Hello All! I have some questions :)

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello All! I have some questions

Okay Pastor Ezekiel,
Instead of being pompous like your The Savior himself, I believe I asked for guidance. Not to be called a teenage pervert. You treat me like a sub-human piece of crap when You and I are Brothers in Christ. We are both Sons of God (Whether I should be a disowned son or not). I may be like that one cousin at Thanksgiving that nobody wants to sit by but like it or not... We're Related!
So,
I would like at least a shred of respect from you and I ask for your help.

Follow the Golden Rule.


P.S. When you have Y.I.C. at the end of your posts to me, it contradicts everything you just said.

No, it's called "tough love" that the Pastor is administering, boy. Your daddy should have been slapping it into you all these years (and the gay out). We want to let you know the error of your ways before it is too late. But you've got to crucify even the thoughts of desire for male genitalia before Jesus can heal you in confession and prayer (2 Cor. 10:5; Jude 7, 23).

YiC,

Pastor Ed

[Redeemed Papist]

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Suddenly finding out God hates you and wants you dead can be a shock. However, you have little option but to get over it and start planning to get married and make babies properly like God intended. Now stop crying and be a real man for Jesus!

Remember, God loves you and only wants you to die and burn forever if you reject His love by staying a faggot.

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, you are queer. God hates queers. God is the creator, the supreme entity.
If you insist on throwing your life away and want to spend all of eternity being raped over and over in Hell, that is your choice. But absolutely do not come crying to anyone about it. Remember it is your choice to have inflamed buttocks. You could be normal, married and have a fulfilling life instead of the one you are choosing. Do you really ant to wake every morning covered in urine, vomit and feces on the floor of a mens room after having had 20 to 30 unknown male sex partners who used you as a receptacle for their jisim and AIDS filled saliva?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you believe that somebody beating the gay out of me is possible. Please come to my house and do so. Do you want my address? I will be more than happy to give it to you!

We've already got your address, nancy.

I've heard that some of you limp-wrists actually enjoy being beaten. No one here is interested in helping you play out your sick, perverted fantasies. That road leads to sodomy and finally hellfire.

It's clear to me that you've got demons up inside your rectum. I'll be praying for you.

[Didymus Much]

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...Follow the Golden Rule...

Would you be happy if a masochist applied the Golden Rule to you?

[zdevoll]

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If you believe that somebody beating the gay out of me is possible. Please come to my house and do so. Do you want my address? I will be more than happy to give it to you!

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

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Okay Pastor Ezekiel,
Instead of being pompous like your The Savior himself, I believe I asked for guidance. Not to be called a teenage pervert. You treat me like a sub-human piece of crap when You and I are Brothers in Christ. We are both Sons of God (Whether I should be a disowned son or not). I may be like that one cousin at Thanksgiving that nobody wants to sit by but like it or not... We're Related!
So,
I would like at least a shred of respect from you and I ask for your help.

Follow the Golden Rule.


P.S. When you have Y.I.C. at the end of your posts to me, it contradicts everything you just said.

The best help for you is contained in the Bible, the Word of the True Living God. Read it from cover to cover and you will find out exactly what God expects of you if you aspire to be a child of His. Seriously, it is all there. 2 Timothy 3:16 is a great reference to encourage you to read the Scriptires thoroughly and attentively.

[zdevoll]

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Okay Pastor Ezekiel,
Instead of being pompous like your The Savior himself, I believe I asked for guidance. Not to be called a teenage pervert. You treat me like a sub-human piece of crap when You and I are Brothers in Christ. We are both Sons of God (Whether I should be a disowned son or not). I may be like that one cousin at Thanksgiving that nobody wants to sit by but like it or not... We're Related!
So,
I would like at least a shred of respect from you and I ask for your help.

Follow the Golden Rule.


P.S. When you have Y.I.C. at the end of your posts to me, it contradicts everything you just said.

[zdevoll]

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Thank you! Happy New Year as well. May God bless you wherever you go!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Homer;

You are not my friend, brother or neighbor. I live in a gated Christian community and I promise you that there are no limp-wristed nancyboys nearby. Not a one.

You may claim to be a pigmy eskimo or anything else you like, but I am here to tell you that it is not possible to be a queer and a Christian at the same time. The Holy Bible proscribes that you have to sincerely repent of your degenerate ideas before Jesus will consider Saving© you.

Enjoy hell, nancy.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

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Happy New Year, Zack! I hope this new year brings you the wherewithal to find Salvation in Jesus Christ! When we enter into a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus, He cleanses us from all unrighteousness and makes us free of sin.

[zdevoll]

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Dear Brother,
I am still a virgin and do not plan to act on my homosexual urges. My parents have done no wrong. I love the Lord with all my heart, soul, mind, and strength. Whether I am loved back is completely irrelevant to me.

How dare you insult me for something I have never done. I am not playing hide the pickle with strange hairy men in public restrooms. That's low and degrading to anybody. I have stayed clean, never had sex, and do not have A.I.D.S.

Please at least justify your answers.

Your Friend, Brother, and Neighbor,
Zack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello Everyone. My name is Zack and I am 15 years old.

I will admit that I am gay but I have prayed long and hard for an answer. I was wondering if any of you could shed some light on the subject. I was born this way. Believe me, I would not have made the choice. Am I saved since I am baptized?

Second, whether being homosexual is sacrilegious or not. Why are there so many words of hate on here about homosexuals. Fag, queer, etc.. are derogatory terms, while it may be immoral to be homosexual, I do not think such words of hate should come from the Children of God, Brothers or Christ, and Receivers of the Holy Spirit.

Thank you for taking time to read this.

~Zack (Child of God)

Dear Queerboy;

God hates homersexurals, and He hates you. You are no "child of God." If you were even marginally familiar with the Holy Bible, then you would know that playing "hide the pickle" with strange hairy men in public restrooms makes God sick, and causes Him to send you to hellfire.

Where did your parents go wrong? What false Christian church were you raised in? Why hasn't your father beaten the queerness out of you, like a good Christian man would?

And why are you here? This is a Christian forum.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[zdevoll]

Hello Everyone. My name is Zack and I am 15 years old.

I will admit that I am gay but I have prayed long and hard for an answer. I was wondering if any of you could shed some light on the subject. I was born this way. Believe me, I would not have made the choice. Am I saved since I am baptized?

Second, whether being homosexual is sacrilegious or not. Why are there so many words of hate on here about homosexuals. Fag, queer, etc.. are derogatory terms, while it may be immoral to be homosexual, I do not think such words of hate should come from the Children of God, Brothers or Christ, and Receivers of the Holy Spirit.

Thank you for taking time to read this.

~Zack (Child of God)