[Alterboy]

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Good luck in the land of Moooslims.

[Paragon of virtue]

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I was going through some old photo albums and decided to change up my profile pic and avatar again. I might do this from time to time what with all the crazy pictures I get to take from all over the world.

[Faith_Machine]

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Believe me brother, I know full well the shame and misunderstandings which arise when a guy accidentally posts pornographic images.

I know all about it.

[Paragon of virtue]

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In any other community I would file this under 'Who Cares?", but at Landover Baptist, I know everyone cares. I have decided to change my avatar and profile picture due to the continuing prosecution of true believers by Obama supporting liberal heathens. There are many internet users in this world, and there are only a few that understand what this website is all about--spreading love and wisdom. That concept is foreign to many of the heathen liberals out there.

With Facebook's pending graph searches engine, a heathen can put a couple of details about your life such as: 'Americans living in the UAE for example', match pictures from your profile page on FB to pictures posted on Landover and they suddenly have many details about you! The next thing you know there is a knock on the door and you are being escorted to a FEMA internment camp. I do not in any way blame the founder of Facebook for this, although he may or may not be a joo--Zuckerberg?--as he is a great example for capitalism, but I know our filthy government in the United Snakes and what they are capable of these days.

For those who want to know--my old profile pic was one of myself that was not distorted wearing my dishdash, my old avatar was an intimate picture of me and my camel girlfriend--. My current profile pic has been distorted to protect my identity and my new avatar features a recent field trip I had with my students. I am the one in the middle dressed in black.

This change in my profile should not be misinterpreted in any way as hiding from Brother Hopkins whom I may, or may not owe money nor as hiding my shame from Sister Mary who has recently accused me of posting Pony Porn/Clopping pictures which I probably did post but it was an accident...it was Fluttershy...she's a temptress...anyways, God Bless.

[Adam Fag]

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some other kind of wife?

Well he is in Arabia

Dubai

those space ships are cool!

exchange rate related to the value of gold on the stock exchange.

Did you check out the hallmarks? All English.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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I don't know if you've ever changed flights in the U.A.E., but I once saw a shocking event in Dubai...

The whole place was like one, tacky, horrible gold market, and everywhere were airport security guards, with fully automatic rifles. As I browsed the blood gems and gold, in those gaudy airport shops, I thanked God I was an American, and could fully appreciate the exchange rate related to the value of gold on the stock exchange.

What a wonderful place, really!

The only fly on the ointment was when one woman pushed her way to the front and started complaining. Well, that uppity woman nearly delayed my flight, and she never did get her daughter's passport back, even though she was from a different country.

I think they operate some kind of federal system over there. Anyhow, it seems to work.

YBIC

[Faith_Machine]

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That's very gracious of you, Mr. Hopkins. I suspect he's swimming in dough, as there's nothing but oil money over there. Oil money and anti-Americanism.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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This man owes me money.

If he can come up with the goods, then he can tithe it straight to Landover: I had already written off that sum.

Let the Pastors decide.

YBIC

[Faith_Machine]

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I think he's saying he has one human wife and some unspecified number of sand people wives.

[Nobar King]

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My human wife told her to back off.

You have some other kind of wife? Like a horse?

[Paragon of virtue]

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Yes, that would be my stalker. She fell in love with me when I was visiting a local farm. My human wife told her to back off.

Not every lady has to wear the abaya out here, but most of the Muslims choose to do so. It would probably help a few people out at home to be a little more modest.

[Faith_Machine]

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PS: Thank you for uploading a profile pic. Who is that lady with you? I can see why they make those girls wear those hijab thingees. You're not dating her, are you?

[Faith_Machine]

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...I mean even my town allows women to work--at regular jobs just like mine no less, and allows them to drive automobiles without male chaparones. It's hard to fight so called progress I guess.

I certainly share with you the belief that it is far from ideal for women to work outside the home or drive automobiles, but I can't find anything in the Bible saying they should be legally prohibited from doing so.

You are in a pit full of fire ants, my friend. Take care, lest their thousand bites infect you with enough Islamic poison that you begin to forget just what it is you believe!

[Little Donkey]

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The scales may be out of balance for me these days...

Friend, judging from your picture I do not doubt this self-appraisal. The scales clearly do not balance in your favor. In that condition, how do you topple the young boys when they arrive at your hotel room full of jihad, ready to be martyred?

[Paragon of virtue]

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Favorite Bible Verse: Job 31:6

Let me be weighed on honest scales, that God may know mine integrity.

I think that's a good one. The scales may be out of balance for me these days however because there is not a local church for me to attend. The capitol city of Abu Dhabi does have Christian church service, but it's a long way to get there. There are Bible study groups out here and plenty to join online, so I'm never too far from good Bible teachings.

Where I live it is mostly sand dunes. My small town's name is Liwa and we are nearly at the Saudi border. We have all the modern conveniences and it's really peaceful out here, but look out in Dubai--they have succumbed to some of America's dark passions such as wide spread availability of alcohol and mixed dancing and swimming...I mean even my town allows women to work--at regular jobs just like mine no less, and allows them to drive automobiles without male chaparones. It's hard to fight so called progress I guess.