[John Kurn]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

Goodness, but your life seems to have undergone quite the transformation since you first introduced yourself to us just after midnight last night.

I worry that so much change so quickly may be a shock to your system, brother. Now is the time when you will be especially vulnerable to temptation and backsliding.

Please remain ever vigilant. You must stand firm against the Devil whispering in your ear.

1 Peter 5:8

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

Well I know that I am cured of my queerness, because as soon as I got home I got an erection, and I got my wife pregnant again!

Goodness, but your life seems to have undergone quite the transformation since you first introduced yourself to us just after midnight last night.

I worry that so much change so quickly may be a shock to your system, brother. Now is the time when you will be especially vulnerable to temptation and backsliding.

Please remain ever vigilant. You must stand firm against the Devil whispering in your ear.

[John Kurn]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

Amen to all that. Every "man" I've ever encountered who has a limp tallywhacker has turned out to be a queer. Every one.

Well I know that I am cured of my queerness, because as soon as I got home I got an erection, and I got my wife pregnant again!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

I worry that your penile member no longer salutes the flag because of a nagging doubt in your sexuality. Hanging around men dressing up in white dresses and funny hats may have resulted in your deciding to preference the company of sweaty men, wearing nothing but robes to hide their shame.

You do know that playing 'dress up' is one step away from listening to show tunes or riding a bike, don't you?

Maybe your inability to perform is more about a base gaywise attraction to muscular, rough hewned, brawny men with large but gentle hands and not being attracted to women?

Homersexualism is a brain disease like the AIDS. You need to repent to a Pastor any and all gaysexual thoughts before it's too late.

Think on.

YIC

Amen to all that. Every "man" I've ever encountered who has a limp tallywhacker has turned out to be a queer. Every one.

[John Kurn]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

Well that was fast! Proof that when you surrender to the Lord, He can work massive miracles in very short periods of time!

Say, now that you're not a Klan member, and therefore don't have to hide your identity, why don't you upload a pic? I always like being able to put a face to the name.

(I would upload a pic of my face, only I can't, because I live so close to Ground Zero for the homosexual movement, and receive death threats from homosexuals on a weekly basis.)

Sure thing Brother Faith Machine. It is indeed a miracle! I certainly wouldn't mind uploading a photo now that I have taken off my hood, but I will need to take one, and upload it I will do it tomorrow morning, because I don't look good right now.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

Well that was fast! Proof that when you surrender to the Lord, He can work massive miracles in very short periods of time!

Say, now that you're not a Klan member, and therefore don't have to hide your identity, why don't you upload a pic? I always like being able to put a face to the name.

(I would upload a pic of my face, only I can't, because I live so close to Ground Zero for the homosexual movement, and receive death threats from homosexuals on a weekly basis.)

[John Kurn]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

I have good news. My Pastor has shown me how to be nicer, and stop any homer urges I had. The homer urges were small, and relativley non existent, but were still there. My Pastor removed them from me, and showed me how to glorify God not be a KKK member. I burned my silly hat, and robe, and then I started picketing, and instead of yelling at people I was kind, and told people what it feels like to have Jesus Christ deep inside of you, and fill you with love! I'm sorry for my inital impression I was wrong I have changed.

[John Kurn]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

I worry that your penile member no longer salutes the flag because of a nagging doubt in your sexuality. Hanging around men dressing up in white dresses and funny hats may have resulted in your deciding to preference the company of sweaty men, wearing nothing but robes to hide their shame.

You do know that playing 'dress up' is one step away from listening to show tunes or riding a bike, don't you?

Maybe your inability to perform is more about a base gaywise attraction to muscular, rough hewned, brawny men with large but gentle hands and not being attracted to women?

Homersexualism is a brain disease like the AIDS. You need to repent to a Pastor any and all gaysexual thoughts before it's too late.

Think on.

YIC

I...I..I Suppose your right Sir. I may have some slight homosexual urges. I am going to see my Pastor right now, and have him help me through this, and I will repent.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

Sir I really am I would like to see a doctor about it, but they are all phonies all I can do is pray. As far as being in the KKK I will quit now, but i am in them because my father brought me into them as a child, and it's all I know. I will stop attending them, and stop being a clansmen I am sorry, but its all I know. Quitting the KKK, and praying more.

I worry that your penile member no longer salutes the flag because of a nagging doubt in your sexuality. Hanging around men dressing up in white dresses and funny hats may have resulted in your deciding to preference the company of sweaty men, wearing nothing but robes to hide their shame.

You do know that playing 'dress up' is one step away from listening to show tunes or riding a bike, don't you?

Maybe your inability to perform is more about a base gaywise attraction to muscular, rough hewned, brawny men with large but gentle hands and not being attracted to women?

Homersexualism is a brain disease like the AIDS. You need to repent to a Pastor any and all gaysexual thoughts before it's too late.

Think on.

YIC

[John Kurn]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

It's my feeling that "impotence" is an excuse guys use when they want to stop siring sons for Jesus.

A guy looks at what it will cost him to feed and clothe another kid for the next 18 years and he decides he'd rather spend that money on a new tractor and suddenly he's "impotent."

Funny how that works.

But anyway, I'm glad to know you Mr. Kurn, and I hope you're being honest about your Johnson.

Sir I really am I would like to see a doctor about it, but they are all phonies all I can do is pray. As far as being in the KKK I will quit now, but i am in them because my father brought me into them as a child, and it's all I know. I will stop attending them, and stop being a clansmen I am sorry, but its all I know. Quitting the KKK, and praying more.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

It's my feeling that "impotence" is an excuse guys use when they want to stop siring sons for Jesus.

A guy looks at what it will cost him to feed and clothe another kid for the next 18 years and he decides he'd rather spend that money on a new tractor and suddenly he's "impotent."

Funny how that works.

But anyway, I'm glad to know you Mr. Kurn, and I hope you're being honest about your Johnson.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

I have tried praying, but it isn't working .

It seems to me that you only have your self to blame. If God has decided to wilt your penile member you have by definition done something to deserve it. Or are you calling God a liar?

Mark 11:24 - Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.

Philippians 4:6 - Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.

You better ask yourself some serious questions, pal.

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

What in the holy scriptures motivates you to be so hateful towards negroes?

[Thinks Design]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

That's a terrible thing to say. Being Christian is all about love and fellowship. Not being beastly to each other based on skin colour or decisions made in life predicated on one's socioeconomic position in life: an accident of birth, if you will.

The Designer has made people different but equal. A white man is a better swimmer but a slower runner than a black man. An oriental is smaller but more cunning. The Designer planned this all out for obvious reasons and He shall not be mocked by racialists like you.

You are an awful man.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

I guess being a member of the KKK makes you a really good Christian.