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  • leandrasusan
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2012
    • 17

    #1

    Hello, this is Susan.

    Hi!
    My name is Susan. I don't have a favorite bible verse. I love them all. I found Jesus at a young age, as my parents taught me. From what I have seen, I should fit in well here.
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Hello, this is Susan.

    Well Sudan, I admire your optimism. How many children have you birthed, what does your husband do for a living, and which church do you attend?
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    • Russell Holbeck
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2012
      • 735

      #3
      Re: Hello, this is Susan.

      Hello Susan. I am sad that you do not have a favorite Bible verse so I want to help you. From your name I see that you like cats so I offer you Psalms 10:9 which says:

      He lieth in wait secretly as a lion in his den: he lieth in wait to catch the poor: he doth catch the poor, when he draweth him into his net.

      God is talking about wicked people there. God can't stand wicked people. I am not wicked any more.

      Thank you.

      Rusty
      Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #4
        Re: Hello, this is Susan.

        It saddens me greatly Susan, for you to profess your love of pussies over God.
        While you may find great pleasure in petting a pussy, don't you know, Jesus would like a hand too?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Allyson
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2012
          • 75

          #5
          Re: Hello, this is Susan.

          What type of bible are you reading? I would suggest the KJV 1611 Bible - it's the only completely true Bible

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          • leandrasusan
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Dec 2012
            • 17

            #6
            Re: Hello, this is Susan.

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Well Sudan, I admire your optimism. How many children have you birthed, what does your husband do for a living, and which church do you attend?
            I don't have any children, and though I would like some, I need a husband for that. I go to ABC. http://www.avondalebaptist.org.nz/

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            • leandrasusan
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2012
              • 17

              #7
              Re: Hello, this is Susan.

              Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
              Hello Susan. I am sad that you do not have a favorite Bible verse so I want to help you. From your name I see that you like cats so I offer you Psalms 10:9 which says:

              He lieth in wait secretly as a lion in his den: he lieth in wait to catch the poor: he doth catch the poor, when he draweth him into his net.

              God is talking about wicked people there. God can't stand wicked people. I am not wicked any more.

              Thank you.

              Rusty
              Thanks for that!

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              • leandrasusan
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Dec 2012
                • 17

                #8
                Re: Hello, this is Susan.

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                It saddens me greatly Susan, for you to profess your love of pussies over God.
                While you may find great pleasure in petting a pussy, don't you know, Jesus would like a hand too?
                I love Jesus, but the username was most likely in use.

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                • leandrasusan
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 17

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, this is Susan.

                  Originally posted by Allyson View Post
                  What type of bible are you reading? I would suggest the KJV 1611 Bible - it's the only completely true Bible
                  I know. I have one.

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                  • Matthew Hopkins
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 808

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, this is Susan.

                    You seem to be an uppity female. Does your husband not know how to discipline you?

                    YBIC

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, this is Susan.

                      Originally posted by leandrasusan View Post
                      I don't have any children, and though I would like some, I need a husband for that. I go to ABC. http://www.avondalebaptist.org.nz/
                      Well I suppose I need a wife. Please upload an avatar image and let us have a good look at you. If you appear to be healthy enough that I could sire a few sons on you and have them be hearty enough to survive the winter months, I might be willing to open negotiations with your father.
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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14614

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, this is Susan.



                        I was concerned to notice apparently demon possessed persons in the photo album, particularly a ½ naked man [set2/2] evidently about to land on top of another ½ naked man in a jacuzzi or something. Additionally there was no way to verify whether there were women in leadership rôles, suggesting that there probably are, especially in light of the managementspeak such as

                        • elements. .• Celebration..• corporate. .• task-centred. .• relational focused. .• orientation

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, this is Susan.

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          It saddens me greatly Susan, for you to profess your love of pussies over God.
                          While you may find great pleasure in petting a pussy, don't you know, Jesus would like a hand too?
                          That's an excellent point Brother James and not one I've often thought about.

                          Sometimes God needs our help to tell Him just where exactly it hurts and how we would like it touched. Some of us like it hard, some of us like it soft and gentle.

                          Just to make another quick point some of us need to be smacked around. Just like a wild pussy.

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                          • leandrasusan
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 17

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, this is Susan.

                            Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                            You seem to be an uppity female. Does your husband not know how to discipline you?

                            YBIC
                            I have not got a husband.

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                            • leandrasusan
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 17

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, this is Susan.

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Well I suppose I need a wife. Please upload an avatar image and let us have a good look at you. If you appear to be healthy enough that I could sire a few sons on you and have them be hearty enough to survive the winter months, I might be willing to open negotiations with your father.
                              Unfortunately, I don't know how to upload images from a smart device, I don't have a webcam, and I lost my camera.

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