Hello, Everyone

[FAKEFrogPapistHarlot]

Hi. Uh, how do I start this? Well, my name is Aimee. Obviously, that's French, and I am Catholic. I was born in Paris in the mid-70s, but came to New York when I was 2. Very interesting experience, the transitioon. Learned a whole new language. I went to MIT for my college education, and now I and my husband live in Augusta, Maine. I'm a teacher, he's a salesman, and we have two kids. One of them, our oldest is very well behaved. The other is giving us some trouble lately and we could really use your help fixing this problem. I heard this would be a good place to get wholesome Christian advice from my lesbian neightbor, Jessica, a profound Baptist. So it's nice to meet you all and I hope we can all have a good time

[Magikarp]

Re: Hello, Everyone

Lol, I'm Catholic too. Although sadly, 1. You did'nt really join at a good time, if you've been lurking for a while and 2. they don't really take kindly to Catholics.

I don't think the whole lezbean baptist thing will, either. Oh well, have fun here, I guess.

Well at least it sticks out with you more. I don't think they even know that I'm Catholic.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Hello, Everyone

Hi. Uh, how do I start this? Well, my name is Aimee. Obviously, that's French, and I am Catholic. I was born in Paris in the mid-70s, but came to New York when I was 2. Very interesting experience, the transitioon. Learned a whole new language. I went to MIT for my college education, and now I and my husband live in Augusta, Maine. I'm a teacher, he's a salesman, and we have two kids. One of them, our oldest is very well behaved. The other is giving us some trouble lately and we could really use your help fixing this problem. I heard this would be a good place to get wholesome Christian advice from my lesbian neightbor, Jessica, a profound Baptist. So it's nice to meet you all and I hope we can all have a good time

mmm

Learned a whole new language at two did we?


My advise to you is:

• Renounce Catholicism.
• Quit your job as a commie teacher and get down to the business of serving your husband and raising your children. Maybe your son would not be so wayward then. It's clearly your fault.
• Look for ways to out your neighbor and generally discourage her in her lesbo activities.

Lol, I'm Catholic too. Although sadly, 1. You did'nt really join at a good time, if you've been lurking for a while and 2. they don't really take kindly to Catholics.

I don't think the whole lezbean baptist thing will, either. Oh well, have fun here, I guess.

Well at least it sticks out with you more. I don't think they even know that I'm Catholic.

Your not fooling anyone sunshine. We all know your Catholic. What Mick isn't Catholic?

[FAKEFrogPapistHarlot]

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mmm

Learned a whole new language at two did we?



My advise to you is:

• Renounce Catholicism.
• Quit your job as a commie teacher and get down to the business of serving your husband and raising your children. Maybe your son would not be so wayward then. It's clearly your fault.
• Look for ways to out your neighbor and generally discourage her in her lesbo activities.

Your not fooling anyone sunshine. We all know your Catholic. What Mick isn't Catholic?

Hey, now I resent that. I didn't learn English when I was 2, I learned it over time. And regardless, the Pope is a good person, Jessica is a good person, and my husband actively supports my teaching career, which does not support communism in any way.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Hey, now I resent that. I didn't learn English when I was 2, I learned it over time. And regardless, the Pope is a good person, Jessica is a good person, and my husband actively supports my teaching career, which does not support communism in any way.

It's more fact that you claim to have been affluent in French by two. BTW, I think your English is appalling. You don't teach English at a public school for Nigras by chance?

The Pope is not a good person. He is the Devil's missionary on earth.

Obviously your husband is not a commie, he's a salesman. I suspect you are deceiving him on the true nature of your job. I'd like to have a word with him.

[FAKEFrogPapistHarlot]

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Alright, then, I'll ask him to take a look when he gets the chance. I'm sure he'll be very pleased to speak with you

[Magikarp]

Re: Hello, Everyone

Your not fooling anyone sunshine. We all know your Catholic. What Mick isn't Catholic?

http://www.atheist.ie/cgi-bin/ia/cgi/pm.cgi?action=app_display&app=article&app_id=45

Here you are my sir, Irish atheists.

Just because the majority of Irishmen are Catholics, doesn't mean all of us are.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Hello, Everyone

And is that supposed to improve my opinion of your fellow countrymen?

[Nobar King]

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A good place to get wholesome Christian advice from my lesbian neightbor

You won't be getting any Christian advice from any lesbians here.

I think your English is appalling. You don't teach English at a public school for Nigras by chance?

I always expect more from people who claim to be teachers.

[yogurt]

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Don't listen to these guys.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello, Everyone

Well, my name is Aimee.

So you are a guy?

Obviously, that's French

No it's not.

and now I and my husband live in Augusta, Maine.

Sure. On a trip are we?

my lesbian neightbor, Jessica, a profound Baptist. So it's nice to meet you all and I hope we can all have a good time

Lady, at what point are we allowed to somehow doubt your story? At what point does Proverbs kick in?

Proverbs 6:19
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.