggest you use a REAL picture of yourself. All of us on the forum believe that our community works better when you use a real picture of yourself as an avatar, like I have. NOT a bowl of onions. Thanks.

Your in Christ,
Abigail

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: HI!

Er? I am Christian. I wasn't necessarily offended. I just think the guy is ill-informed. That was more of advice. If he doesn't want people to like him, more power to him. No guy over the net is going to end my world.

Hi, it is refreshing to meet someone so carefree and optimistic - I guess it comes with youth. Enjoy it while you can. However, keep in mind that in just a few more years you will become a fully grown woman who will have to be responsible for her choices and to live with the consequences of the choices that she makes. Take time to read the Bible and find what God wants for your life to the smallest detail. Believe me, every thing that you do, think and say will have a direct bearing on your life in future. Also, spend time on that which truly counts and do not neglect things that really matter: your personal relationship with Jesus and your growth in becoming more like Him. Trust me, we as humans have true best success with things that we spend most of our time doing. Choose wisely now so that there will be no regrets later!

[Sophie Hennig]

Re: HI!

You claim to be a christian, but refuse to follow Gods words. How are we supposed to take you serious like this?
Repent NOW and start to follow what the bible says or you will burn in hell. If you really want to be a christian and seek salvation, you have to do what God tells you to do!

This life is not meant to be fun or to be enjoyed, but to seek for salvation and repent our sins, so God can welcome us again as his creatures as he wanted us to be. Think about it. It would be a shame, if you would burn in eternal hell, wouldn't it?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: HI!

Emily dear, I just read through your entire thread and I am quite alarmed. I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but you are most certainly on the road to Hell. The reason is your obsession with secular entertainment. Others here have covered the sorcery aspect, but there was another glaring example of rampant, damning secularism. It is Rock and roll music in general, and one band you mentioned in particular.

Pink Floyd.



Do these men look Godly to you Emily? I should hope not! These degenerates promoted the use of drugs, sexual immorality, money worship, and rebelling against teachers. One of the founding members went completely insane.

Trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro'
you have no word
trip, trip to a dream dragon
hide your wings in a ghost tower
sails cackling at every plate we break
was cracked by scattered needles
the little minute gong
coughs and clears his throat
madam you see before you stand
hey ho, never be still
the old original favorite grand
grasshoppers green Herbarian band
and the tune they play is "In Us Confide"
so trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro'
you have no word
Please leave us here
close our eyes to the octopus ride!

Do these lyrics appeal to you Emily? They are clearly the ravings of a madman! Emily, please reconsider the path you are on. Turn to Jesus dear! Only He can save you!

[LadyofHarlotts (On Moderation)]

Re: HI!

Well, hello there Emily! Do you have your father's permission to be on this forum? Anyway, welcome to our forums! I'm a bit worried about you, though.
You seem to be interested in a lot of secular media. Especially Harry Potter, which promotes demonic, satanist magic and turns young girls into harlots! Take a look at this thread, please:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24598

Pokemon, too!:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html

Some of the other shows you watch, music you listen to, and books secretly promote homosexuality, communism, satanism, and other unchristian ways! If you continue on the road you're on, you'll be headed straight to Hell, honey!
I suggest you turn off the TV, close the Harry Potter, and just read the Bible. Cover to cover, just read! Oh, and as for your avatar, I suggest you use a REAL picture of yourself. All of us on the forum believe that our community works better when you use a real picture of yourself as an avatar, like I have. NOT a bowl of onions. Thanks.

Your in Christ,
Abigail

Hi Abigail. You have cool hair.
Er, no. I don't live with my dad.
I looked at those links you posted, and I'm sorry but they're just too far-fetched and biased. I know media uses subliminal messages, but really? Hermonie's hair? That's silly.

And that Pokemon link was nothing short of a joke. Really? Burning trading cards? Pokemon isn't demonic. It's actually a very strategic game. It's not for simple-minded folk! Ha!

I read the Bible, but that's not all I read. I'd be pretty dumb if I didn't expose myself to other readings.

I actually had a picture of my dream role character, Christine Daae, but for some reason it's showing up as onions. I didn't even do that. I have no idea why it's life that.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: HI!

<.>
For some reason my picture looks like onions.
To me it does...
Whut happened. o.o

Hi Emily

Welcome to Landover, it's the BEST place to learn about JESUS and GOD and THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

Oh, and I think your avatar is shallots. They're like onions but littler, sorta like big, purple garlic. I work at a Pita Pit, so I know ALOT about food.







Tammi

[LadyofHarlotts (On Moderation)]

Re: HI!

Hi Emily

Welcome to Landover, it's the BEST place to learn about JESUS and GOD and THE KING JAMES BIBLE!

Oh, and I think your avatar is shallots. They're like onions but littler, sorta like big, purple garlic. I work at a Pita Pit, so I know ALOT about food.







Tammi

That's ironic considering the closeness to my username. Ha! Actually, my username is a reference to a poem.
Thanks for letting me know. I still have no idea how they got there!
And thank you!!!