Originally posted by Truth_Seeker
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Truth seeker, it's not hard to become a Christian, Jesus made sure that salvation is available to the poorest and meekest. You may be closer than you imagine with your current lifestlye right now, close, but no cigar. The Bible clearly states in James 5:14 about 'annointing' another person with oil. You stated that you have an atheist, lesbian, best friend? I'll bet you and your rug munch, gay lover are already annointing each other with various oils now, correct? At least with your current lifestyle, you should be ready to anniont all comers in your new faith.
But, as you began your new found life with Jesus, you will not not be able to annoint unsupervised (too many problems), but you are to call for "Elders of the Church" for them to watch to see if you are doing it right, which, I, coincidently, am an Elder Member on twenty-four hour call. Before we become friends, approx how much do you weigh? I'm not getting personal, but the info is for the employees here that order supplies to calculate how much oil it will take to, as we Christians call it, "do you".
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